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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:03:22 No.48975884 View View Reply Original Report

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>dude umm etto... annoooo... letsu taku vorutorubu ando addo woodo to hisu karada

Bravo... Game... Frea.....k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:05:17 No.48975895 Report

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TL note: 体 means body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:07:02 No.48975905 Report

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>>48975884
no one can read your schizo post. Either post in English or Japanese, not some weird confusing mixture of the two

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:07:30 No.48975913 Report

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>>48975884
I love him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:08:00 No.48975915 Report

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>>48975884
I want to fuck Voltorb's head hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:08:27 No.48975919 Report

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>>48975884
but he’s called biriridama in nipponese

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:16:14 No.48975971 Report

Quoted By: >>48982406

>voltorb but...but.... HAPPY
>bravo gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:21:39 No.48975993 Report

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prease understandu. making promotional materiu for pocketo monstah regendu, verry hardu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:30:13 No.48976041 Report

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>>48975884
Literal translation:
Dude umm eh... I think let's take Voltorb and add wood to his character.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 06:31:00 No.48976046 Report

Quoted By: >>48977385 >>48978047

>The unibrow will become a mustache when it evolves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 07:23:38 No.48976296 Report

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>vorutorubu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 08:13:10 No.48976478 Report

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>>48975884
>le big eyebrows
They literally cannot help themselves with the stupid facial hairs. I bet it’s all made by one specific designer who thinks >facial hair is le good
and that’s all he fucking does, and no one stops him from making these horrid designs because he’s extremely autistic and no one wants to confront him and get a hours long rambling on why his dogshit designs are good
>crab with facial hair is le good because muh bubbles irl
>rock, ground, steel type with facial hair is le good because muh magnetic dust
It’s the same shit every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 08:17:54 No.48976491 Report

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so is it gonna evolve into a new mon? I can't really see it evolving into electrode for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 08:21:32 No.48976509 Report

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>>48975884
This thing has some massive brow ridges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 09:58:56 No.48976892 Report

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>>48975905
Smoothbrain right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:09:10 No.48976930 Report

Quoted By: >>48976939 >>48977824

>>48976478
You really have to be a psychopath to see facial hair in this design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:12:03 No.48976939 Report

Quoted By: >>48977025

>>48976930
Schizophrenics on /vp/ love to see patterns where there are none

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:15:02 No.48976951 Report

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>>48975905
TL:
>dude umm well... soooooo... lets take Voltorb and add wood to his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:16:36 No.48976957 Report

Quoted By: >>48978016

The "eyebrows" seem like they would get in the way of rolling. I wonder if that is intended, since the rest of the body is smooth instead of rough woodworking.
This feels like A-Diglett or A-Grimer where the earliest form is unremarkable and it it goes crazy in the evolved one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:16:44 No.48976959 Report

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>>48975905
Niggers can’t decipher jap speak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:19:18 No.48976971 Report

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>>48975905
Imagine being so retarded you can't figure it out with all those context clues

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 10:33:32 No.48977025 Report

Quoted By: >>48977135

>>48976939
>where there are none
There are clearly observable patterns here. If it were any more obvious it'd be Dan Schneider level of obvious fetishes thrown into children media. But at least facial hair is tame compared to feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:00:58 No.48977135 Report

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>>48977025
feet are the most common fetish retard, facial hair in the modern era is disgusting compared to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:06:29 No.48977161 Report

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>>48977135
>it's common so that makes it okay to push onto children!
Calm down Schneider

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:09:11 No.48977172 Report

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>>48977161
when did i say that exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:09:31 No.48977174 Report

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>>48976478
I am begging you to please explain where in any singular part of this character design is there a single strand of hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:13:35 No.48977189 Report

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>>48977172
If you're going to play that game, then when did I ever say feet weren't the most common fetish, retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:14:47 No.48977196 Report

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>>48977189
:vvvv okay well i didn't sleep so give me some leeway my bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:22:57 No.48977236 Report

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>>48976478
it sounds more like you WANT facial hair so that you can complain about it and fit in here, even when there isn't any

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:27:50 No.48977261 Report

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>>48977196
>calls anons a retard on a whim
>but owns up to his sleep-deprived mistakes
Good on you, but also what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:34:34 No.48977296 Report

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>>48975884
>The pupils are actually holes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:43:17 No.48977353 Report

Quoted By: >>48977376

They could've done it so much better
Like made it less smooth, like it was sculpted by knife, changed the color..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:45:34 No.48977368 Report

Quoted By: >>48977427 >>48978792 >>48981501

>>48975919
>biriridama
>biriri being electricity onomatopoeia
>dama (玉 with rendaku)
>electricity ball
Woah...so this is the power of Japanese Pokemon names...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:47:12 No.48977376 Report

Quoted By: >>48979631

>>48977353
You'd be surprised the level of detail talented craftsmen were capable of with primitive tools. Making a smooth wooden sphere wasn't hard, hell craftsmen were shitting out fancy stone and metalwork before steam came around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:49:23 No.48977385 Report

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>>48976046
fucking turner and his facial hair fetish i swear to god
t. head hair fetishist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 11:58:06 No.48977427 Report

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>>48977368
boy just wait until you look up Zapdos's and Jolteon's japanese names

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 12:05:01 No.48977458 Report

