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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 19:14:11 No.49062687 View View Reply Original Report

If Pokémon were made real tomorrow, how do you think the world would change? Would Pokémon fit into your current lifestyle? Would you quit your job and become a trainer or continue on as if nothing changed?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 19:16:53 No.49062728 Report

Quoted By: >>49063502

The government would ruin it for everyone somehow

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 19:19:29 No.49062762 Report

Quoted By: >>49062996

>>49062687
Incels would stop existing - theyd either die from trying to fug the wrong pokemon, or they would become master Trainers thanks to the 'bonding advantages' pokesex would provide their pokemons with

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 19:45:41 No.49062996 Report

Quoted By: >>49063134

>>49062762
>be me
>Pokémon trainer
>battle this random 20 something year old
>his Lopunny kicks my Audino's ass into next week
>notice the Lopunny jumps into her trainer's arms
>hmmm.png
>get home that evening and spend the night researching training techniques
>find a thread that suggests setting up a reward system achieves the best results
>someone in the thread claims using sex as a reward will gain the best results
>whatthefuck.mov
>try using treats
>audino fights harder but I'm still getting my ass kicked by these trainers, with Pokémon that are strangely attached to them
>get home, can't stop watching audino while she eats dinner
>that anon couldn't be right...right?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 20:06:00 No.49063134 Report

Quoted By: >>49063480

>>49062996
I would gladly post that image of her getting fingered into Mega-evolution, but I have been unbanned just today fren

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 20:26:17 No.49063296 Report

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>>49062687
At the very least I might try to be a pokemon master and try to re-create my team from black and white, since that's when I first got into pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 20:49:52 No.49063480 Report

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>>49063134
catbox it

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 20:52:44 No.49063502 Report

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>>49062728
This I'm sure. Since trainers are basically battlehobos the government would overregulate in an effort to keep employment up

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