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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:55:07 No.49076235 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49076247 >>49076249 >>49076320 >>49076328 >>49076488 >>49076760 >>49079177 >>49079652

Why can’t Pokémon just look cool?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:56:43 No.49076247 Report

Quoted By: >>49076523

>>49076235
They tried that in Gen 5 and people hated it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:56:56 No.49076249 Report

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>>49076235
This looks like a temtem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:07:20 No.49076320 Report

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>>49076235
They intentionally make Pokémon less cool so they don’t overshadow CHARIZARD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:08:45 No.49076328 Report

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>>49076235
Could you post an example of a cool design so we know what you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:30:32 No.49076488 Report

Quoted By: >>49076515 >>49076552 >>49076560

>>49076235
This is literally a digimon design.
A pokémon wouldn’t have cybernetics hamfisted into an organic creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:34:40 No.49076515 Report

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>>49076488
You mean like Blastoise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:36:10 No.49076523 Report

Quoted By: >>49076563 >>49076704 >>49076911 >>49077072 >>49078774 >>49078781 >>49079693

>>49076247
>They tried that in Gen 5
The vast majority of gen 5 Pokemon look like shit. The only "cool" Pokemon in gen 5 are:
>Haxorus
>Zekrom
>Hydreigon
>Volcarona
>Genesect
>Chandelure
>Galvantula
Everything else looks objectively stupid or weird and I say this as someone who unironically loves Ferrothorn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:40:36 No.49076552 Report

Quoted By: >>49076578 >>49077246

>>49076488
>A pokémon wouldn’t have cybernetics hamfisted into an organic creature
You mean like Blastoise?
You mean like Genesect?
You mean like B/W Kyurem?
You mean like Deoxys?
You mean like Dialga?
You mean like Magmortar?
You mean like Celesteela? (UBs are Pokemon whether you like it or not)
You mean like Naganadel?
You mean like Silvally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:42:13 No.49076560 Report

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>>49076488
now give my (you) back, idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:43:01 No.49076563 Report

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>>49076523
Ferrothorn is cool though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:44:56 No.49076576 Report

Quoted By: >>49076659

>>49076563
I agree, subjectively. I fucking love Ferrothorn. Objectively though? Most people think our bro looks weird or stupid my man. It's just facts. Ferrothorn isn't popular even among gen 5 Pokemon. If it wasn't an absolute beast in battle it would be a forgotten shitmon like Forretress before it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:45:07 No.49076578 Report

Quoted By: >>49076584 >>49077853

>>49076552
None of their cybernetic elements look forced retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:45:42 No.49076584 Report

Quoted By: >>49077406

>>49076578
Silvally and Dialga are literally the spitting image of the thing in the OP retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:53:42 No.49076631 Report

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Because they are no popular, Japan prefer cute meme wacky designs, they are al ways more popular

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:57:36 No.49076659 Report

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>>49076576
Just because most people hold an opinion doesn't make it any less subjective. Outside of shillmons most pokemon beyond Gens 1 and 2 are unpopular. Even though Pokemon as a franchise is popular, the generations of Pokemania still capture people's attention in a way future generations haven't, hence why the franchise feels the need to keep mining that nostalgia. Is Gen 1 objectively the coolest generation, one that no future generation will ever be able to surpass? That's just your opinion.

Also I don't mind that Ferrothorn is weird, I like weird designs. They're cool to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:05:43 No.49076704 Report

Quoted By: >>49076735

>>49076523
Bisharp too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:09:26 No.49076735 Report

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>>49076704
Bisharp is an edgy deviantart tier fakemon. It looks like someone took Scizor and cranked the edge up to 11. It isn't cool, it's cringe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:13:30 No.49076760 Report

Quoted By: >>49077721

>>49076235
Because there's 150 and the variety is part of the appeal. Some are "cool", some are cute, some are weird, some are mysterious. There's a creature for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:34:57 No.49076911 Report

Quoted By: >>49076961 >>49076978

>>49076523
>not liking serperior, golurk, mienshao, krookodile, siglyph, archeops, zoroark, reshiram, kyurem, scolipede and bisharp
jesus fucking christ
imagine living with taste this shit, do yourself a favour and jump off a bridge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:43:30 No.49076961 Report

Quoted By: >>49076970 >>49077025 >>49077364

>>49076911
>serperior
This one is "okay" but Snivy looks dumb as fuck.
>golurk
Golurk is alright but I have issues with it being dog shit in battle and not a steel type.
>mienshao
Furbait
>krookodile
Looks stupid as fuck. Literally a Disney character.
>siglyph
Wasted potential since it isn't connected to Unown at all, nor is it even actually mysterious. A Nazca Line Pokemon was an amazing concept and they botched it completely.
>archeops
Used to love it but 3D fucking ruined it. Just look at this fucking thing.
>zoroark
FURBAIT EXTRA LARGE
>reshiram
Furbait
>kyurem
Ruined by the BW forms
>scolipede
Donut
>bisharp
Looks like an edgy deviantart OC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:45:24 No.49076970 Report

Quoted By: >>49076976

>>49076961
you're not listening to me
i told you to kill yourself, not to type out an essay that I won't read
get on with it already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:46:35 No.49076976 Report

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>>49076970
Your taste is shit and so are you. No amount of cope will change that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:47:18 No.49076978 Report

Quoted By: >>49077091 >>49077443

>>49076911
Half of what you listed is furshit and furshit isn't cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:55:26 No.49077025 Report

Quoted By: >>49077045

>>49076961
>Looks stupid as fuck. Literally a Disney character

I must be the only person who got DKC vibes from that Pokémon, amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:59:09 No.49077045 Report

