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How to defeat GameFreak

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You will buy it anyway, but I want to at least give you a chance to stop being a spineless paypig.

>status quo

At this point we OWN you.

You'd pay 60$ + DLC for the trash that studio's janitor takes off every day. Our games are complete and utter shit, far from the standards of quality of the Switch and even farther from the industry. Our legions of fans devote, our sales unmatched. We have content producers lying to children in order to sell our games and they are not even paid. We are the weakest bond in this chain that we wrapped around you when you were little children, still you are so weak you can't break it.

We broke you.

You cope, you concede, you never feel excited about anything we put off because you know the Pokémon experience is justifying all the shit you let us get away with.

I'm telling you that Pokémon is a cult that attracts sensitive people and breaks them for money. The main issue is that we've gotten so used to this physical pleasure of humiliating the fanbase that we are out of tune with modern sensibilities. The broken people of today are not the same that bought USUM, our old fanbase is either dying or killing itself, making us need more people to destroy for money. The problem is that they are the content creators, the ones who manipulate others into the cult. They are the blood that keeps the money flowing.

You can defeat us by turning this sensitive old fanbase against us.