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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:06:09 No.48981646 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48981673 >>48981711 >>48981723 >>48981736 >>48981912 >>48982042 >>48982496

>wants to fuck a pokémon
>you can't because they aren't real
How do you cope with that, /vp/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:08:47 No.48981673 Report

Quoted By: >>48981691

>>48981646
women are real and i can't fuck them.
I get over it slowly an painfully

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:10:47 No.48981691 Report

Quoted By: >>48982240

>>48981673
>women are real
The most unfortunate part of reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:12:50 No.48981706 Report

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tulpa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:13:05 No.48981711 Report

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>>48981646
>How do you cope.
Desperately practiced lucid dreaming to make them real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:14:58 No.48981723 Report

Quoted By: >>48981734 >>48981744 >>48982055

>>48981646
>be a good person practicing my religion
>go to heaven
>ask God for a real Ivysaur
>get a real Ivysaur with beautiful women extra
>live eternally having the best pleasure afterlife
can't wait for judgement day, bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:16:41 No.48981734 Report

Quoted By: >>48981754 >>48981794

>>48981723
Anon, they're animals, if you ask God for that he's sending you straight to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:17:03 No.48981736 Report

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>>48981646
>He doesn't travel to other dimensions in time and space to one where they are real
Pleb

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:17:40 No.48981744 Report

Quoted By: >>48981765 >>48981794

>>48981723
The Lord created men and women to be with one another. The Almighty didn't create us to be holding on to childhood crushes especially towards fictional critters. Verily it would do all of you some good to set aside these childish crushes and seek real companionship with a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:18:46 No.48981754 Report

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>>48981734
Nope, God created animals cute and sexy. God knows what everybody is gonna ahead of their creation, so if you get to heaven no matter what despicable acts you commit, He knew ahead of time. So even homicidal fucks that deserve it, get to do their crazy gore fantasies if that's their true wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:19:46 No.48981765 Report

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>>48981744
And He made those rules, and He can chose to make exceptions or change them. You don't make any rule nor any exception, and if you complain you are the one sent to hell instead. Read the parable of the grapes, and enjoy hell.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:20:04 No.48981769 Report

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acceptance
what else
you cant do anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:23:48 No.48981794 Report

Quoted By: >>48981809

>>48981734
>>48981744
God forbids drinking alcohol in life but it's permitted in heaven so the rules are different.
At worst case scenario, I'd glad to have a non-fuckable Ivysaur as a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:25:04 No.48981809 Report

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>>48981794
You will be able to fuck ivysaur. But only if you accept to have offspring and be a pokemon or that she is in her human form. That's what I know. And don't ask me how. But my words are true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:39:51 No.48981912 Report

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>>48981646
I don't cope

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:52:50 No.48982042 Report

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>>48981646
It's very simple I don't cope, I just take the pain

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:54:48 No.48982055 Report

Quoted By: >>48982080

>>48981723
Based, Never forget anon, she's waiting for you in paradise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 22:57:53 No.48982080 Report

Quoted By: >>48982102 >>48982152 >>48982440

>>48982055
reminder that mohamed raped children and the bible claims everybody that messes with children will be punished properly
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:00:20 No.48982095 Report

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Like this:

https://easypeasymethod.org/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:01:28 No.48982102 Report

Quoted By: >>48982125

>>48982080
Then why every church rapes children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:04:51 No.48982125 Report

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>>48982102
anon

there is a special place in the pit for those who say they preach Gods word yet tarnish Gods name

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:08:36 No.48982152 Report

Quoted By: >>48982405

>>48982080
"And when Jesus the son of Mary said, O children of Israel, verily I am the apostle of God sent unto you, confirming the law which was delivered before me, and bringing good tidings of an apostle who shall come after me, and whose name shall be Ahmed."
cope

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:21:48 No.48982240 Report

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>>48981691
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:45:07 No.48982405 Report

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>>48982152
Explain how the beheadings are justified then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:48:43 No.48982440 Report

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>>48982080
Where does it say that anon?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Dec 2021 23:53:52 No.48982496 Report

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>>48981646
>How do you cope with that, /vp/?
I do have are a very particular set of skills.

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