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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:33:27 No.48882612 View View Reply Original Report

>notices it's past 8:00 PM local time
>forget phone in living room
>goes over to check phone
>accidentally set weekly timer for Tuesday night
>checks GMT converter
>turn out to live in GMT -5
>timer is now 7:00 PM Monday
>current op count: 7

Previous thread:
>>48812022

Rusefox GF pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5

Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:
https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.md

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:46:06 No.48882713 Report

Quoted By: >>48882745 >>48884182 >>48885117 >>48886563

>>48882612

Can you not. These are already turning into Fox Friday levels of waifu wank and degen. Stop making it about the love/sex you're not getting and just be normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:49:27 No.48882745 Report

Quoted By: >>48884150

>>48882713
It's a joke spoiler *poking fun at that*. Someone happened to have a "shaved" edit laying around in the last thread from talk about what the on-model is.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:35:08 No.48884031 Report

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bomping with hugs

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:49:53 No.48884150 Report

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>>48882745
If you search "hairless zoroark" it's literally one of the top results

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:55:08 No.48884182 Report

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>>48882713
Cope and seethe

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:36:23 No.48885103 Report

Quoted By: >>48896595

Why cant I hold all theese Pokemons?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:39:36 No.48885117 Report

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>>48882713
>Shaving
>Sexual
I'm not Fred the naughty barber, and she is not real - time to wake up fren

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 12:19:43 No.48886235 Report

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Undead bump for an undead thread.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 13:41:49 No.48886554 Report

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Please show me on the doll where the Trainers have touched you, dear fickle ruser...

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 13:43:17 No.48886563 Report

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>>48882713
Please show me on the doll where the Trainers have touched you, dear fickle ruser...

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:46:59 No.48886850 Report

Quoted By: >>48887039 >>48887147

Problem?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:16:15 No.48887018 Report

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The ruse fox is for marriage!

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:18:28 No.48887039 Report

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>>48886850
Not at all

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:32:32 No.48887147 Report

Quoted By: >>48887365

>>48886850
Best of both worlds...
Santabird is sooo lucky :)

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:07:22 No.48887365 Report

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>>48887147
>How do we give a night-awoo more floof?
>Combine it with a ruse fox!
Not usually a fan of hybrids outside of the memes but I quite like Scarlet's design and that bird can't get a piece of it soon enough

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 17:19:59 No.48887862 Report

Quoted By: >>48889258

You will train to carry around your 81kg (178lbs) ruse fox around right?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:10:40 No.48889070 Report

Quoted By: >>48889341 >>48893727 >>48902236

Maybe these threads would be better suited to a monthly discussion instead of weekly? They’re beautiful creatures, but there doesn’t seem to be that much discussion.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:32:55 No.48889205 Report

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You know what, Im gonna see how far this sort of discussion can go on without my "involvement" for the time being, Ive done enough trouble here already now that fairly innocent TF-bros get mistaken for me...
I only regret not finding the right tools to make this stupid GIF before my eternally infamous moment of weakness had occured - hope to see you next week maybe...
If only this was still 2015 - then I wouldn't have to be so disgusted of myself...

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:39:50 No.48889258 Report

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>>48887862
Fuck no, I can't POSSIBLY carry something that weighs almost as much as me, and is far more dense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:54:06 No.48889341 Report

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>>48889070
I still like these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:57:53 No.48889366 Report

Quoted By: >>48889477 >>48889831 >>48891455

What are the safest career choices for a Zoroark living amongst humans? My thoughts were Park Ranger, or Campground admin.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:10:17 No.48889477 Report

Quoted By: >>48889675

>>48889366
Pilot. If they can get past the stress, flying a commercial airliner is safer than literally anything they could do on the ground solely because of automobiles.
Closer to the forest, I imagine they could make for a pretty good rural veterinarian. Being able to disguise as any Pokemon, or even just as scenery means quick, clean get aways for the most part, and an easy way to approach them for surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:34:36 No.48889675 Report

Quoted By: >>48889699

>>48889477
How would they get past training if they can't open a flight manual easily though? Those claws aren't great for working towards being a commercial pilot when put on the spot and you struggle to even open the flight manual during pre-flight checks. Or operating some of the smaller switches and buttons.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:37:55 No.48889699 Report

Quoted By: >>48890005

>>48889675
E-books, obviously. And barring that, they could use a bookmark or something for leverage. The other option is that their illusions are solid(implied in BW1), so if they disguise as a human or give themselves better claws to open such a book, they can easily do all of that.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:50:41 No.48889831 Report

Quoted By: >>48890005

>>48889366
Theater. Who needs special costumes when you can illusion yourself into looking however you want?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:08:54 No.48890005 Report

Quoted By: >>48890076

>>48889699
Well that opens up a ton of options. I still think the idea of a Zoroark operating a campsite would be funny especially if there were multiple other Zoroarks using the campground to covertly learn how to act more human, or if some trainer's Lucario/Riolu got really suspicious of the Zoroark but wasn't able to get the point across to their trainer that the campground was run by Zoroarks.

