Alright Wooper, let's do a little info-trade. I'll go first.
> I have attempted to murder my own brother, failed, but still got away scott-free for some reason.
> I went through a phase where I thought it'd be really cool if I lost my left arm & got a prosthetic for it. A bit of therapy, counseling, & psychiatrists later I know better than to fuck around & find out what happens if I try.
> I have been shot once... by a flare gun...
> I am a diagnosed sociopath, if item #1 didn't convince you.
> I have a sizeable Bionicle collection.
> my first PkéMon game was Sapphire‐(Classic).
> I went from "Almost-Honor-Roll" in college to "You're-Failing-Every-Class-&-Nobody's-Seen-You-Alive-In-Days" in a span of 2 weeks due to a certain global event, causing me to have to drop out until Uni-Classes return to normal.
> I'm the BEST sprinter, but the WORST jogger.
> I have a tooth that's actually just 2 teeth fused together, & I can't get through A SINGLE Dentist' appointment without the dentist raving about it & bringing his buddies over to show them. It's phooken hilarious.
> Despite having been hit by a car twice, having been shot (by a flare gun tho), & having fallen from a height of 5 Meters onto a fucking rock, I have never broken a bone in my body in my life.
> I'm allergic to Black Nickel & Morphine, & I'm deathly allergic to almost all mushrooms known to man.
> My favorite foods are homemade omelette (my best friend's recipe), the rheuben sandvicj, & a calzone with squid-ink spaghetti laid atop it, & my favorite dessert is Malva.
> I'm addicted to coffee, but coffee doesn't make me hyper. In fact, it foes the opposite; it makes me sleepy.
> I have hereditary issues with my heart & lungs, meaning I probably won't live to see 40
> There was this one furry tranny that I beat up so badly he went to the emergency room.
> I've been arrested for doing a public service.
> I can play Tenor Saxophone, & I love jazz.
> I'm 188cm, & my favorite color is green.
