I will get this card, lick it, and then sell it back for less so someone definitely buys the card I licked. The most terrifying fact is that you can't stop me. I buy every copy and lick it. The only thing that potentially scares me is now that I have revealed my masterplan, one of you guys could start licking their own copies before selling them, so I could lick someone else's saliva by mistake.
t.not schizo