>>48889831
Imagine the scandal if ever found out.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:16:50 No.48890076 Report

Quoted By: >>48890096 >>48890842 >>48901370

>>48890005
Who says it has to be a scandal?
>Presenting the world's first, all-Zoroark theatre troop, presenting the best of the best of theatrical productions from the world over

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:19:35 No.48890096 Report

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>>48890076
I'd watch their shows

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:47:49 No.48890364 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:46:54 No.48890842 Report

Quoted By: >>48891185 >>48901370

>>48890076
Cirque du Zoroarké

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:30:25 No.48891185 Report

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>>48890842
I bet they’d have a human as their manager, but have fun with anyone they do business with by disguising as him, and disguising him as a Zoroark like a shell game.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:07:36 No.48891455 Report

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Made a big tiddy hiddy in Nioh 2 with a ruse theme. Using fist weapons and having a blast with them.

>>48889366
Stage magician, although I guess that goes with theater. A ruse fic I was gonna do at some point was something along those lines but I don't have time or willpower to do it in the foreseeable future. I do wish I had a pic of a zoroark in a swallowtail coat or something like that, maybe with the usual top hat and wand.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:32:18 No.48892459 Report

Quoted By: >>48892535

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:41:23 No.48892535 Report

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>>48892459
Comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:19:20 No.48892775 Report

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This has been a fun month for my paranoia. Was that shadow moving in the corner of my sight an Alternate planning to torment me or a fluffy Zoroark playing a prank? Or just a couple of eyelashes stuck together?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 07:14:29 No.48893727 Report

Quoted By: >>48894921

What gift is your fox going to get You?

>>48889070
Yeah personally I feel they work better bi-weekly, up a week and off a week or up two weeks and off two weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 12:54:52 No.48894921 Report

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>>48893727
As much as I like Zorua, she gives me one almost every holiday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 13:00:07 No.48894941 Report

Quoted By: >>48895295

edgefox is bedgstfox

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:05:56 No.48895295 Report

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>>48894941
>A dozen or so Zoroarks all in business suits gathered around a table in a corporate business meeting room
>They’re all trying to brainstorm ad slogans to improve their public image
>There’s a whiteboard filled with failed ideas
>”What a ruser!”
>”Ill-usions are sick!”
>”More-o Zoro”
>”I’ll be your ‘mane’ man.”
>”Don’t worry, This Zorro doesn’t wear a mask.”
>The Zoroark in the finest suit at the head of the table speaks up.
>”We’re not getting anywhere with this. Let’s meet back in an hour after lunch.”
>They all nod in agreement.
>The illusion dissipates, revealing a bunch of nude Zoroarks in the forest gathered around a fallen tree

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:52:55 No.48896595 Report

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>>48885103
Take care in your attempts to do so, lest the results turn out... Excessive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 22:10:47 No.48898478 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 00:31:25 No.48899726 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 03:32:20 No.48901370 Report

Quoted By: >>48901532 >>48902008

>>48890076
>>48890842

A performance you'd never believe is a illusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 03:51:32 No.48901532 Report

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>>48901370
Amazing. The bow tie even makes the chest floof look like a vest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 04:48:10 No.48902008 Report

Quoted By:

>>48901370
>wasp waist
So few people understand the torso taper of Zoroark...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 05:16:52 No.48902236 Report

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>>48889070
i'd prefer weekly. i like rusefox threads. i think they're pleasant.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 12:58:50 No.48904037 Report

Quoted By: >>48904421 >>48905234 >>48915997

Finding examples of the "is literally a ghost" with the former body is surprisingly difficult...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 14:10:47 No.48904421 Report

Quoted By: >>48911478

>>48904037
>Decide to take your Hisuian Zoroark shopping
>Pass by the toy section and decide to treat them
>They’re disinterestedly browsing the aisles until the come to the plush section
>He stops dead in his tracks and picks one up
>A Zorua
>He stares at it intensely for a minute straight, refusing to budge
>Eventually he grabs one and it disappears into his mane
>He gives his head a small sway, as if to feel the weight of it
>Staring down at the floor, as if to avoid your eye contact, he indicates he’s ready to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 16:10:01 No.48905234 Report

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>>48904037
>body is fresh and not given the Ötzi-treatment
9/10 - its me who's the stupid one here...