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>>48975905
If you think that’s a weird mixture of English and Japanese, just wait until you hear about Japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:02:12 No.48977751 Report

Quoted By: >>48977762 >>48981668

>>48975884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJq4e-JqXsE
Anyone else vibing to this goat of a soundtrack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:03:38 No.48977762 Report

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>>48977751
God I love how it rolls, its so cute. I hope electrode is cool so I can use it on my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:13:37 No.48977824 Report

Quoted By: >>48977844

>>48976930
>>48977174
>>48977236
Eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:17:29 No.48977844 Report

Quoted By: >>48977878

>>48977824
Brow ridges are not hair, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:21:52 No.48977878 Report

Quoted By: >>48977896 >>48977918

>>48977844
Eyebrows are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:24:12 No.48977896 Report

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>>48977878
Then those are not hair, so they are not eyebrows

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:26:43 No.48977918 Report

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>>48977878
what's wrong with eyebrows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:28:39 No.48977938 Report

Quoted By: >>48977948 >>48977957

>>48977918
Mustaches are not whiskers. That is added hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:29:46 No.48977948 Report

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>>48977938
these are not mustaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:30:02 No.48977951 Report

Quoted By: >>48982000

>>48977896
They are very clearly stylized to be eyebrows. That's like saying to

>those are ice crystals so they're not eyebrows
>those are bubbles so they're not eyebrows
>that's magnetic fragments so they're not eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:30:29 No.48977957 Report

Quoted By: >>48977997

>>48977938
>Mustaches are not whiskers
Anon, I-

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:33:32 No.48977987 Report

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can't wait for hisuian magnemite, except he's made of wood xDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:33:58 No.48977997 Report

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>>48977957
They literally aren't. Whiskers sense the environment in ways mustaches don't.
Did you think so many animals evolved whiskers because they liked how mustaches looked?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:36:44 No.48978016 Report

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>>48976957
it rolls sideways, does nobody even bother to watch the announcements? it’s 40 seconds lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:37:33 No.48978025 Report

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>>48977997
Yes, all animals love mustaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:39:16 No.48978047 Report

Quoted By: >>48978074

>>48976046
>an eye ridge is a unibrow
it probably will become a mustache, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 13:42:27 No.48978074 Report

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>>48978047
You might've said that as a joke, but electrode's scheme does flip upon evolution. There's a very real chance it will become a mustache

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 15:28:58 No.48978792 Report

Quoted By: >>48983503

>>48977368
>vorutorubu
>voruto wa denki no sokutei no tani
>orubu wa eigo de tama
>voruto tama
Sugee...sore wa eigo no pokemon no namae no chikara desu...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 17:22:14 No.48979631 Report

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>>48977376
I know that, but still, they should've given it a real identity. I think the real issue is that they chose an awful time period for the game, it could've been way better in a medieval setting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 18:36:39 No.48980088 Report

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>>48975884
ARE YUO OKAY RETARD?
I am wood...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 21:51:47 No.48981501 Report

Quoted By: >>48983503

>>48977368
>voltorb
>volt because electricity
>orb because ball
>volt orb
Woah...so this is the power of English Pokemon names...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:08:01 No.48981668 Report

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>>48977751
I like how electric-y the music is. Like it could play inside a power plant or something, but it's also lighthearted and fun. It suits the new borutorubu really well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:26:57 No.48981821 Report

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>>48975905
literally psycho post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:34:23 No.48981876 Report

Quoted By: >>48981897

>>48977427
>Zapdos's and Jolteon's
lol wtf that's so retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:37:46 No.48981897 Report

Quoted By: >>48981929

>>48981876
these are foreign words for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:41:38 No.48981929 Report

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>>48981897
Yeah but it's not like we localize Japanese words as kaminari

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:48:52 No.48982000 Report

Quoted By: >>48982041

>>48977951
It's a fucking eye ridge in the same rudimentary style the rest of its design has. It's literally just wooden Voltorb with a hole on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:52:47 No.48982041 Report

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>>48982000
Its eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:45:40 No.48982406 Report

Quoted By: >>48982446

>>48975971
literally this
I don't get the hype behind it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:49:22 No.48982446 Report

Quoted By: >>48982591

>>48982406
It's cute and interesting and I could genuinely imagine that having one as a pet could be comfy
And wood grain pokeballs are just a top tier aesthetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 00:03:28 No.48982572 Report

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>>48975884
I love him bros. Something about him just makes me happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 00:05:47 No.48982591 Report

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>>48982446
>ywn play vidya with your legs crossed while your wooden Voltorb buddy sits in your lap, emitting warmth from its electricity and vibrating a bit in excitement whenever you win
He could even recharge your batteries when they run low...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 02:06:22 No.48983503 Report

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>>48978792
>>48981501
Jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 02:08:50 No.48983518 Report

Quoted By: >>48983553

>>48977918
ponyta and rapidash got a whole bunch of added hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 02:10:32 No.48983524 Report

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>>48975884
holy shit you typed as if you have a heavy japanese accent that's so clever i can't wait to show my buddies over at reddit they're gonna love this one XDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Dec 2021 02:14:40 No.48983553 Report

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>>48983518
I think the point was that it wasn't added to the design where it previously was hairless- it already had hair, the new ones are just floofier

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