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Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 17:44:43 No.49069587 View View Reply Original Report

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NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE OLD ANYMORE!
TAKE ME BACK! TAKE ME BACK! TO 1998!
I HATE NEW POKEMON AND I'M LOSING MY HAIR, MY SKIN IS DRY, ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GROWN APART, I HAVE TO PAY TAXES, MY JOB SUCKS, AND THE POKEMON GAMES ARE REALLY BAD!
SEND ME BACK! SEND ME BACK! SEND ME BAAAACK! ALL I WANT IS TO BE YOUNG AGAIN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 17:46:33 No.49069600 Report

Quoted By: >>49069687 >>49071238

>>49069587
I don’t work or pay tax and I just play the old games :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 18:00:59 No.49069683 Report

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>>49069587
I remember being a lad and getting stuck at the safari zone in blue, had no idea what to do. Then a kid in my cub scout troop had his older brother show everyone and we were so amazed and all cheered. He traded me some of the red exclusives too, felt like I was so cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 18:02:12 No.49069687 Report

Quoted By: >>49071465 >>49071821 >>49073850 >>49075405

>>49069600
What's your plan when mommy and daddy die and you're completely alone with no income or savings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 18:02:43 No.49069689 Report

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>>49069587
Yeah man, I still have hair and friends but everything else fucking sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 21:44:03 No.49071128 Report

Quoted By: >>49071387

ok boomer
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
TACO TACO KIA
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
LEGGO IN THE GIA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 21:47:31 No.49071156 Report

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i can't tell if you're shitposting or being earnest with a layer of irony, but i thought you'd like to know that now i feel depressed anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 21:47:47 No.49071158 Report

Quoted By: >>49071216

>>49069587
My childhood was hellish and way worse then anything that happened in adult hood so now that im an adult I can play those old games and feel happy. So just be abused I guess and you won't feel wistful about your childhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 21:56:19 No.49071216 Report

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>>49071158
my dad beating the shit out of me in a drunken stupor every weekend was way better than being a wageslave every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 21:59:24 No.49071238 Report

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>>49069600
Ok Chris chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:04:27 No.49071274 Report

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>>49069587
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:08:35 No.49071299 Report

Quoted By: >>49071388

Go to university, get a job, make other adult friends who like Pokémon. Simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:19:03 No.49071377 Report

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>>49069587
I started with red back in 90 something and I don't think the new games are bad at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:20:31 No.49071387 Report

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>>49071128
You honestly deserve to be beaten for saying something so gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:20:39 No.49071388 Report

Quoted By: >>49071426

>>49071299
Hey, how do you make friends in university? Especially in this hoaxdemic... including I live in the middle of nowhere where there's literally nothing to do or go to...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:26:07 No.49071426 Report

Quoted By: >>49071449

>>49071388
>Walk up to potential friend
>"You should come back to my dorm so we can play Pokemon together"

Not hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:29:01 No.49071449 Report

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>>49071426
>Dorm
Right, so I live with my parents. There aren't any dorms for this university. I don't live in the US either.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:30:32 No.49071465 Report

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>>49069687
>he needs income to live
clearly has not played enough gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:37:30 No.49071509 Report

Quoted By: >>49071521

>>49071449
You might just have to start talking to random people, try to figure out if they game. Maybe mention one of the newer pkmn games if they say they like Vidya. I've had my same friends since 6 yrs old all the way till 30, so I've never had to look for new ones. Good luck bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 22:39:05 No.49071521 Report

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>>49071509
Random ppl at the university I mean, after class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:04:26 No.49071709 Report

Quoted By: >>49071734 >>49071851 >>49072516 >>49072584

>>49069587
I'm in my mid 20's and I'm unironically considering kms sometime in the future. I don't want to have to force myself to continue living this same shitty, mediocre life in this fucked up world for the next 50 something years until I retire or end up in a nursing home.
Thank God it's possible to go out peacefully now that they came up with those "sarco pods" in Switzerland because I'm too lazy and scared to try more extreme methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:08:29 No.49071734 Report

Quoted By: >>49071831

>>49071709
Killing yourself is for faggots, things get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:16:03 No.49071793 Report

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>>49069587
>complains about bad games
>shills boomer games
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:20:21 No.49071821 Report

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>>49069687
Continue to live of neetbux

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:21:54 No.49071831 Report

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>>49071734
Ironic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Dec 2021 23:24:43 No.49071851 Report

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>>49071709
>go out peacefully now that they came up with those "sarco pods" in Switzerland
I hate the antiChrist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 01:23:30 No.49072516 Report

Quoted By: >>49073592

>>49071709
>MountainJew complaining about his life being shit
Dont you fuckers get monthly almost 500EUR from your gubbermint just for existing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 01:38:23 No.49072584 Report

Quoted By: >>49072592

>>49071709
>Thank God it's possible to go out peacefully now that they came up with those "sarco pods" in Switzerland
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 01:40:25 No.49072592 Report

Quoted By: >>49072648

>>49072584
>it’s a suicide pod
what the actual fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 01:41:26 No.49072596 Report

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>>49069587
dumb frogposter

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 01:50:04 No.49072648 Report

Quoted By: >>49072936

>>49072592
Get in anon

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 02:24:41 No.49072936 Report

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>>49072648
I’m not so pathetic, weak, or cowardly that I would take my own life to run away from my problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 02:29:46 No.49072981 Report

Quoted By: >>49073001

>>49069587
childhood through high school were unironically the worst years of my life and I wouldn't want to go back no matter how good the games were

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 02:32:29 No.49073001 Report

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>>49072981
School in general was pretty garbage, i remember watching spongebob or pokemon before school and it fills me with dread even after all these years.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 02:33:21 No.49073007 Report

Quoted By: >>49073672

>>49069587
I'm 26 but everyone tells me I still look like I'm 16.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 04:03:02 No.49073592 Report

Quoted By: >>49073702

>>49072516
I'm from the U.S. dum dum and I live on the East Coast.
I just saw those pods on the news the other day and wondered if it would be possible for me to travel to Switzerland to get the procedure done myself one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 04:14:56 No.49073672 Report

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>>49073007
That's either good or bad depending on how you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 04:18:00 No.49073702 Report

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>>49073592
How could your life be bad enough to want to kek yourself in a suicide pod?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 04:24:41 No.49073758 Report

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>>49069587
>t. average v/vp poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 04:37:17 No.49073850 Report

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>>49069687
Tio Bernie will save me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:10:51 No.49075405 Report

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>>49069687
>mommy
Cut her out of my life
>daddy
Already dead and we sold the house for inheritance.
>no income or savings
See above, plus I put the money in 8 different mutual funds.

I'm not who you replied to, but I'm a grad student in a country where college is free (and pays US stipends), and the only taxes we pay are sales taxes.

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