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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2021 23:28:13 No.48841711 View View Reply Original Report

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What kind of trainer would you be in the Pokemon world?

I'd be a pokemon breeder, of course!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2021 23:29:30 No.48841723 Report

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>>48841711
Sex with Primarina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2021 23:44:06 No.48841846 Report

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>>48841711
a big house in the woods with your pokewives

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 00:32:11 No.48842334 Report

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>>48841846
>almost 1000 different critters to hook up with
>chooses the lame humanoid looking one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 02:30:41 No.48843390 Report

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>>48842334
yes and?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 04:25:09 No.48844306 Report

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>>48841711
Not much of a breeder, I'd aim on the thighs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 04:30:52 No.48844343 Report

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>>48841711
Sitting in a damp cave miserably 24/7, the only satisfaction being able to challenge the stupid little shits that come in here to catch Pokémon with a surprise trainer battle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 04:33:44 No.48844365 Report

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Shauntal but with Caitlin's pokemon minus whatever relative genius in-universe would be required to be an elite four member. would definitely be as isolated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 04:48:06 No.48844470 Report

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>>48841711
I will be a man that is always training either girly Pokemon or Eevees. and yes, I fuck all of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 09:10:27 No.48845893 Report

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Don't blame me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 09:17:21 No.48845913 Report

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I have been loyal to and rooting for Team Rocket since Red/Blue, so probably a Rocket Executive or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 15:48:29 No.48847614 Report

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For me, it's /hmofp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 16:00:58 No.48847704 Report

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>>48843390
kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 16:11:06 No.48847764 Report

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>>48842334
It's almost like human beings are going to gravitate towards the more human ones. It's why anthro is a thing. Why don't you cry that the OP picked a humanoid fox over Vulpix or Nickit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 16:11:27 No.48847767 Report

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>>48842334
Don't be one of those people anon, it's extremely cringe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 16:37:56 No.48847946 Report

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>>48847704
mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 18:03:26 No.48848646 Report

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>>48841723
I don't want to have sex with a tranny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 18:08:21 No.48848690 Report

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>>48841711
I'd catch em all.
For reasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 18:14:52 No.48848729 Report

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i would be a Picknicker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 18:27:45 No.48848836 Report

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>>48847764
It's so weird feral mons made it that high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 19:17:22 No.48849190 Report

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>>48845893
>Male Zeraora
I cant blame you tho, cat-pussy is unreasonably tiny...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 19:18:57 No.48849202 Report

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>>48847764
I want to upvote Jolteon, how can I do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 20:04:23 No.48849581 Report

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>>48849202
You have to make a twitter account and make your tier list public for it to count

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 20:12:06 No.48849639 Report

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>>48849190
>>48849190
>I don't know man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 21:00:18 No.48850052 Report

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>>48848836
Well to be fair the eeveelutions are pretty popular in porn. They're one of the handful to get a steady stream of porn and also enjoy popularity. As for the rest people into Pokémon just like them I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 21:32:15 No.48850306 Report

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Acquire funds. Establish some fancy company for the sole purpose of breeding, raising, and training high quality waifumons for export to suit varied tastes alongside sub-companies offering specially tailored cosplay outfits, lingerie designed for popular mons, that kind of thing.
Use the proceeds to secretly lobby for legal pokemon marriage. Conduct research on human + pokemon egg group compatibility. Eventually retire with a braixen wife + delphox mom combo with successors to take on the good fight.
Single-handedly cause a Phox population boom.
That's the dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 21:55:15 No.48850515 Report

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>>48841711
I'd just life peacefully and happy with my wife Braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 22:01:25 No.48850580 Report

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>>48847764
Mostly based list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 00:02:29 No.48851673 Report

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>>48849581
>Tw@ter
Id rather die for good, that place already makes me want to kill myself every weekend for the dumbest of reasons...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 03:14:34 No.48853281 Report

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>>48847764
Absol and Midday Lycanroc should be one tier higher

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 04:07:46 No.48853654 Report

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>>48850306
INCREDIBLY based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 06:34:56 No.48854700 Report

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>>48841711
Rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 09:54:58 No.48855801 Report

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>>48841711
Cabbie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 11:11:27 No.48856085 Report

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>>48841723
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 12:50:18 No.48856599 Report

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>>48853654
This looks like something wonderfull is gonna happen once the lights go dim...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 12:58:10 No.48856648 Report

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Breeder not for the sex, but for the cockfight tournaments and beauty shows.
>Shinies: Most Expensive
>Genderless: Extremely Expensive
>Psuedo Legendary: Very Expensive
>Bad nature: Expensive
>semi-perfect/breedjects: Cheap
>Wild caught: Free

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 16:08:37 No.48857903 Report

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>>48856599
What do u mean anon

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 17:08:26 No.48858310 Report

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>>48857903
Imagine this vid but with Vulpix:
https://img.rule34.xxx//images/4549/3c63ec75af3da7166a633bc14d64dcc7.mp4?5181438

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 19:54:01 No.48859742 Report

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>>48853654
CUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:09:59 No.48859901 Report

Quoted By: >>48859988 >>48860219

>>48847764
Decided to do a quick porn count based off tier, source for this is rule34.xxx. Only SSS, S and A.