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>>49077025
Yes, you are. If the proportions were better I could see it, but it's head is way too fucking big and it's ass is too fat. Krookodile straight looks like something out of a Pixar film.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:04:16 No.49077072 Report

Quoted By: >>49077078 >>49077083 >>49077179

>>49076523
>Psychic jelly blob isn’t cool as fuck
Srsly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:05:34 No.49077078 Report

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>>49077072
Love this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:06:16 No.49077083 Report

Quoted By: >>49077151

>>49077072
Looks dumb as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:08:03 No.49077091 Report

Quoted By: >>49077105

>>49076978
>see cartoon animal
>think about people wanting to fuck it
we get it anon, you spend too much time on here and you have irreversible brain damage as a result
next

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:10:42 No.49077105 Report

Quoted By: >>49077327

>>49077091
We are all adults playing children's games. We are all rejects with brain damage. Stop acting like you have the moral high ground here because you try to pretend there isn't a mountain of furry porn of your "bro".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:18:03 No.49077151 Report

Quoted By: >>49077159

>>49077083
Just because it’s not on the nose “le badass” doesn’t make a design shit retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:19:51 No.49077159 Report

Quoted By: >>49077379

>>49077151
A green blob with a smiling fetus inside it can't be cool by any definition you contrarian retard. You might like it but it's objectively not a cool design. It's a weird design you happen to like and nothing more. Fucking dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:20:07 No.49077163 Report

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this thread is a genwar in disguise just hide it and move on with your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:22:00 No.49077179 Report

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>>49077072
he's clearly made to be cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:32:48 No.49077246 Report

Quoted By: >>49077266

>>49076552
Genesect/the Kyurems are the only ones with anything resembling “cybernetics,” and it’s not “hamfisted” because it’s the point of their designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:35:53 No.49077266 Report

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>>49077246
Silvally literally has a disk drive grafted into its fucking head you stupid shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:43:02 No.49077327 Report

Quoted By: >>49077338

>>49077105
>we are all fucked in the head
no
this ain't your secret club anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:44:33 No.49077338 Report

Quoted By: >>49077373

>>49077327
How old are you? If you're over 18 and still playing Pokemon, you are fucked in the head. If you are under 18, you are underage b&. Which is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:47:09 No.49077364 Report

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>>49076961
>Wasted potential since it isn't connected to Unown at all
I cant remember the source but I recall some pokemon radio drama talking about the connection between the two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:48:06 No.49077373 Report

Quoted By: >>49077391 >>49077586

>>49077338
a 20 something-year-old enjoying pokemon is about as cringe as a 20 something-year-old enjoying harry potter, star wars, or the avengers. pokemon has always been normie shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:49:10 No.49077379 Report

Quoted By: >>49077593

>>49077159
>A green blob with a smiling fetus
It's a cluster of cancer cells you moron. It's based on the urban myth of cancer turning people into espers(basically, the same thing Charles Xavier and Dr.Manhattan are based on)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:50:14 No.49077391 Report

Quoted By: >>49077549

>>49077373
>is about as cringe as a 20 something-year-old enjoying harry potter, star wars, or the avengers
So, very

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:51:48 No.49077406 Report

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>>49076584
The only thing they have in common is the cheek plates. This thing is more like an ancient solgaleo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:57:52 No.49077443 Report

Quoted By: >>49077589

>>49076978
>furshit isn't cool
true, just like how noone thinks Lucario is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:14:45 No.49077549 Report

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>>49077391
well maybe on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:21:14 No.49077586 Report

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>>49077373
>a 20 something-year-old enjoying pokemon is about as cringe as a 20 something-year-old enjoying harry potter, star wars, or the avengers
No it isn't. It fucking isn't at all. If you tell a group of normies you like Star Wars, Avengers, or Harry Potter you'll get a bunch of responses like:
>"BRO ME TOO HAHA THANOS SNAP WHAT'S YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE?! DID YOU SEE THE NEW STAR WARS?! KYLO REN IS SO COOL BRO!"
But if you tell a crowd of normies you like Pokemon you'll get:
>"Ew what? Haha nerd"
Or at best:
>"Lol nice bro I haven't played that shit since I was a kid I love Charizard tho xD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:21:45 No.49077589 Report

Quoted By: >>49077719

>>49077443
Only furries and children think Lucario is cool. No exceptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:22:16 No.49077593 Report

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>>49077379
>It's based on the urban myth of cancer turning people into espers
Source: your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:40:54 No.49077719 Report

Quoted By: >>49077836

>>49077589
I know the favorite pokemon of 5 people including myself and of that 5 2 choose Lucario and only 1 was a furry. see, 1 wasn't a furry, you're wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:41:30 No.49077721 Report

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All the people parroting how "this design isn't 'cool'" are literally this (>>49076760) interaction. And much like the interaction detailed, you clearly are not experts and have no idea what you're talking about regarding design and what would sell.

Your strive for "coolness" would result in you creating some 3D platformer/breakfast cereal mascot as your pokemon. You would have been laughed out of that board meeting had you been with NOA back in the day and never consulted again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:57:18 No.49077836 Report

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>>49077719
Anyone who loves Lucario is a furry, even if they don't admit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:58:38 No.49077853 Report

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>>49076578
porygon, newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 21:54:25 No.49078774 Report

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>>49076523
I think Zoroark, Accelgor, Reshiram, Scolipede, and Crustle all look cool. Their entire line's look cool. Snivy looks cool too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 21:54:56 No.49078781 Report

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>>49076523
On and Mienshao; like my favorite fighter besides Heracross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 22:40:41 No.49079177 Report

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>>49076235
Pic unrelated?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:41:48 No.49079652 Report

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>>49076235
You call "this" cool
I take something like a Charizard over this every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:46:10 No.49079693 Report

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>>49076523
Every Gen 5 mon looks cool though

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