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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:39:37 No.48998630 View View Reply Original Report

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You're in Johto, and you're doing your Pokemon League Challenge. You've just defeated Morty, and arrived at Olivine Town. You enter Jasmine's gym, ready to face-off against her. She says "We will not be having the usual Pokemon battle", and puts-on a suit of armor and unsheaths a sword & shield
How do you react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:41:02 No.48998645 Report

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>>48998630
have my glocktillery octazooka her in the face
gg shoulda worn a helmet

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:41:46 No.48998651 Report

Quoted By: >>48998667 >>48998691 >>49001255 >>49001300

>>48998630
You'll have to go through him first. Go Houndoom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:42:36 No.48998659 Report

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>>48998645
>she blocks the octazooka with her shield

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:43:19 No.48998664 Report

Quoted By: >>48998691 >>48998881 >>49001255 >>49001300

>>48998630
Send out my Houndoom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:43:30 No.48998667 Report

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>>48998651
>Houndoom isn't the first post on a Jasmine related thread
Getting kind of sloppy huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:45:49 No.48998691 Report

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>>48998651
>>48998664
>she immediately skewers the dog and begins to eat it
Oops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:47:55 No.48998711 Report

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>>48998691
>and begins to eat it
Is Jasmine Chinese?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:48:46 No.48998719 Report

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>>48998691
No sweatie, Jasmine would be roasted alive before she walked over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:48:46 No.48998720 Report

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>>48998691
She doesn't even need a sword desu
https://files.catbox.moe/rgk5mj.png

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:49:37 No.48998724 Report

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>>48998720
Jasmine has nice boobies

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:50:58 No.48998737 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:52:06 No.48998750 Report

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>>48998737
>Trainer watches Houndoom fuck instead of fucking her himself
Cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:53:11 No.48998758 Report

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>>48998750
>HIMself
>Implying

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:54:45 No.48998773 Report

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>>48998758
Doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 21:59:01 No.48998808 Report

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>>48998630
>Typhlosion used Eruption!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 22:06:37 No.48998881 Report

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>>48998664
kek

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Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 22:12:36 No.48998945 Report

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>>48998630
It's only fair that I'd defend myself with the only/best way I know how. She might get a few of them, but eventually she'll get flanked and outmanuevered.

Then, the armor gets torn off as my prize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 23:15:27 No.48999482 Report

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Fuck off, Jasmine is my favorite Pokegirl but you niggers have to ruin threads about her constantly with your unfunny edgy garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Dec 2021 23:20:28 No.48999515 Report

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>>48998630
This bitch has lost her mind. I leave and report her to the pokemon league. Hopefully they're replace her with a better gym leader, maybe a nice fire type one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 02:25:59 No.49001165 Report

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if any of you see this post i will kill myself
>49999999

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Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 02:39:54 No.49001255 Report

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>>48998664
>>48998651
>Joe seething this much because Jasmine is prettier than the hoes in Galar
Go back

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Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 02:47:13 No.49001300 Report

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>>48998651
>>48998664
Based based based

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Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 02:48:41 No.49001311 Report

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>>48998630
Allahu Akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 02:58:16 No.49001388 Report

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>>48998630
"Well...uh....what kind of pokemon battle ARE we having? Are we sword fighting each other while our pokemon also battle? Am I supposed to go out and get my own sword and armor?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 03:06:42 No.49001451 Report

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>>48998630
I walk in wearing a wooden barrel covered in leaves and rocks and a hat that says "I'm just a normal joe" while holding a torch a car battery and a bucket of water. "So...we're supposed to dress up based on the types of pokemon we're using? Am I doing this right?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 03:08:43 No.49001465 Report

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>>48998630
"Based. About time humans fight their own battles instead of hiding behind Pokémon."
I then proceed to pull out my Glock and kill her with a headshot.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 03:10:36 No.49001474 Report

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>>48998720
I was half expecting Jasmine to be rimming houndoom. Well at least not everyone's a degenerate.

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