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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 21:54:06 No.49156801 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49156847 >>49156869 >>49156911 >>49156912 >>49157028 >>49157125 >>49157220 >>49157952

Do pokemon poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:00:03 No.49156847 Report

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>>49156801
No.

Pokemon world humans don't either.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:01:29 No.49156861 Report

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yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:02:06 No.49156869 Report

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>>49156801
Yes, it's explicitly stated they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:03:08 No.49156880 Report

Quoted By: >>49156918

>>49156847
The games say otherwise, Pokemon are explicitly stated to poop, and Pokemon that don't poop (like Guzzlord) are anomalies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:03:12 No.49156881 Report

Quoted By: >>49156888

Post pokemon shitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:03:51 No.49156888 Report

Quoted By: >>49157166

>>49156881
post your wig, baldie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:06:51 No.49156908 Report

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>question about lore
>with the exception of the first post, it is replied with actual info that actually comes from the actual official sources
>tfw the best lore thread on /vp/ is about poop

Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:06:56 No.49156911 Report

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>>49156801
As a professor of Zebstrika rimming from the Unova institute of scatology, I can say with confidence that Pokemon do indeed poop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:07:03 No.49156912 Report

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>>49156801
yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:07:32 No.49156918 Report

Quoted By: >>49156931 >>49156939

>>49156880
Game descriptions are not canon or always contradicted in some ways. Like, people use shit to keep themselves warm... in their clothes.

They don't even have bathrooms in their houses. No Pokemon house has ever had a bathroom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:07:55 No.49156925 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:08:35 No.49156931 Report

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>>49156918
and you just had to ruin it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:08:42 No.49156933 Report

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>>49156925
this is OFFICIALLY canon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:08:58 No.49156936 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:09:03 No.49156938 Report

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>>49156912
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:09:11 No.49156939 Report

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>>49156918
>They don't even have bathrooms in their houses.

Yes they do. In Sun/Moon you can actually enter Hala's bathroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:09:44 No.49156950 Report

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>>49156912
based, love how you make that one autist seethe lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:11:07 No.49156965 Report

Quoted By: >>49157018

>>49156931
Cope and shitpilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:17:48 No.49157018 Report

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>>49156965
That's the opposite of shitpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:19:52 No.49157028 Report

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>>49156801
yes because of darumaka. now the real question is, do pokemon piss?
>>49156912
haha

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:22:16 No.49157051 Report

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:23:12 No.49157056 Report

Quoted By: >>49157068 >>49157076 >>49158498

>>49157028
they real question is, do they all have a cloaca? since, you know, eggs.

I think they do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:24:37 No.49157063 Report

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haha there he is, isn't the discord funny!

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:25:13 No.49157068 Report

Quoted By: >>49157076 >>49157188 >>49158249

>>49157056
They don't lay eggs though. They give live birth to an underdeveloped foetus and allow it to grow in an incubator where it can get bathed in pokémon energy (hence why they only hatch in-party).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:27:14 No.49157076 Report

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>>49157056
>>49157068
Even still, it's not 100% true for all Pokemon. This sort of thing probably varies by egg group.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:28:14 No.49157081 Report

Quoted By: >>49157110

richardbros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:29:21 No.49157088 Report

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>>49156912
"imma take a shit lad, be right back." I miss this guy. s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:33:04 No.49157110 Report

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>>49157081
The eggs found at Day Cares are not the same as the ones Pokemon produce in the wild. The games it clear that eggs appear only in Day Cares, Pokemon reproduce differently in the wild.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:36:00 No.49157125 Report

Quoted By: >>49157135

>>49156801
THE MULCH YOU GET IN DPP IS LITERALLY MADENFROM SHIT.

THEY ARE NOT KIM JONG UN. THEY EAT SO THEY SHIT!

ARE YOU SOME SORT OF FUCKING FREAK THAT DOESN'T SHIT! DRINK SOME COFFEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:37:39 No.49157135 Report

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>>49157125
my wallets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:42:18 No.49157166 Report

Quoted By: >>49157187

>>49156888
>that one “bald” thread mind-broke Anon
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:45:03 No.49157187 Report

Quoted By: >>49157201

>>49157166
he's calling everyone bald now
the guy's a lunatic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:45:06 No.49157188 Report

Quoted By: >>49157217 >>49158249

>>49157068
I wish they would just say they lay eggs. Didn't all the Pokémon revert back to eggs in that one recent anime episode with Palkia and Dialga? It also becomes more confusing because egg groups determine if Pokémon can reproduce viable off spring, not species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:46:51 No.49157201 Report

Quoted By: >>49157282

>>49157187
He has to be stopped.

He could destroy the world.

