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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:21:32 No.48786643 View View Reply Original Report

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Tyranitar is PISSED and is coming to rip you apart.

Now only the last Pokémon you masturbated to can protect you.

How fucked are you, /vp/?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:25:28 No.48786693 Report

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>>48786643
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:26:18 No.48786698 Report

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>>48786643
>none
Damn...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:29:37 No.48786737 Report

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>Gardevoir
I think I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:33:54 No.48786791 Report

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>Tsareena
I like my chances.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:46:42 No.48786913 Report

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Here lies Tyranitar, it died as it lived. Screaming like a little bitch, cowering in fear from a singing seal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:50:42 No.48786950 Report

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Well well, Tyranitar, bet you didn't guess you yourself were the last Pokemon I masturbated to. Looks like you played yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:54:19 No.48787001 Report

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im good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:55:49 No.48787019 Report

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>>48787001
The North wind gives a hell of a blowjob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 23:56:09 No.48787020 Report

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>>48786643
>Voltorb used Hidden Power Fighting
wow so hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:02:52 No.48787074 Report

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Will I make it? WON'T regret this fap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:11:55 No.48787185 Report

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>>48787074
>beautiful giant eye
>sexy blooming lips
This is absolutely peak performance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:12:34 No.48787192 Report

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>>48786643
>double kick
He dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:20:05 No.48787284 Report

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>>48786643
>252 SpA Choice Specs Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar: 380-450 (111.4 - 131.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
This is assuming the Tyranitar is wild and thus not trained.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:23:43 No.48787328 Report

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>>48786643
>252 SpA Choice Specs Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 254-302 (74.4 - 88.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>0 Atk Tyranitar Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Inteleon: 195-231 (69.3 - 82.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after sandstorm damage

I'm assuming the Tyranitar is wild and not trained. As long as it doesn't crit with Stone Edge, it loses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:23:56 No.48787331 Report

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I win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:24:38 No.48787339 Report

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>>48786643
I'm not bringing anything since I'm not a disgusting pokephile. I can throw punches and kicks so I might have a shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:25:43 No.48787354 Report

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>>48787339
Those would be equivalent to Normal type moves. You're as good as dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:28:24 No.48787387 Report

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I feel disgusted for sharing a board with you subhuman roaches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:28:49 No.48787393 Report

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well gee I don't remember which the last one was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:29:32 No.48787404 Report

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>>48786643
I have no Pokemon to protect me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:30:04 No.48787415 Report

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>>48786737
uh, you're not

gardevoir doesnt get its fairy typing itt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:30:25 No.48787422 Report

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>Pikachu
Shit, bros... Guess this is it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:31:05 No.48787435 Report

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>>48787339
>I can throw punches and kicks so I might have a shot against this miniature gojiira

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:36:13 No.48787495 Report

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>>48786643
Not at all.
One word.
Avalanche.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:37:20 No.48787504 Report

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>>48787495
>stone edge
>crunch
you're doomed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:38:51 No.48787517 Report

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>>48787504
Froslass outspeeds the fuck out of T-tar.
Especially if you set up hail first.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:39:47 No.48787523 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:41:59 No.48787535 Report

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>>48786643
What a coincidence. My boyfriend will protect me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 00:59:03 No.48787676 Report

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>>48787517
Froslass can at least use Destiny Bond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:00:40 No.48787701 Report

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>>48787523
Ew human

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:01:37 No.48787710 Report

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>>48786643
>glaceon

I think I'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:14:28 No.48787808 Report

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>>48786643
I don't fap to pokemangs, I fap to pokegirls, So Cynthia has it in the bag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:17:00 No.48787831 Report

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>>48786643
>Machamp
I'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:24:50 No.48787900 Report

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>>48787808
>I'm not retarded, I'm REALLY retarded!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:25:41 No.48787910 Report

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>flygon
I think I'm since she has earthquake

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:26:33 No.48787916 Report

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>>48786643
>Gayranitar
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:27:05 No.48787927 Report

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>Lucario

Perfect. Could not ask for a better advantage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 01:27:58 No.48787933 Report

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>fapped to Raquaza-on-Eternatus brainstorming how sex with the latter even works

Pretty sure I'm safe, either one is plenty overkill.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Nov 2021 04:33:12 No.48789393 Report

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>>48786643
Go Missingno.!

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