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Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:27:52 No.49163150 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey! Did you know I was in the war?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:28:20 No.49163153 Report

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>>49163150
FUCKEN BASED
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:29:25 No.49163158 Report

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>>49163150
American GIs run Kanto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:29:45 No.49163162 Report

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>>49163150
I covered wars y’know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:31:36 No.49163174 Report

Quoted By: >>49163189 >>49163293

The genwars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:33:48 No.49163189 Report

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>>49163174
The Greatest Genwar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:35:32 No.49163201 Report

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>>49163150
Sonic boom!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:35:52 No.49163207 Report

Quoted By: >>49163241 >>49163433

>>49163150
The Lightning Unovan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:39:40 No.49163241 Report

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>>49163207
Alolan*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:42:39 No.49163267 Report

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>>49163241
Survivor of Pokemon Pearl Harbor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:45:20 No.49163293 Report

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>>49163174
>he was a Unova fan but changed mind and now is a Kantofag
mega cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 19:48:41 No.49163321 Report

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>>49163267
>Try to bombu the haaba!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:00:50 No.49163398 Report

Quoted By: >>49163408 >>49163425 >>49164151 >>49166976 >>49168876

A potential quality thread died for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:02:24 No.49163405 Report

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>>49163241
Alola is a Unova state ya simp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:02:42 No.49163408 Report

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>>49163398
Lt. Surge always did have blood on his hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:04:30 No.49163421 Report

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>>49163150
Serious question, what kind of weapons would they use? They have from normal guns to energy weapons that can turn people to stone, freeze and more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:04:57 No.49163425 Report

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>>49163398
>/vp/
>quality
Go back to your Jirachi thre...oh,wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:05:53 No.49163433 Report

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>>49163207
>still called the lightning american, even in unova
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:10:21 No.49163469 Report

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>>49163433
Unova, Orre, and Alola are regions of the Pokemon Not!USA, though the games no longer want to openly admit it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:14:16 No.49163494 Report

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>>49163421
Lt. Surge flew a plane that was powered by an electric type Pokemon or something. Besides that? Probably guns my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:16:04 No.49163506 Report

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>>49163421
Voltorb = bomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:17:06 No.49163511 Report

Quoted By: >>49163531 >>49170112

>>49163469
>Not!USA
isn't it reddit format?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 20:19:42 No.49163531 Report

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>>49163511
That's been shorthand for "real world thing but not" since before Reddit existed. News to me that they claimed it and frankly I don't give a shit what reddit does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 21:45:34 No.49164151 Report

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>>49163398
Quality threads on /vp/ are drowned out by generals, pokephilia, and pokegirl threads. The only reason to come here is to shitpost, that's it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 21:46:42 No.49164157 Report

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>>49163150
How many Pokemon do you think Surge killed with his bare hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Jan 2022 22:27:05 No.49164415 Report

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>>49163150
1st gulf war?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 00:47:53 No.49165574 Report

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>>49164415
That makes the most sense assuming Pokemon was set in the mid~late 90s.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:25:46 No.49165795 Report

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>>49163150
He fucked Misty in the ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:30:10 No.49165823 Report

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>>49163321
Nice
For me it's Shoe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:33:18 No.49165844 Report

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>>49163150
He's probably wanted in Japan for raping and assaulting Japanese women. American military are the niggers of Japan and cause crime around their military bases that impacts innocent Japanese civilians. Death to America, their values are even fagging up Japan now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:37:44 No.49165866 Report

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DUNDABOLT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:45:51 No.49165908 Report

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How could you tell I started posting on /vp/, what gave it away?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 01:50:52 No.49165933 Report

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>>49165795
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 02:14:13 No.49166086 Report

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>>49165823
Is it bad that Gunrilla looks like it'd fit right in with Gen 8 Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 02:15:42 No.49166097 Report

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>>49165866
RAICHU HID EM WID ANUDDA DUNDABOLT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 02:16:51 No.49166110 Report

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>>49165795
That look on his face is perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 03:28:32 No.49166489 Report

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>>49163494
Seeing James hold a pistol to some guy's head is a strange feeling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 03:46:40 No.49166576 Report

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>>49165866
>>49166097
Lol. I can hear it clearly in my head.
Also the Masters VO
>mo' powah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 03:52:27 No.49166616 Report

Quoted By: >>49166687

>>49165866
>>49166097
What american accent was that? For some reason I hear it as some Yorker shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 04:05:46 No.49166687 Report

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>>49166616
Brooklyn accent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 04:19:56 No.49166753 Report

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>>49163150
Uh huh... what war?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 04:55:47 No.49166918 Report

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>>49165795
>American fucks japanese
Reminds me of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 05:08:05 No.49166976 Report

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>>49163398
it most assuredly did not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:27:42 No.49167342 Report

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>>49166918
Japanbro won with his reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:36:05 No.49167374 Report

Quoted By: >>49167382 >>49167406

>>49163150
I thought Surge was black when I was a kid. He was tall, intimidating, and had very brown skin. Which was my initial impression of black men growing up because my parents watched a lot of NBA and 90s movies about living in the ghetto. Also the accent didn't help.