SSS
Lopunny: 6208
Gardevoir: 12598
Braixen: 5192
Ditto: 1113
Salazzle: 1670
S
Zoroark: 5202
Lucario: 15077
Sylveon: 4926
Glaceon: 5226
Primarina: 869
Umbreon: 7834
A
Vaporeon: 4913
Meloetta: 1005
Tsareena: 515
Espeon: 3602
Lilligant: 357
Leafon: 2983
Zeraora: 1231
Blaziken: 4399
Goodra: 2885
Flareon: 2907
Absol: 3005
Meinshao: 1679
Lurantis: 358
Milotic: 686

Pikachu all the way in D has an absurd amount of porn at 10030. To put in perspective that's more than any Pokegirl that's not Misty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:21:41 No.48859988 Report

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>>48859901
Pikachu has 11k on e6 alone so I'm inclined to believe it has much, much more and is probably above Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:22:54 No.48860000 Report

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>>48841711
Casual trainer, mostly chilling with my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:26:06 No.48860030 Report

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>>48859988
e621 has safe for work pictures. rule34.xxx pulls all the explicit pictures directly from e621 on top of users uploading from others places. Pikachu in e621 has 48 pages of SFW images and you have 75 images per page. That's atleast 3600 SFW images in e621 for Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:26:23 No.48860038 Report

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>>48859988
But gardevoir has more solo pictures. Pikachu often makes a cameo in the pokemon related pictures, for which it gets tagged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:27:33 No.48860045 Report

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>>48860030
You can easily filter sfw out from search results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:28:46 No.48860062 Report

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>>48860045
I know but I wanted to put out a number of SFW images. Out of that 11k number there's 3.6k sfw images so it looks less impressive. In the rule34 site Pikachu has more questionable and explicit material than e621.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:30:30 No.48860075 Report

Quoted By: >>48860087 >>48860394

>>48860062
>In the rule34 site Pikachu has more questionable and explicit material than e621
I bet most of them is Ash having sex with some pokegirl while pikachu is somewhere in the background

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:32:22 No.48860087 Report

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>>48860075
It's possible but posting raw numbers is to the extend that I'm willing to go. When trying to get accurate numbers things like what you mention is to be taken into consideration as well as sets and edits of the same picture. Unless anyone has the willpower to sit through thousands and thousands of pics we'll never get a truly accurate number

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:44:23 No.48860219 Report

Quoted By: >>48860235 >>48860325 >>48861814

>>48859901
>>48859988
>>48860030
>>48860038
>>48860045
>>48860062
All of this is moot anyway since both rule34 and e621 delete paid content. If you want true numbers you have to go to a site like permanent booru on the onion network.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:45:50 No.48860235 Report

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>>48860219
>moot
who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 20:56:58 No.48860325 Report

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>>48860219
I actually did use permanent booru to check anon's numbers, but let's face it, paid content is a drop in the ocean, and 99% of permabooru results is what it grabs from e621.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 21:02:13 No.48860394 Report

Quoted By: >>48867947

>>48860075
This, all a character needs to do is show up somewhere in the image for it to count, something like Morpeko likely has an abnormally high number of results because its very often placed somewhere in Marnie images, as an example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 21:16:14 No.48860527 Report

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>>48858310
Not a fan of how it looks like a rubber toy

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Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 23:38:27 No.48861814 Report

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>>48860219
Reminder that Nukers need to be grilled-alive with a magnifying glass, just like the insects they are...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 23:38:35 No.48861817 Report

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>>48860527
Orly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 23:40:27 No.48861840 Report

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>>48860527
Please try to disregard the graphical aesthetics in favour of the overall theme presented by this given scenario

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 00:58:01 No.48862678 Report

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>>48847764
>Lopunny above all
As it should be. They were practically made for it, it's weird how they aren't MORE popular.

LolaBunnySimp

LolaBunnySimp Sun 28 Nov 2021 00:59:06 No.48862689 Report

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Most of not if not all of you would be in jail for bestiality charges

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 02:14:29 No.48863491 Report

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>>48862689
>You are coming with us, just by that shitty username alone...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 05:52:31 No.48865299 Report

Quoted By: >>48865429

>>48848690
Why two Gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 06:06:11 No.48865387 Report

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>>48847764
>pheromosa that low
>umbreon that high

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 06:11:33 No.48865429 Report

Quoted By: >>48868042

>>48865299
Why not three?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 06:13:21 No.48865450 Report

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>>48847764
>latios
I'm pretty sure that anon was talking about female gardevoir, so your gay list doesn't apply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 08:01:11 No.48865985 Report

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>>48865387
I would put phermosa all the way in f tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 13:37:01 No.48867434 Report

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>>48865985
It's okay to be gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 15:14:31 No.48867947 Report

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>>48860394
That is true for morpeko but pikachu at quick glance does have much more solo pics.

For even more curious fun here's the tally from the start of this year in January for some, not all of them.

Lucario (12807)
Gardevoir (10095)
Pikachu (8878)
Umbreon (6545)
Lopunny (5138)

Glaceon (4406)
Braixen (4304)
Zoroark (4296)
Sylveon (3978)
Vaporeon (3917)
Espon (3057)
Goodra (2448)

The jump from the beginning of this year to now for Gardevoir, 2503 more pics, and Lucario, 2270, is miles ahead everyone else.

>>48862678
Lopunny is popular in that regard, it's just that people don't make that much porn of it in comparison to other Pokémon.
2503

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 15:19:44 No.48867989 Report

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>>48867947
Gays make up the majority of furries, hence why Lucario, Pikachu and Umbreon are so high. Gardevoir looks great with tits but I've been seeing a disturbing amount of futa shit in recent times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 15:27:06 No.48868042 Report

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>>48865429
2 gardevoir
1braixen
1glaceon
1sylveon
1locunny

Ultimete waifu team.

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