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>>49075124
1. search for someone who has pokemon plushies or plays games.
2. stalk him - you can impress someone when you know things of him he didn't tell you.
3. get in touch, make a good chemistry between you and him.
4. tell him you're gay too. A gay will automatically want your dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:03:19 No.49075160 Report

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>>49075152
Everytime I try to talk to someone I'm interested in they either get scared of me or aren't gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:08:52 No.49075180 Report

Quoted By: >>49075192

How do I, a straight guy, get a girlfriend who is into pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:12:00 No.49075192 Report

Quoted By: >>49075199

>>49075180
Leave my thread loser, go talk about 3dpd women in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:14:39 No.49075199 Report

Quoted By: >>49075212

>>49075192
wow good luck getting any kind of friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:17:50 No.49075212 Report

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>>49075199
Bye bye never come back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:20:33 No.49075223 Report

Quoted By: >>49075238 >>49075335

>>49075124
Become a pedophile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:22:47 No.49075238 Report

Quoted By: >>49075244

>>49075223
I like older men, kids are dumb and I am attracted to smart people (people like me)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:22:54 No.49075240 Report

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I'm a girl but we can talk about cute pokemon boys all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:23:27 No.49075244 Report

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>>49075238
Then you're out of luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:35:16 No.49075278 Report

Quoted By: >>49075284

>>49075124
you have excellent tastes anon but /vp/ is the worst place you could ever ask this on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:38:28 No.49075284 Report

Quoted By: >>49075287 >>49075323

>>49075278
Where can I ask? I can't find a place where I fit in, /lgbt/ isn't nice and only has transexuals, /r9k/ is rude for no reason, reddit deletes all my posts, twitter is worthless because I have no followers, altchans are worthless because no one uses them, I just don't know where to find a boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:39:34 No.49075287 Report

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>>49075284
Try somewhere in the real world maybe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:40:58 No.49075291 Report

Quoted By: >>49075305

>>49075124
H-hi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:46:14 No.49075304 Report

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>>49075124
As a gay guy into Pokemon, >>49075152
is right on the plushies part. Gay guys into Pokemon are much more likely to have plushies or other physical merch than straight guys, since straight people are just much insecure about it on average. Don't do the stalking thing, that'll just creep people out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:46:31 No.49075305 Report

Quoted By: >>49075317

>>49075287
Like where dude, people don't leave their houses to hang out alone in search for a partner anymore
>>49075291
Hey Mimikyu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:50:16 No.49075317 Report

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>>49075305
That's bullshit that the media is trying to sell you so you'll stay inside like a good boy. Go to a bar. They're constantly packed because people have been desperate to get out for any reason after lockdown ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:51:22 No.49075323 Report

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>>49075284
Maybe stop being a fucking faggot. And by that I don't mean the homosexual kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:52:51 No.49075330 Report

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there are plenty of those in middle east bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 11:53:53 No.49075335 Report

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>>49075223
this
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:10:04 No.49075399 Report

Quoted By: >>49075403

>>49075124
You contact me I guess. But you've been avatarposting anime girls and that's usually a huge red flag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:10:41 No.49075403 Report

Quoted By: >>49075432 >>49075433

>>49075399
I am not interested in you in the slightest!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:19:01 No.49075432 Report

Quoted By: >>49075436 >>49075442

>>49075403
Literally just join a furry rp discord and post ads saying you're looking to get your Eevee boyhole railed by a big Flygon dick and then you'll easily find an internet boyfriend to erp with. If you want a real boyfriend though, you're better off giving furry dating sites/apps a try. And, if you're looking for a boyfriend that likes pokemon, but isn't a furry, then give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:19:03 No.49075433 Report

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>>49075403
Sure, sure. Good luck finding a boyfriend who's into pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:20:10 No.49075436 Report

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>>49075432
Oh, and just swap out whatever submissive mon with whatever big dom mon you'd prefer if those ones aren't to your taste, obviously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:23:18 No.49075442 Report

Quoted By: >>49075451 >>49075458

>>49075432
I'm not a furry dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:25:02 No.49075451 Report

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>>49075442
Like I said, in that case, you're better off giving up. Or just choose to become a furry in order to make finding a pokemon-liking bf easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:26:57 No.49075458 Report

Quoted By: >>49075468

>>49075442
Oh yeah, and you're also gonna have trouble finding a bf that's into pokemon, not a furry AND won't be disgusted in you for posting these anime whores.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:30:09 No.49075468 Report

Quoted By: >>49075484

>>49075458
If I weren't already having trouble I wouldn't need to make this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:32:44 No.49075476 Report

Quoted By: >>49075514

>>49075124
Every pokemon fan is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:34:12 No.49075484 Report

Quoted By: >>49075514

>>49075468
How about you post guys instead of girls to prove you're actually homo and not just some prisongay loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:35:14 No.49075488 Report

Quoted By: >>49075514

>>49075124
every guy that's into pokemon is a homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:35:38 No.49075491 Report

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I hope you're trolling because if not, you really sound like an awful guy. Not surprised you're still alone.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:36:30 No.49075494 Report

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>>49075124
can't tell if you're shitposting or being a typical attention-craving fudgepacker. Anyways, kys, sage, dilate, YWNBAW etc etc....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:44:24 No.49075514 Report

Quoted By: >>49075545

>>49075484
Male characters sadly don't get as many fanart as the females do, but sure, thought I do not believe I need to prove myself to a random loser on the internet
>>49075476
>>49075488
Every pokemon fan I have talked to got scared of me after a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:56:17 No.49075545 Report

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>>49075514
maybe you're just annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 12:56:51 No.49075547 Report

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>>49075545
I'd rather be called scary

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