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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 08:11:30 No.48947870 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48947888 >>48948166 >>48948872 >>48948927 >>48950684 >>48962776 >>48966716

Imagine going page by page going through encylopedias of Christianity and its history just to purify someone else's Jirachi though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 08:15:47 No.48947888 Report

Quoted By: >>48948166 >>48950321 >>48957232 >>48969583

>>48947870
I shall purify her with my cum

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 09:24:55 No.48948166 Report

Quoted By: >>48948332 >>48948688 >>48950427 >>48950542

>>48947870
>>48947888
Id take your schizo ramblings over the prude IceTales shitposting avatarfag anytime, fellow midget Starfucker...
t. anti-Abrahamist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 10:07:30 No.48948332 Report

Quoted By: >>48948863

>>48948166
>Starfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iudmMgbAAmI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:32:57 No.48948688 Report

Quoted By: >>48948863

>>48948166
>Magnetofag fellating other fellow schizoids like himself
>Hes also a DangerPanther autismo in adittion to being an unironic Islamist
Didn't you mentioned once about wanting to create the ultimate monster-cock for your Sphinx husbando sometime ago? What's the status on that ever happenning - judging by your random deranged ramblings, not anytime soon or never at all, if I'd hazard a guess?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 12:27:33 No.48948863 Report

Quoted By: >>48950741

>>48948332
For me its - http://youtube.com/watch?v=SvIvCnJaeZQ

>>48948688
I have no minds eye unfortunately dear Anon, and not enough real artistic skills required to draw anywhere near-competently enough to make my dream come true in a non-cringe matter of quality...
Tracing might do the bulk of the job for me, but doing it with a mouse is plainly an excercise in futility and self-torture (my stupid CarpalTunnel also does not help me to actualy bother getting good at anything of the sorts as one would expect), maybe getting myself a cripple-friendly tablet might help - but those things are costly, and then theres the matter of getting an editing software app to actually work with, one thats sufficently idiot-proof for neophytes like me...
>PicRelated, there is a reason why Angels tend to say 'do not be afraid' when announcing their pressence to mortals, as they're no less abominable than daemons for the most part...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 12:30:15 No.48948872 Report

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>>48947870
What the fuck is this thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 12:46:02 No.48948921 Report

Quoted By: >>48949760

>>48948872
I dunno Man... I stopped taking my meds after learning they could kill me if I'd overdose on them, and TB~QH all they did was make me randomly narcoleptic like some diabetic who forgotten to take their Insulin...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 12:47:47 No.48948927 Report

Quoted By: >>48949194 >>48949655 >>48950321

>>48947870
do you think anyone ever wished for sex with jirachi
how would it react haha

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 13:40:24 No.48949194 Report

Quoted By: >>48968060

>>48948927
I depends anon, are you fully willing to get turned into a prepubescent child to become fully compatible with her petite physiognomy for a single night?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 15:01:15 No.48949655 Report

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>>48948927
no but every day I wish for a Jirachi gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 15:14:05 No.48949760 Report

Quoted By: >>48966697

>>48948921
If you sleep you can't be crazy, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 16:33:23 No.48950321 Report

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>>48947888
>>48948927
Jirachi are willing when purified.
Good educational experience too.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 16:49:56 No.48950427 Report

Quoted By: >>48950741

>>48948166
I seem to be getting closer and closer to the actual truth at this stage and age of rambling. Which seems odd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 16:54:18 No.48950453 Report

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>though

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:11:36 No.48950542 Report

Quoted By: >>48950720

>>48948166
When I was addressing my health troubles at my last church and the healing with the Vicar reached the point of "... and now we Pray for Bui to become a Christian" I protested an thought "Oh no, now I'll have a whole bunch of damage control to do."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:31:01 No.48950684 Report

Quoted By: >>48950912

>>48947870
Please remind me, why wasn't she ret-conned into a Fairy type again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:34:30 No.48950720 Report

