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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:08:41 No.49057387 View View Reply Original Report

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How does it feel little tiny Kanto boi knowing your women don't just crave but simply belong to Big Unova Cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:11:06 No.49057408 Report

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>>49057387
I'm in awe at the size of this lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:11:40 No.49057412 Report

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>>49057387
Damn Misty can give him a BJ standing up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:12:58 No.49057426 Report

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>>49057387
D U N D A B O L T
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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:38:27 No.49057575 Report

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>>49057387
>retconned into being a manlet because muh game accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:49:47 No.49057638 Report

Quoted By: >>49057650 >>49057886 >>49057919 >>49060254 >>49060261

My headcanon is Surge banged the hell out of Delia back in the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:51:58 No.49057642 Report

Quoted By: >>49057669 >>49057684

>>49057387
Unova? That's an American.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:53:02 No.49057650 Report

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>>49057638
This, plus Misty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:57:15 No.49057669 Report

Quoted By: >>49057983 >>49060257

>>49057642
The US is retconned in Pokemon, cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:01:12 No.49057684 Report

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>>49057642
unova and orre are countries in america, which is a continent in the pokeworld. it's like calling someone an asian irl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:02:48 No.49057689 Report

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>>49057387
Why is brock only slightly taller than misty when he is double her age

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:12:01 No.49057740 Report

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>>49057689
he's not double her age though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:23:43 No.49057795 Report

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>>49057387
Sorry dude I can't stay to talk, today is unovan Snu-Snu night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:26:28 No.49057812 Report

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>>49057795
even the american women are taller than the japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:27:15 No.49057817 Report

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>>49057795
She probably used a strap on for him kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:28:03 No.49057821 Report

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>>49057795
>>49057817
giwtwm

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:39:25 No.49057869 Report

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>>49057812
>>49057817
>>49057821
>"Sir, I will proceed to destroy the dick of this pathetic Kantonian kid with the power of my ass of freedom and the justice of my unovan pussy, wait for my report in a week, sir!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:40:30 No.49057875 Report

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>>49057795
>>49057869
ameriturds

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:40:31 No.49057876 Report

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>>49057821

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:42:19 No.49057886 Report

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>>49057638
Based Surge

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:48:50 No.49057919 Report

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>>49057638
So Ash is one of the hafu results of the unovan/kantonian war

That explains why he sucks to both Westerners and Orientals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:51:57 No.49057938 Report

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>>49057919
Seriously, that would explain why he was better suited to a western family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:52:17 No.49057940 Report

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>>49057387
Ash and the Gang are midgets wtf. the absolute size of Surge, what a chad. >>49057412

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:55:00 No.49057958 Report

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>>49057869
>>49057876
>>49057795

god bless unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:56:02 No.49057964 Report

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>>49057412
Gonna need this drawn now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 02:59:43 No.49057983 Report

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>>49057669
Same for Surge, I hope they at least respect his height

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:06:31 No.49058008 Report

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It's a shame that Vísquez was underrated by artists, it's a rarity to have amazons mommies in pokemon.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:13:23 No.49058030 Report

Quoted By: >>49058060 >>49058090 >>49060288

>>49057387
Ash is canonically 150cm tall
What the fuck were they thinking making surge 3 meters tall
Was there some supernatural shit like sabrina having psychic powers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:15:51 No.49058042 Report

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>>49057387
Who's the hottie on the left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:17:36 No.49058052 Report

Quoted By: >>49058068 >>49058097 >>49058125

What war did surge fight in? Canonically he did use his Raichu to kill the enemy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:19:43 No.49058060 Report

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>>49058030
He's taller than I expected for a Japanese kid. I wonder how tall is Bruno? since he is the closest thing to having a canonical adult Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:20:29 No.49058068 Report

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>>49058052
probably nam, he looks pretty young for a vet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:24:38 No.49058090 Report

Quoted By: >>49058148

>>49058030
Surge went through more than you can imagine in The War. It did things to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:26:33 No.49058097 Report

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>>49058052
WW2, considering all the real life references had in gen 1

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:30:53 No.49058125 Report

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>>49058052
Surge's Kanto pokemon are probably recent acquisitions, he must have used Unova or Galar's Pokemon during the war.

Unless he had an A. Pikachu and it evolved into a K. Raichu by being far from its original biological niche.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:31:34 No.49058133 Report

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>>49057919
Nah, he didn’t knock her up. Just a one night stand. Man, if the anime wasn’t so sterile, you could have a ton of fun with Delia. She seems like someone who wasn’t definitely wild in younger years.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:33:58 No.49058148 Report

Quoted By: >>49058174 >>49058421

>>49058090
Let me guess an elephant devoured his entire platoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:37:24 No.49058174 Report

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>>49058148
I like this reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:38:20 No.49058184 Report

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>>49057875
ok meyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:40:37 No.49058203 Report

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>>49057689
Brock is like 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 04:18:23 No.49058421 Report

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>>49058148
I was thinking more along the lines of military experiments, but that probably happened too. If he didn't have his Raichu he wouldn't have survived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:02:18 No.49060254 Report

Quoted By: >>49061744

>>49057638
Who's Delia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:04:34 No.49060257 Report

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>>49057669
soulless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:05:26 No.49060261 Report

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>>49057638
NVM, I remembered lol. Ash is way too tiny to be his kid, tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:06:00 No.49060262 Report

Quoted By: >>49061758

>>49057387
Surge is from Alola

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:16:15 No.49060288 Report

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>>49058030
>I'm only 5cm taller than Ash Ketchum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:54:18 No.49060426 Report

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>>49060288
Woman, asian or mini man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 12:54:54 No.49060429 Report

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>>49060288
F

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 17:16:22 No.49061744 Report

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>>49060254
nobody

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 17:18:08 No.49061758 Report

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>>49060262
Retcon to Unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 17:22:14 No.49061771 Report

Quoted By: >>49062513

>>49057387
>amerimutt
>is brown
Fitting, all things considered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 18:53:43 No.49062513 Report

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>>49061771
it's a healthy tan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 19:04:36 No.49062606 Report

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>>49057387
Surge is an American. He existed before the franchise was sterilized.

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