But now I know his skin tone is just a tan to better emphasize he's American, because Americans are famous for tanning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:37:29 No.49167382 Report

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>>49167374
he's a mutt so he's an honorary nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:45:15 No.49167406 Report

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>>49167374
Well he did eventually get replaced with a black dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:46:52 No.49167410 Report

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>>49167406
What the fuck is this design?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:47:16 No.49167412 Report

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>>49167410
A design

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 06:49:50 No.49167421 Report

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>>49167412
Well, I think it sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 07:14:09 No.49167505 Report

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>>49167406
Holy shit that's awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 08:30:45 No.49167751 Report

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>>49166753
The war from 3000 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 08:33:39 No.49167761 Report

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>>49167406
this is actually apparently a woman? i like brown chicks and muscle women but this straight up looks like a man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 08:42:27 No.49167779 Report

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>>49167761
>woman
I had to look again and I think you're right. And now it's even worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 08:52:38 No.49167800 Report

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ARE YOU AWARE THAT I SERVED IN THE MILITARY? YEAH MAGGOT I’M DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO SHOW OFF THAT I WAS ONCE IN THE MILITARY WITH THIS CAMO UNIFORM AND THIS HAIR THAT YOU SEE IN ALL ANIME THAT DEPICTS MILITARY DUDES EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T HAVE THAT HAIRSTYLE AT ALL IN THE REAL WORLD. CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M IN THE MILITARY BECAUSE I FUCK MY MILITARY GRADE POCKET PUSSY EVERY NIGHT WHILE THINKING ABOUT LITTLE KANTONIAN GIRLS? YEAH BECAUSE BEING IN THE MILITARY IS COOL, SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND MAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 08:58:22 No.49167818 Report

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If I was conscripted into the Kantonian army, do I get a voltorb as my first Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 09:02:44 No.49167835 Report

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>>49167800
>I FUCK MY MILITARY GRADE POCKET PUSSY EVERY NIGHT WHILE THINKING ABOUT LITTLE KANTONIAN GIRLS
Wow, he's just like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 09:04:47 No.49167841 Report

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>>49167818
Kanto isn't allowed to have a real army, just a scaled back national self defense force

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 11:51:48 No.49168286 Report

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>>49163421
they used Voltorbs as grenades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 11:55:47 No.49168295 Report

Quoted By: >>49169907

>>49167761
>>49167779
AMERICAN WOMAN
STAY AWAY FROM ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 12:05:06 No.49168342 Report

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>>49167406
Surge's powerful genes ate the weaker genes from her mother turning her into copy of surge's perfection.
I can't help but think Some nurse joy's are just men now, but you can't tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 12:31:39 No.49168407 Report

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I like that image set of surge raping misty and may

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 13:26:44 No.49168657 Report

Quoted By: >>49172642

>>49163150
Sex war

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 14:07:25 No.49168876 Report

Quoted By: >>49170843

>>49163398
Why did you let said quality thread die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 14:55:11 No.49169161 Report

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Look guys, I know there have been a bunch of cracknut conspiracy theories about the league whacking people and replacing them with complicit ditto clones, but... You all gotta agree that Surge looking completely different >>49163150 >>49165908 and having completely different attitudes/stances after his "unannounced vacation" is kinda weird, right?
All I'm saying is that those rumors about Lance trying to replace him with a gay nigger are starting to sound less like a joke

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MaxEisenhardt Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:19:50 No.49169907 Report

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>>49168295
>>49167406
Made for big UltraBeast cock-stingers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:51:02 No.49170112 Report

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>>49163511
You know this predates the modern internet, right?
https://www.techopedia.com/definition/6138/bang-path

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 18:59:35 No.49170540 Report

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>>49170112
no I don't that's why I'm asking, don't be dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:50:53 No.49170843 Report

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>>49168876
It couldn't take the sudden surge

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 20:00:14 No.49170933 Report

Quoted By: >>49171464 >>49171477

>Surges Raichu is guaranteed to have killed humans and pokemon alike in battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 20:59:17 No.49171464 Report

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>>49170933
That Raichu's eyes have seen dozens of men simply evaporate in a hail of glistening arcs of lightning. He can still see their frantic faces any time he hears the roll of thunder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:01:10 No.49171477 Report

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>>49170933
>>49171464
>Diglett used Mud-Slap!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:23:57 No.49171711 Report

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>>49171477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d2iC6TGNT0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:28:41 No.49171746 Report

Quoted By: >>49175366

>>49163150
We know, you also fucked Ash's slutty mom too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 23:10:06 No.49172642 Report

Quoted By: >>49174046 >>49176595

>>49168657
Who won?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 02:35:21 No.49174046 Report

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>>49172642
Sugon diez nuzt won.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 06:51:39 No.49175366 Report

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>>49171746
I thought that was Professor Oak's job

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 07:05:44 No.49175452 Report

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>>49175366
She gets around

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 13:45:19 No.49176595 Report

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>>49172642
The cock

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