Stop posting about having sex with your Pokémon! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends in Goldenrod send me memes, on Bill's PC it's fucking memes! I was in a Pokémon fan club meeting right? And all the discussion was just Poképhilia stuff. I showed my League Champion underwear to my girlfriend and I flipped it and she said "Ninetales, Ninetales, Ninetales." Haha DING DING DING DING DING DING-DING-DING. I fucking looked at a Cascoon and I said "That's a bit sexy!" I looked at my penis and I thought of an Ice Type and I go "Avalugg? More like Aval-fugg!" AAAAAAAA