I heard he intentionally dropped the pok'epuffs in front of his pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:49:41 No.49157217 Report

Quoted By: >>49158249

>>49157076
All egg groups work the same though.
If there is actuall eggs like real animals have those are unseen and unrelated to the ones you use for gameplay.

>>49157188
>I wish they would just say they lay eggs.
Its much better for the lore that they don't though.
>Didn't all the Pokémon revert back to eggs in that one recent anime episode with Palkia and Dialga? I
That literally doesn't contradict anything in either case. You still do see eggs breaking up in the game.
> It also becomes more confusing because egg groups determine if Pokémon can reproduce viable off spring, not species.
Them not being laid is literally what makes thet hing work, why do you want the setting to make less sense?

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:50:02 No.49157220 Report

Quoted By: >>49157824

>>49156801
Grimer canonically eats shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 22:58:01 No.49157282 Report

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>>49157201
disgraceful

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 23:38:22 No.49157542 Report

Quoted By: >>49157589

She's all done! She can even flush! Good girl!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 23:40:03 No.49157548 Report

Quoted By: >>49157571

furiously balding

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 23:43:38 No.49157571 Report

Quoted By: >>49157751

>>49157548
Oh my god! Stop!

Here! Rub my kitty's belly. Will that calm you down?

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jan 2022 23:46:08 No.49157589 Report

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>>49157542
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:13:46 No.49157751 Report

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>>49157571
Report his "bald" comments for trolling, that'll calm down the mongolid

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Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:19:09 No.49157785 Report

Quoted By: >>49157906

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:22:53 No.49157811 Report

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did a 4 letter word really upset you this much? that isnt really normal dude
really should settle down, what's next, death threat-
oh wait :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:25:29 No.49157824 Report

Quoted By: >>49157928

>>49157220
Nowhere does it say it "eats" it you sick fucking bastard - so fuck off with your projection, shiteater.
He could just absorb it into itself for all we know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:35:44 No.49157906 Report

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>>49157785
oh ok so you mongoloids are the same anon good to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:38:43 No.49157928 Report

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>>49157824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7TYFlGlmjo

It literally does, play the game retard '-'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:41:04 No.49157952 Report

Quoted By: >>49157986

>>49156801
>Horse pokemon
>Disgusting question
Yeap, Dawncuck confirmed. Back to >>49129447

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:45:49 No.49157986 Report

Quoted By: >>49158012

>>49157952
Weird-ass theory tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:47:17 No.49157996 Report

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>>49156936
She makes the berries out of shit now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:49:23 No.49158012 Report

Quoted By: >>49158018

>>49157986
You must be new here. Or a dawncuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:49:27 No.49158013 Report

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In Pokemon The Movie 2000 I recall Meowth mentioning droppings from the legendary birds. The pokedex also mentions poop now and then.
Female pokemon definitely don't poop though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 00:50:15 No.49158018 Report

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>>49158012
Just a furry anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 01:25:44 No.49158249 Report

Quoted By: >>49158386

>>49157217
>>49157188
>>49157068
Who the fuck thinks this hard about it? I swear, this concept was written by literal autists because no one in their right minds would think this hard about the implications of egg laying. Having every Pokemon lay eggs should be because they want to oversimplify all Pokemon reproduction, not to make it more convoluted. Honestly whoever is too scared to take their kids to a farm to see chicken eggs should be fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 01:45:05 No.49158386 Report

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>>49158249
I dunno, people who have a certain vision for the world they want to present? I understand you're so low IQ, you think "We found an egg" meant "your pokémon laid it from its cloaca anon!" but ectopic pregnancies and even premature births are a thing (as well as marsupials evolving to raise their young in pouches outside the womb) so it's not as if they pulled it out of their arses. Just out of real life, like with most their inspiration for shit in pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 01:58:36 No.49158470 Report

Quoted By: >>49158797

Ding ding ding may I have your attention please!
>>49155809

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 01:59:45 No.49158481 Report

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>>49156912
>this pic has no shit actually
WE DONT GET FOOLED AGAIN (no~no)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 02:02:09 No.49158498 Report

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>>49157056
All Pokemon have dual-headed monotreme dongs - there I said it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 02:49:46 No.49158797 Report

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>>49158470
Nearly a whole day, a thread with deliberate pokeporn was allowed.
Until suddenly its gone?
But why?
Cause a big shot janny personally came in then got assblasted trying to pretend to be a regular ol anon.
Then POOF suddenly the thread vanishes mear minutes after he appeared.
This is anarcho-tyranny tryanny folks.
No rules only what they deem as rules.
Thats not the way of 4chan and should NOT be allowed to continue!

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