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>>48950542
>Bui
Nah he is beyond redemption if its a certain Eevee lingering under that name - c%merkind losing YP was solely his fault, but now KP is everything what I ever needed to deal with nukers killing the only things I still love...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:37:12 No.48950741 Report

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>>48950427
Its beautifull, take a look Schwager
>>48948863
SHIT I POSTED THE WRONG VID
well thats just phoneposting for ya...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLylq0jQbmI

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:49:17 No.48950848 Report

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Fuck I missed him again >>48948473
He still hungers for dicks, because he lacks one himself, shame there is nothing that can be done about that,,,

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:58:13 No.48950912 Report

Quoted By: >>48951436

>>48950684
Shall I make another Mawile's Jirachi thread again so you can find out?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 19:05:46 No.48951436 Report

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>>48950912
Nah its fine, I dont like this format - I only been conciously keeping track of this when I put those seemingly random pieces together, I dont really know why Im compelled to stay here at all, this place is even worse when its not invaded by random retards from Discord, and speaking of which...
Have you ever seen a methaphorical toxic-waste-filled dumpster fire get set off by a Brazilian apeman right next to a nuclear reactor chamber in a figurative manner (controll rods were the Porkyman lewds providers here, yes Im still as cringe as always)? If not, then have a look below for a good laugh, because its certainly not funny for me - cause I know for a fact most of those folks are even more paranoid than I am if thats even imaginable, and the well drying up terrifies me immensly...
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43695621/#43758952
Its all a joke on your end frendo, you arent a crazy lad missing his meds, please say so, Im honestly worried and dont even know how to react otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 19:13:18 No.48951497 Report

Quoted By: >>48951762

is this what happens if you jack off to pokemon too much, maybe i should stop

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 19:56:01 No.48951762 Report

Quoted By: >>48953217

>>48951497
How often do you do it within a week?
Do have any sort of limits - no homosex for example?
What is your prefference?
Is reading just as good as looking at pics?
You dont have to be honest, you dont even need to say anything - Ive already feel more comfortable enough knowing that Im not alone here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 22:50:00 No.48953019 Report

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Bump, this is better than any yet another genwar thread desu
>Captcha = 0kay0
See what I mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 23:15:16 No.48953217 Report

Quoted By: >>48953721

>>48951762
once
no off model or gayshit
idk dont really have much
reading is better tbqh because my imagination is better than f*rry artists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 00:06:02 No.48953721 Report

Quoted By: >>48953875 >>48954022

>>48953217
Not a big fan of clams & cookies I reckon?
I somehow stopped caring about what Im squeamish of IRL from geting exposed to the disproportionate ammounts of gay furshit overtime, so much that destpite being an unapologeric Gay-basher, Im also a sucker of docking and slit-fucking if you can believe it...
Also this is my Luxray thread I just made, wherein I rape a virgin intern-Anons bussy for a pay-raise, thats somehow ongoing in real time, I need to get this out of me just to continue living in relative peace:
>>48952777
>archived
FUCKING HELL! ! !
I aint coming back to /trash/ - they're too hardcore faggots for my likings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 00:22:03 No.48953875 Report

Quoted By: >>48954091

>>48953721
>they're too hardcore faggots for my likings
In what way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 00:40:49 No.48954022 Report

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>>48953721
i dont really care as long as they dont look retarded on nonhuman bodies, EG human vaginas on birds (which furries fucking love)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 00:50:41 No.48954091 Report

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>>48953875
Actual animal fuckers tend to post on fridays complaining that artist near-always get doginas wrong because they dont have any contact with the real thing...
Also scatfags and fatties everywhere, not to mention the retarded booba-worship not being content with putting tits on bugs - they even put them on airplanes for fucks sake...

