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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 10:43:43 No.48948477 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48948486 >>48948524 >>48948578 >>48948677 >>48948679 >>48948683 >>48948687 >>48948732 >>48948765 >>48949359 >>48949507 >>48950861 >>48951183 >>48951222 >>48951278 >>48951362

Have a friend that’s not into sex but I want to make him horny, any suggestions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 10:44:08 No.48948483 Report

Quoted By: >>48948566

Dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 10:45:20 No.48948486 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Respect his decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 10:52:32 No.48948524 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Show me your boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:04:54 No.48948566 Report

Quoted By: >>48948568 >>48949611

>>48948483
Lick my pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:06:14 No.48948568 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948566
Okay. What's your address?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:10:15 No.48948578 Report

Quoted By: >>48948586

>>48948477
Why do you want to seduce your innocent clueless friend. You might lose him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:11:14 No.48948584 Report

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This is the third time you make this thread and it's still not pokemon related you weird larping schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:12:33 No.48948586 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948578
He’s cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:13:50 No.48948592 Report

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Post Booba, how do you expect help um if you can't help us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:20:44 No.48948616 Report

Quoted By: >>48948638 >>48948664

If you're a girl then GIWTWM
If you're a guy then fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:21:05 No.48948619 Report

Quoted By: >>48948632 >>48948649

I wish I had a cute friend that would coerce me into having sex with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:23:55 No.48948632 Report

Quoted By: >>48948634

>>48948619
you do Tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:24:37 No.48948634 Report

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>>48948632
If I did I wouldn't be posting here dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:25:40 No.48948638 Report

Quoted By: >>48948647 >>48951314

>>48948616
not everyone here is a guy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:27:09 No.48948647 Report

Quoted By: >>48948656

>>48948638
Yes, everyone here is a guy, unless proven otherwise, and you know what? I see no Booba nor timestamp so fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:27:15 No.48948649 Report

Quoted By: >>48948670

>>48948619
But Its easier as a male to get a boyfriend than a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:27:29 No.48948651 Report

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If a guy is not sexually active but has a waifu then there is still a chance he can become horny right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:29:06 No.48948656 Report

Quoted By: >>48948662

>>48948647
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:29:53 No.48948662 Report

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>>48948656
Seethe more tranny larper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:29:56 No.48948664 Report

Quoted By: >>48950973

>>48948616
If you were him I’d do this to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:30:45 No.48948670 Report

Quoted By: >>48948693

>>48948649
do you want to be my boyfriend anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:31:39 No.48948677 Report

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>>48948477
Maybe some jokes will break the ice, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:31:55 No.48948679 Report

Quoted By: >>48948701

>>48948477
Just organize a comfy setting at his/your place, keep it cool, hint that you guys "could potentially be having some action" so he showers up just in case, come wearing sth like on the pic you posted but not too over the top whorish, and the guy is yours. If you're both into Pokemon this should go really easy and smooth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:32:28 No.48948683 Report

Quoted By: >>48949108

>>48948477
Show him Chicken-chan's feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:32:48 No.48948687 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Bring him to the Rosa threads.
Though if you are a girl, then be careful, he might lose interest in you, and end up fucking another dude.
if you're a guy, you're lucky

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:34:08 No.48948693 Report

Quoted By: >>48948710

>>48948670
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:35:28 No.48948701 Report

Quoted By: >>48949287 >>48949393

>>48948679
I only know him online and I’d say he’s pretty different from the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:35:31 No.48948702 Report

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Since when /vp/ has a troon general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:37:23 No.48948710 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948693
so it's not that easy to get a boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:43:32 No.48948732 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Leave him alone, he knows what he's doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 11:51:33 No.48948765 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
>dubs wasted on a fag larping

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 13:24:00 No.48949108 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948683
fucking kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 14:00:35 No.48949287 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948701
>I only know him online
Don't be dumb enough to set him up like that for the first time you meet IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 14:16:19 No.48949359 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 14:21:24 No.48949393 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948701

Show him your chest and holes. If that doesn't work literally nothing you can possibly do will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 14:40:36 No.48949507 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Have you tried using a strap on on his prostate yet? That’d probably do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 14:56:32 No.48949611 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948566
You don't have one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 17:50:57 No.48950861 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Make him cum to Rosa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:06:13 No.48950973 Report

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>>48948664
A girl actually tried to grab my dick while I was driving once. I swerved and nearly crashed the fucking thing, if it wasn't like 1AM I would've hit something as it's normally a busy road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:34:10 No.48951183 Report

Quoted By: >>48951276

>>48948477
Is he Red in real life canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:37:45 No.48951222 Report

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>>48948477
Is he not into sex in general, or just not interested in sleeping with you?

If the former you might just need to start the conversation yourself. A lot of people don't feel comfortable talking about their sexual interests in polite conversation, so if he's only seen you as a friend he wouldn't have thought to bring it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:43:58 No.48951276 Report

Quoted By: >>48951299

>>48951183
Oh no... not him, and don't tell me this is anon that "dollface" schizo

This board is seriously fucked up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:44:14 No.48951278 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
Be atractive. If you are not pretty, you are worth shit.
Your personality doesn't matter. Stop being anoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:47:11 No.48951299 Report

Quoted By:

>>48951276
Might be

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:49:00 No.48951314 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948638
I count MtF trannies as guys, sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 18:55:31 No.48951362 Report

Quoted By:

>>48948477
tried offering a bj?

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