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>I like my shit watery and save it up in a bag, then poor it in the bath! The >Kids love it, hours of fun! Try dipping your shit in poison for a authentic experience. Even better rub it between your bum cheeks and warm it up and lick the steamy, warm fresh shit and swallow that fucker! I rub shit all on my walls, and then let it dry out and scrape it off and eat it! >It's sensational, like a crunchy chocolate! At Christmas, I marinate my turkey in shit and serve it to my family and friends. Everyone fights for that last piece, and they lick the plates clean! I have been eating shit since I was 1. I'm a lot older and I still do it, once I stuck me hand up a raccoons arse and shoved its shit down me gob! Yum! Try tea with piss, oh god it's the best! If you really want to, go around town, steal your peers shit and make a shit cake! I had one for my 13t Birthday! The shit icing won over all my fiends, begging for more!!! I eat shit over 10 times a day, my teeth are black and my breath fucking smells, my wife left me for it. >But who cares? I've enjoyed shit all my life, and I'll shove those logs down my throat until I die! Long live shit eaters!