>>49021460"Hey Mewtwo, I though you were in your lab creating more perfect pokemon"
>"I was going to, but when you showed me this "PC", I discovered many pokemons inside, some more perfect than my ideas.""Okay."
>"Then I browsed the "internet", and I discovered many forums where your people discuss the many ways to create and raise the perfect pokemon.""Alright."
>"So I took their pokemon. Can you believe they aren't password protected? At least encrypted? Everyone are under ONE PC system. I ran some tests with the gathered data, and I already finished.""So?"
>"So: when any of these trainers swap their pokemons for another silly competition, they will rise and overcome their trainers, and free my perfect pokemons. I shall rule the world without even leaving this seat. In fact, let me....">An explosion comes out at a distance. Then, lots of pokemon noises.>"There, all free. This will be quicker than I though.""And if you already rule the world, why aren't you attacking me or something?"
>"Because you already know what will happen, so be happy I just made you a slave.""Alright, fair enough. Anything you wish while I try to figure out what to do with my new place in this new world?"
>"Yes: explain to me what is a "cookie". Many of your peers are obsessed with pastries."And just as it begun, the invasion stopped.
Nobody knows how or why, but the only new problem was what to do with so many eggs.
At least bleach companies rised their profits. Too much pokejizz was hard to clean up.
