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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 16:38:53 No.48868572 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48869172 >>48869202 >>48876478

This piece of shit just fried my phone again

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:43:16 No.48869172 Report

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>>48868572
I'm gonna need a colostomy bag...

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:46:03 No.48869202 Report

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>>48868572
ggghisdfbbhh lkn
fdsgg>hgiusoih
fusfhojhfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:46:08 No.48869203 Report

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>>48869172
I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:50:57 No.48869244 Report

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>>48869172
What?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:53:03 No.48869266 Report

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bros i think there's an alien outsiiHfjsjdjzjfbsnd PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS USER

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:53:59 No.48869278 Report

Quoted By: >>48870480

this fucking misdreavus won't let me fucking sleep in peace, i can see hear it screaming from outside my house and it won't stop. I wish my guard growlithe wasn't such a useless piece of shit, should give that screaming head a good taste of my max repel?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:58:24 No.48869316 Report

Quoted By: >>48869374

My wife and daughter is a Kirlia raised from an egg with a steady diet of everstones. I give zero fucks about what society thinks and she's as happy as she can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 17:58:43 No.48869319 Report

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I liek mudkipz

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:01:14 No.48869342 Report

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fuck niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:04:42 No.48869374 Report

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>>48869316
“She” will evolve into a Gallade and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:07:43 No.48869392 Report

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>>48869374
We fuck every day it's definitely a she.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:08:10 No.48869401 Report

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>>48869244
>>48869203
GAK
A foid could reach Mars by riding that rocket of his..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:10:38 No.48869427 Report

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hypnocaust never happened but i wish it happened again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:11:45 No.48869435 Report

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>>48869401
I still don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:13:37 No.48869450 Report

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>>48869401
Is that a knot? I'm not following.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:28:55 No.48869615 Report

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>>48869435
>>48869450
He is going to fuck the Arcanine.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:31:08 No.48869632 Report

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>>48869450
How do I stop this wolf from sneaking food from the fridge?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:35:51 No.48869665 Report

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>>48869615
Fucking a horse-sized dog doesnt leave one with a fractured pelvis and torn asshole - but getting fucked by one certainly does...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:37:08 No.48869671 Report

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>>48869450
>>48869435
Is this bait or are you guys seriously retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:44:21 No.48869723 Report

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>>48869671
What is with some of you and wanting to be knotted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 18:44:36 No.48869726 Report

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>>48869665
How it get its asshole torn if it fucks you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:01:46 No.48869897 Report

Quoted By: >>48869907

>>48869726
Please imagine putting on a pair of boxing gloves and pull both of your fists together for a moment...
Do you feel it already, and do you honestly think there is anything that you can do in order to prevent this turgid slab of meat from wrecking your insides?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:03:13 No.48869907 Report

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>>48869897
Yes I can just faint him with my Politoed B^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:03:52 No.48869914 Report

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>>48869723
Degenerate foids keep saying its allegedly romantic to them, I just want to check out if its true...

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:09:43 No.48869967 Report

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>>48869907
But he was a gud boi and dindu nuffin'

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:11:13 No.48869983 Report

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>>48869671
writer sucks at innuendo and/or dark humor

posted from my rotom

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:27:18 No.48870148 Report

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>>48869983
Innuendo was my fave Queen album...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:35:56 No.48870217 Report

Quoted By: >>48870320 >>48870454

>>48869615
>colostomy
>>48869665
>>48869671
>>48869723
I legit don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 19:47:22 No.48870320 Report

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>>48870217
Don’t ask. Leave now. I’m serious. Do not persuade this line of questioning.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:03:03 No.48870454 Report

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>>48870217
>Literally no imagination retard...
Educate youself right here:
https://rule34.xxx//samples/2869/sample_de8564e6306c2746c48624e97ea0345b464678df.jpg?3203945
You can legit fly on that thing to the moon and back ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:05:06 No.48870473 Report

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>>48869967
>Thou art aware...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:05:44 No.48870480 Report

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>>48869278
Misdreavus tend to jumpscare people it likes to feed on their fears, you can either ignore long enough to make it fuck off or teach your growlithe roar so it could taste its own medicine i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:06:16 No.48870484 Report

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>>48869401
>GAK
Please elaborate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:14:11 No.48870578 Report

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>>48870454
How will she able to walk straight again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 20:23:21 No.48870669 Report

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>>48870484
Please see >>48870454
Giant Arcanine Knot

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Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 22:21:41 No.48871710 Report

Quoted By: >>48873194

I hooked up with this chick from tinder. She had a croagunk at her place so we licked its back, got so high, and then fugged. Shit was so cash

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 01:33:52 No.48873194 Report

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>>48871710
You ok?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 03:40:38 No.48874195 Report

Quoted By: >>48875856

Saw her in a dream.
She asked if I wanted to pet her.
Then jumped into my arms.
She looked up into my eyes reassuring me id be okay.

Woke up, I am still in the hospital bed, still in pain, still on a planet of no magic, no wonder left, nothing but a lower dimension of suffering.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 08:17:45 No.48875856 Report

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>>48874195
>December 6 is st. Nicholas' Day
One week left...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 10:47:58 No.48876478 Report

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>>48868572
Uhh, Hoenbroes what is going on? It started raining very heavily like 5 minutes ago but I have never seen anything like this. The streets are already almost fully flooded, I am actually fucking scared..
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