>>48906244Theory:
>be me>left handed, red blooded, 100% straight American Chad >opposite side of the world is Japan >in Australia the toilets flush backwardsTherefore, ergo, it's because of the orientation of the north pole. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
btw im not gay even though I like trans girls with big pps I like real girls with big natural saggy tits way more therefore henceforth such as I'm not gay.