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Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 19:34:07 No.48906864 Report

Quoted By: >>48907900

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Anonymous Thu 02 Dec 2021 21:52:35 No.48907900 Report

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>>48906864
Well I suppose that's one way to deal with the two fighting types they're likely go to against.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 00:34:28 No.48909306 Report

Quoted By: >>48909752

Do you think that any Zorks would practice Zoroastrianism? Its pretty much the only religion that allows you to get out of Hell if you are patient enough, or work your way upwards...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 01:25:48 No.48909752 Report

Quoted By: >>48911812

>>48909306
And blaspheme against Arceus? Never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 05:05:31 No.48911478 Report

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>>48904421
Adorable. I want more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 06:16:10 No.48911812 Report

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>>48909752
He literally couldnt be bothered to do anything about it when he saw a kid walking out of the distortion world with giratina. Must not be that hard to do anyway, if its so empty in there.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 11:41:58 No.48912855 Report

Quoted By: >>48913751 >>48914191 >>48915791

Just wanted to say for if the people who wrote them are still here, I really like the zoroark gf greentext collections. Literally saved every one I've found, there's ones by like three different people
Also I like the zoroark adopting the blind kid one just as much again
Good on you lads who wrote those and I hope you write more, god bless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 15:34:56 No.48913751 Report

Quoted By: >>48914057 >>48914266 >>48914325

>>48912855
Thanks, anon. I'm still here, It's just that I haven't really thought of anything Zork related to post in the thread at the moment. I have written a few short greens here and there on /utg/ and /sus/, however, but I might come back with something in the future.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 16:30:53 No.48914057 Report

Quoted By: >>48914069 >>48914154

>>48913751
>/sus/
Don't say it don't think it

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 16:33:21 No.48914069 Report

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>>48914057
Eggplant

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 16:46:46 No.48914154 Report

Quoted By: >>48914171

>>48914057
ඞ

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 16:48:30 No.48914171 Report

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>>48914154
Afoxsus

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 16:51:45 No.48914191 Report

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>>48912855
Thanks man, glad you like them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 17:02:51 No.48914266 Report

Quoted By: >>48914332

>>48913751
>he writes barney
holy based

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 17:12:56 No.48914325 Report

Quoted By: >>48914332

>>48913751
>Barney
You gotta love the eggplant, man. Only thing I did post on /sus/ so far was a continuation of a continuation of a comic. I'll just dump it here and then get back to usual rusin'.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 17:13:58 No.48914332 Report

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>>48914325
shid, meant for >>48914266

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 20:14:59 No.48915791 Report

Quoted By: >>48917920

>>48912855
Thanks anon, and don't worry, i'm planning on uploading like 3 fics soon
>there's ones by like three different people
I think there's exactly four writefags in the thread

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 20:42:32 No.48915997 Report

Quoted By: >>48918177

>>48904037
I_live_AGAIN.wav

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Anonymous Fri 03 Dec 2021 23:59:27 No.48917836 Report

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 00:12:13 No.48917920 Report

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>>48915791
Probably around 8 if you count the ones who haven't written anything for this thread.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 00:48:45 No.48918177 Report

Quoted By: >>48918780

>>48915997
>

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 01:58:34 No.48918780 Report

Quoted By: >>48918959

>>48918177
I WANT ZORO!
I WANT ZORO!
ZORO! ZORO!

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 02:23:46 No.48918959 Report

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>>48918780

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 06:22:03 No.48920605 Report

Quoted By: >>48921904 >>48923156

Look I found a marshmallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 12:35:52 No.48921904 Report

Quoted By: >>48923156

>>48920605
Certainly looks squishy enough! Also like they're panicking about being held, but very low-key because that's just how Hisuian Zorua are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 16:46:33 No.48923156 Report

Quoted By: >>48923162

>>48921904
>>48920605
OH SHIT ITS THE MOM WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 16:47:34 No.48923162 Report

Quoted By: >>48923660

>>48923156
RUN

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 17:57:14 No.48923660 Report

Quoted By: >>48923924

>>48923162
https://youtu.be/KJV_5N3JGIY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 18:32:08 No.48923924 Report

Quoted By: >>48925234

>>48923660
Shiny fopx,,,

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Anonymous Sat 04 Dec 2021 21:10:50 No.48925234 Report

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>>48923924
How do you think wild Pokemon react when they have a shiny child?

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