Dear Sinnoh fans, Sinnoh is a nice region and Sinnoh games are good, but how can you like this thing called "Heatran"? This is not a pokemon. This is not a frog/toad. This is a fucking abortion mixed with iron from the Earth's outer core? Wtf is this, he's literally saying "please help me, end my life" with his eyes.

I used the Salamence thread that another anon posted as a template since it fits Heatran to a tee. Why do the Forces of Nature trio (Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus) get so much hate, but not Heatran? This thing is easily the ugliest Gen IV legendary and a good candidate for ugliest legendary in general. Even the worst Ultra Beasts like Guzzlord and Stakataka, who are supposed to look bizarre and distinctive, still look better than this cyborg turd. At least the buff men in clouds don't make me feel like vomiting simply by looking at them. I wish I could say the same for Heatran. I want to douse this piece of shit with water and put it out of its misery.