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 05:14:06 No.48955802 Report

Quoted By: >>48956686 >>48958139

WTH went on ITT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 08:02:34 No.48956686 Report

Quoted By: >>48957931

>>48955802
Enraged zoophiles ranting about anthrochads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 09:39:11 No.48957232 Report

Quoted By:

>>48947888
This is the only way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 12:07:12 No.48957931 Report

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>>48956686
Anthrotards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 13:00:20 No.48958139 Report

Quoted By: >>48958998

>>48955802
schizophrenia, then anthroautism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 15:50:31 No.48958998 Report

Quoted By: >>48959371

>>48958139
Off-modelism is a crime against humanity, sorry to tell you the truth - you might as well go wank it to the Egyptian pantheon for all I could care...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 16:55:03 No.48959371 Report

Quoted By: >>48959901

>>48958998
nah
you're just delusional

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 18:06:02 No.48959901 Report

Quoted By: >>48961201

>>48959371
Those aren't Digimons to give them an upright posture and melon-tits dear Anon, these are Pokemon -stop confusing those two frachises for one-another l, or just step up your game already...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 19:00:06 No.48960329 Report

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i feel as if people on this board take porn a bit too seriously, and act as if its real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 19:47:16 No.48960650 Report

Quoted By: >>48961039

>>48948872
Hardcore Christianity appeals to schizos for some reason, like conspiracy theories and flat earth.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 20:50:44 No.48961039 Report

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>>48960650
I feel like these people go to wherever they can once science has stopped trying to help their problems.

The fact that there's idiots whispering things into their brain does not help either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 21:13:48 No.48961201 Report

Quoted By: >>48966650

>>48959901
did you forget to rename this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 21:27:27 No.48961289 Report

Quoted By: >>48961312 >>48963244 >>48964765

Sometimes when I get sick of my home board I come to /vp/ to remind myself it isn't so bad afterall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 21:30:54 No.48961312 Report

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>>48961289
me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 00:20:04 No.48962776 Report

Quoted By:

>>48947870
I just want Jirachi to fart on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 01:07:43 No.48963244 Report

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>>48961289
it never used to be this bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 03:41:20 No.48964765 Report

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>>48961289
You are part of the problem

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Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 07:47:45 No.48966650 Report

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>only just now I realized that another RuseFox thread has been culled because of me before even friday starded
Wow, I never knew one can be this fucking radioactive and still live without any cancer manifesting...
>>48961201
DDG browser sometimes make really stupid filenames of its own for some reason

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Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 07:55:41 No.48966697 Report

Quoted By: >>48969646

>>48949760
I think that Im a legit Autismo, since I have literally no idea what the hell 'love' is supposed to mean, and yet Im one of these rare c00mers who sometimes preffer written erotica over lewds pics, due to its way of leaving more space for ones imagination to work with...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 07:59:15 No.48966716 Report

Quoted By: >>48968060

>>48947870
would it fit inside or do you think its too tight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 13:39:23 No.48968060 Report

Quoted By:

>>48966716
See this post
>>48949194
Do you accept it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:18:11 No.48969583 Report

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>>48947888
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:21:10 No.48969610 Report

Quoted By: >>48969867

What the fuck is this thread about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:25:48 No.48969646 Report

Quoted By: >>48969860

>>48966697
>no idea what the hell 'love' is supposed to mean
I'm not sure either

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Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:35:25 No.48969719 Report

Quoted By: >>48969955

Bumpin' a schizo thread just because i can do it :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:57:18 No.48969860 Report

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>>48969646
TBQH, maybe I only got FAS - seem to fit the bill for the most part - autists have talent, and I aint got shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 17:58:14 No.48969867 Report

Quoted By:

>>48969610
autisms

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 18:13:48 No.48969955 Report

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>>48969719
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

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Anonymous Thu 09 Dec 2021 20:37:33 No.48971006 Report

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>he actually did it, that fucking Freezer psycho have indeed done it...
And I have only myself to blame for this, I guess its time to deal with at least one of my horrors

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