/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #48782777

[16 / 5 / ?]

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 16:33:28 No.48782777 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48782788 >>48782957 >>48783026 >>48783110 >>48783186 >>48783203 >>48783354 >>48785004

Bimonthly reminder that since Pokémon are wild beasts with no access to sanitation, modern medicine or any convince of modern human society because they're beasts who survive on instinct means that molesting one carries a high risk of catching a disease. You'll create PokeAIDs like the guy who fucked a monkey and spread aids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 16:34:24 No.48782788 Report

Quoted By:

>>48782777
I watch a lot of Bear Grylls. I got this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:00:21 No.48782957 Report

Quoted By:

>>48782777
What about sentient Pokemon like Gardevoir and Lopunny?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO machamp.jpg, 65KiB, 500x327

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:09:16 No.48783026 Report

Quoted By: >>48783053

>>48782777
Why did the official Pokemon website show these girls trying to molest these animals?
https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:11:49 No.48783053 Report

Quoted By: >>48784602

>>48783026
It's a double standard honestly, it's fine for women to think pokemon are hot but the moment a man thinks about sticking his dick in one he's a "freak"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:18:46 No.48783110 Report

Quoted By:

>>48782777
Gee, I wonder how they managed to create full civilisations on their own without eating each other or getting wiped out by plagues in the mystery dungeons games then.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO E-5uCv_VkAY3td6.jpg, 94KiB, 1050x1125

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:29:11 No.48783186 Report

Quoted By:

>>48782777
SEX

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:31:52 No.48783203 Report

Quoted By: >>48783365

>>48782777
Fire pokemon just burn off all that shit, it's fine.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 133 196 197 Family @kenikenikeke.png, 1MiB, 1600x1400

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:55:36 No.48783354 Report

Quoted By: >>48784503 >>48784514

>>48782777
Promote Pokémon x Pokémon relationships so they'll be less likely to interact with humans in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:57:34 No.48783365 Report

Quoted By:

>>48783203
Fire Pokemon canonically bathe in water just like any other Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:02:05 No.48783407 Report

Quoted By:

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dr._Footstep/Quotes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:53:56 No.48784503 Report

Quoted By:

>>48783354
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:54:42 No.48784514 Report

Quoted By:

>>48783354
Me on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 20:01:50 No.48784602 Report

Quoted By: >>48784695

>>48783053
>dick goes in
>vagina goes around
One is intrusive, one is embracing. What don’t you understand about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 20:08:26 No.48784695 Report

Quoted By:

>>48784602
They're fucking me in the ass, retard

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1635401046966.jpg, 36KiB, 1600x900

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 20:36:03 No.48785004 Report

Quoted By:

>>48782777
I dont want to make a witty reply at OP larping as IceFox and insult his catholic upbringing or his dogwanking hypocrisy today...
I wont post cropped pokeporn to make him seethe again...
I dont want to partake in this stupid conversation on topic if monster-fucking healthy, moral, legal, safe or dangerous to any party...
I dont want to drink tea made from a boiled alive Vaporeon and suck any FoxFish popsicles that reek of seaweed...
I dont want to eat grilled Houndooms with Jasmine, even if its a potent aphrodisiac...
I dont want a CaesarSalad made from Oddish...
I dont want to live like this anymore...
I dont want to live at all now...
I just want my beloved man-faced Goat-Panther back home...
Good job, you won Galarian...

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches