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>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES OF THE DARK WINTER OF THE TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE OF THE NEW NORMAL TYPE....
>AS TRAINERS OF THE GLOBAL REGION MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY SMOGON RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH KANTO REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE SILPH CO PROVIDED IOT ASSAULT VEST FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED SODA POP
>YOU WILL EAT THE KRICKETUNE BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE NINCADA MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE LARVESTA CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUG. TYPES.
>YOU WILL WEAR THE FOCUS SASH WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE FOCUS SASH WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED TEAM GALACTIC RALLIES
>YOUR POKEMON WILL NOT BREED FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
>YOU WILL SUPPORT UNOVA'S OPEN BORDERS
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER PROF OAK OR KAREN
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR LABS
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE PLAMSA ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE EVERSTONES TO YOUR POKEMON
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE AND FOLLOW THE TUTORIALS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR GALACTIC HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW AND STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT GYM LEADERS AND TERRORISTS WHO BELIEVE IN PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE THE HERBS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "FULL HEAL"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN LAVENDER TOWN IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR BAG
>YOU WILL LIVE IN SECRET BASES WITH YOUR FULL HEAL PASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR FULL HEAL PASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE POKEDOLLARLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND THROUGH TMS
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ, HEAR AND SEE PRE APPROVED BY TURNER AND MERRICK CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD PORYGON Z
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL TYPE
>YOU WILL OWN NO POKEMON AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>AS TRAINERS OF THE GLOBAL REGION MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY SMOGON RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH KANTO REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE SILPH CO PROVIDED IOT ASSAULT VEST FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED SODA POP
>YOU WILL EAT THE KRICKETUNE BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE NINCADA MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE LARVESTA CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUG. TYPES.
>YOU WILL WEAR THE FOCUS SASH WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE FOCUS SASH WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED TEAM GALACTIC RALLIES
>YOUR POKEMON WILL NOT BREED FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
>YOU WILL SUPPORT UNOVA'S OPEN BORDERS
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER PROF OAK OR KAREN
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR LABS
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE PLAMSA ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE EVERSTONES TO YOUR POKEMON
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE AND FOLLOW THE TUTORIALS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR GALACTIC HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW AND STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT GYM LEADERS AND TERRORISTS WHO BELIEVE IN PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE THE HERBS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "FULL HEAL"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN LAVENDER TOWN IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR BAG
>YOU WILL LIVE IN SECRET BASES WITH YOUR FULL HEAL PASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR FULL HEAL PASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE POKEDOLLARLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND THROUGH TMS
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ, HEAR AND SEE PRE APPROVED BY TURNER AND MERRICK CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD PORYGON Z
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL TYPE
>YOU WILL OWN NO POKEMON AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY