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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 02:36:44 No.48800910 View View Reply Original Report

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>$420 for the life-size Lucario
Pokemon Center made a mistake. I know one of you lonely degenerates is going to misuse this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:44:10 No.48802241 Report

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>>48800910
>just one
Maybe go a little higher anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:46:37 No.48802255 Report

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>>48800910
I'm going to fuck my 6 year old lucario bf plush every night as soon as he arrives on my doorstep, bless pokemon center for making my lucario shota bf dreams come true <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 06:14:28 No.48802995 Report

Quoted By: >>48804692 >>48805432

>>48800910
I want a shiny cookie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 11:50:16 No.48804692 Report

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>>48802995
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 13:27:14 No.48805181 Report

Quoted By: >>48805188 >>48808110

>>48800910
I want to see people "misuse" that thing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 13:29:37 No.48805188 Report

Quoted By: >>48808110

>>48805181
me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 14:10:58 No.48805391 Report

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>>48800910
does this mean my 24 inch squirtle is life size

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 14:13:42 No.48805404 Report

Quoted By: >>48806636

>>48800910
I wonder how many people are going to abuse it vs how many are going to “make it” abuse them, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 14:16:26 No.48805426 Report

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>one

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 14:17:43 No.48805432 Report

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>>48802995

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 16:58:47 No.48806592 Report

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>>48800910
Should I post Lana's mum loving this malnet-doge again?
Why am I even asking this? Just look at her go...
I love that its plausibly canon now :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:02:27 No.48806636 Report

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>>48805404
I'd definitely want it to abuse me...

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:03:43 No.48806657 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:14:22 No.48806784 Report

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>>48806592
Full image : https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2756668

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:15:37 No.48806794 Report

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>>48800910
>one of you
>one
Anyone autistic enough to sink money into this is probably misusing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:16:56 No.48806804 Report

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>>48806657
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:38:24 No.48807075 Report

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I bought this but it won’t arrive until April 2022. I plan on adding a Bad Dragon (probably a signature colored Rex) strap on to it if I can find one that fits his skinny waist. I will post lots of photos when he arrives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 17:45:29 No.48807152 Report

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>>48806657
>Non-cookie fleshlight
What a plebeian :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 19:29:11 No.48808110 Report

Quoted By: >>48808790

>>48805181
>>48805188
I "misused" my lifesize Vaporeon plush three times. Felt great to ride his tail. :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 20:43:05 No.48808790 Report

Quoted By: >>48813707

>>48808110
What type of dick?
Asking for a fiend...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 22:39:14 No.48809964 Report

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>>48800910
Does placing it around the house and scaring roommates with it count as misuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 22:41:49 No.48810008 Report

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>>48800910
Ugly shillmon, if I'm going to defile a plush toy it'll be Lopunny or Glaceon. I have standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 22:43:50 No.48810039 Report

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>>48810008
>Shillmon
>But I'd still fuck this OTHER shillmon
Escape rope, please. You're embarassing us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 22:47:51 No.48810094 Report

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>>48810039
Lopunny and Glaceon aren't shilled though, neither have movies, events, ir presence in spin-offs/other franchises

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 22:47:51 No.48810095 Report

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>>48809964
Who could be scared of such a cute and fluffy manlet?

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Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 23:03:11 No.48810273 Report

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>>48810094
>eeveelution
>not shilled to fuck
They do release a new set of 9 plushies in a slightly different pose to last year, every year anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 23:36:36 No.48810625 Report

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>>48810273
>Uglyeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 23:56:51 No.48810851 Report

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>>48810273
I love how Sylveon with ears down looks.
It's a defensive stance, it's afraid of abuse. Imagine kicking it as it screams and vomits blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 00:04:03 No.48810937 Report

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>>48800910
Wait, this is official? Then it's gonna need to be modded to have a bussy hole installed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 00:06:26 No.48810968 Report

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>>48810273
Wait, what Pokemon is that between the Sylveon and the Pikachu? Can I get that one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 00:07:48 No.48810985 Report

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>>48810273
Bruh, Eevee is shilled and a few of them are popular with furries, but to call Glaceon a shillmon is quite a stretch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 00:13:40 No.48811042 Report

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>>48810985
And yet, it gets the exact same treatment as the rest of them anon which is a whole fuckloa more than lots of others combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 01:09:23 No.48811605 Report

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tfw no life size Zoroark plush to hug.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 02:21:35 No.48812386 Report

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It’s shorter than I realized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 02:26:20 No.48812423 Report

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>>48811605
I want a life-size Zoroark plush that I can pretend is a caring mother who actually loves me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 02:26:43 No.48812431 Report

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>>48810273
How do I get my Eevee to evolve into that gray one at the end?

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Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 02:36:27 No.48812515 Report

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>>48812423
>tfw no Zoroark to treat you like her little Zorua

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 03:10:24 No.48812820 Report

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>>48800910
I want life sized snorlax
everything else is a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 04:55:43 No.48813707 Report

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>>48810273
Not right. TPC released them just once. The only ones that come close to this size are bootlegs from China. Right now, there's Vap, Umbreon, Jolt and Sylveon.

>>48808790
My genuine, uncircumsized dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 05:03:17 No.48813765 Report

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>>48813707
Yes and last year it was the sleeping set and next year, they're going to be posed slightly differently and an entire new set of them sold, because they shill them to fuck and back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 05:07:13 No.48813819 Report

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It costs no more than $20 to manufacture that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 05:10:00 No.48813843 Report

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>>48810985
Glaceon is not a shillmon its a chillmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 07:44:33 No.48815025 Report

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>>48813765
1. The sleeping ones ≠ standing ones we were talking about

2. Your "last year this, next year that" means a skip in 2021 which means they're not shilling the Eevee line every year. Unless you count bootlegs as official but I don't think the Shill Company deals with chinese slaves.

3. We need a proof a new line will come out. Are you a TPC worker in the plush section?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 08:26:39 No.48815212 Report

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>>48812386
IMAGINE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 09:04:49 No.48815427 Report

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>>48812820
It already exist retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2021 09:08:08 No.48815456 Report

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>>48815025
Check the jp eevee twitter account, eevvee get shit everytime, glaceon leafeon are shilled now because the remakes

twitter.com/project_eevee

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