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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 03:56:18 No.48824445 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48825836 >>48825882 >>48825925 >>48826397 >>48826417 >>48826430

would you rather

choose a pokegirl of your choosing to be the love of your life but every 30 to 60 minutes without warning they rip the absolute foulest ass that would even make brapfags wretch

or

by some miracle pokemon become real but the ones you like fucking hate you for no reason with no way to befriend them and the pokemon you hate loving you to bits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:03:33 No.48824529 Report

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Pokemon being real. I’m not even bothered by the downside of the other choice, you could take away the brap part and I’d still take the 2nd option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:04:38 No.48824538 Report

Quoted By: >>48824557

what if the pokemon I like and the pokemon I hate are in the same line

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:05:44 No.48824557 Report

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>>48824538
they either cant evolve or you have to catch the one part of the line that doesnt fucking hate you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:06:22 No.48824565 Report

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>by some miracle pokemon become real but the ones you like fucking hate you for no reason with no way to befriend them and the pokemon you hate loving you to bits
What happens if I like them all
Do they all end up hating me
Am I really that much of an incel that even Pokemon run away from me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:09:38 No.48824604 Report

Quoted By: >>48824614

A and take her to a doctors to sort out the smell of death and chaos erupting our her arsehole.
Be easier than trying to train something that didn't want to be trained.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 04:10:27 No.48824614 Report

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>>48824604
its an incurable disease called stinkassitis and it cant be cured unless you suck the hot air out of her asshole monthly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 06:41:43 No.48825835 Report

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So my wife is a Poison Type? That's pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 06:41:54 No.48825836 Report

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>>48824445
B. I don't care, everyone else gets to have fun playing with Pokemon and I don't mind if I'm stuck with the uglymons like Dhelmise, Copperajah, and the gen 8 fossil abominations. I would just be happy that Pokemon are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 06:46:22 No.48825857 Report

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Wtf I hate gardevoir now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 06:50:29 No.48825882 Report

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>>48824445
Give me the waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 06:54:48 No.48825925 Report

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>>48824445
I'll take the Pokemon, because I wouldn't care what mon I had so long as they were real. Plus, I'll probably end up liking the mons I hate after a while anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 08:24:19 No.48826397 Report

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>>48824445
haha benis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 08:28:02 No.48826417 Report

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>>48824445
>the ones you like fucking hate you for no reason with no way to befriend them and the pokemon you hate loving you to bits
what if over time i start to like the ones that i hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2021 08:30:07 No.48826430 Report

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>>48824445
All Pokemon would hate me anyways

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