HELP ME I CAN'T PLAY THIS NEW GENERATION OF POKEMON BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLIP PHONE LIKE EVERYONE IN REAL LIFE HAS I'M SO CONFUSED I'M DELIRIOUS HELP ME GET ME A BROWN BAG I'M HYPERVENTILATING HOW COULD GAME FREAK DO THIS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THIS THING MY IMMERSION IS RUINED AND I WILL NEVER ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH THIS FRANCHISE EVER AGAIN I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FLIP PHONE SOMEONE HELP ME I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK IF ONLY GAME FREAK FORCED EVERY MENU ONTO A FLIP PHONE I MIGHT BE OK BUT THEY DIDN'T SO NOW I'M IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME I NEEDED MY FLIP PHONE