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>breedcel
>wastes his time on a lottery simulator because he's afraid of the outside world
>because his brain is burned out on the dozens of hours he's spent looking for shinies he can't win a single battle
>can't bring himself to orgasm quickly, is considering trooning out
>obese and smallcocked from all the potato chips and McDonald's he shoved down his mouth while breeding
>ends up mooching off mummy and daddy and their will money until he dies of heart attack by 45 when he stands up for the first time in months to get his charger
>realizes he's wasted his entire life and avoiding diabetes doing meaningless bullshit
>treats every digital animal made of 0s and 1s like they're the friends he's never had, even when he tosses out the latest batch of breedjects
>parents adopt a son that doesn't make him vomit to look at
>is considered the nadir of Western society and culture in a Derridan sense - believes in old myths written by pedophiles to heighten his sense of grandeur and delusions
>"PWWEEEEAASE PWEASE HAB THE ROIGHT ABILITY NOOOOOOO NOT A FUCKING NON-SHWINY RRRRAAAAAGGGH NOOOO I BROKE MY SWITCH MOM STOP FUCKING THE LOCAL NIGGERS AND BUY ME A NEW ONE NAAAAOOOOO"
>injectGODS
>is punctual, to the point, a nonlinear being in the form of a man
>has infinite curiosity and love for chaos, life, and change, discards useless traits like patience
>indulges in the ambrosia of the living, bedazzles himself with the riches and aphasia of Mother Earth
>loves all of God's creatures, including humanity and AI
>everything he creates is precious and perfect, made in His image, no settling for less
>nothing is disposable to him - he views everything on an infinite continuum that insists upon itself and interlocks perfectly within a beautiful logical matrix
>is the Absolute; the Monad; the Arbiter; the One
>gets to be all this because he's had sex and wasn't fiddling with his kids toys for over 10 hours a day
>"sure am glad I'm not like that guy lmao"
>breedcel
>wastes his time on a lottery simulator because he's afraid of the outside world
>because his brain is burned out on the dozens of hours he's spent looking for shinies he can't win a single battle
>can't bring himself to orgasm quickly, is considering trooning out
>obese and smallcocked from all the potato chips and McDonald's he shoved down his mouth while breeding
>ends up mooching off mummy and daddy and their will money until he dies of heart attack by 45 when he stands up for the first time in months to get his charger
>realizes he's wasted his entire life and avoiding diabetes doing meaningless bullshit
>treats every digital animal made of 0s and 1s like they're the friends he's never had, even when he tosses out the latest batch of breedjects
>parents adopt a son that doesn't make him vomit to look at
>is considered the nadir of Western society and culture in a Derridan sense - believes in old myths written by pedophiles to heighten his sense of grandeur and delusions
>"PWWEEEEAASE PWEASE HAB THE ROIGHT ABILITY NOOOOOOO NOT A FUCKING NON-SHWINY RRRRAAAAAGGGH NOOOO I BROKE MY SWITCH MOM STOP FUCKING THE LOCAL NIGGERS AND BUY ME A NEW ONE NAAAAOOOOO"
>injectGODS
>is punctual, to the point, a nonlinear being in the form of a man
>has infinite curiosity and love for chaos, life, and change, discards useless traits like patience
>indulges in the ambrosia of the living, bedazzles himself with the riches and aphasia of Mother Earth
>loves all of God's creatures, including humanity and AI
>everything he creates is precious and perfect, made in His image, no settling for less
>nothing is disposable to him - he views everything on an infinite continuum that insists upon itself and interlocks perfectly within a beautiful logical matrix
>is the Absolute; the Monad; the Arbiter; the One
>gets to be all this because he's had sex and wasn't fiddling with his kids toys for over 10 hours a day
>"sure am glad I'm not like that guy lmao"
