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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 12:03:39 No.49168336 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49169271 >>49169281 >>49169289 >>49169299 >>49169307 >>49169693 >>49169735 >>49169782 >>49170629 >>49171017 >>49171083

>2022
>still no argument as to how the pokemon can win against lions
lmaoing @ pokefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:14:17 No.49169265 Report

Quoted By: >>49169289

literally any electric legendary could kill all of them with a single blast of thunder

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:15:39 No.49169271 Report

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>>49168336
Okay, okay, but could they both working together beat 5,000 suns?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:17:13 No.49169281 Report

Quoted By: >>49169289

>>49168336
Dialga can age/deage the lions into nothing. Just about any legendary nukes them. Any Pokemon with Draco Meteor, Earthquake, or Surf instantly wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:18:08 No.49169289 Report

Quoted By: >>49169296 >>49169782

>>49168336
>>49169265
>>49169281
pokemon attacks do not affect regular animals or humans only other pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:19:21 No.49169296 Report

Quoted By: >>49169309

>>49169289
Pokemon attacks do damage humans. We see it happen all the time and it's a gameplay mechanic in Legends Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:20:08 No.49169297 Report

Quoted By: >>49169300

This whole debate has always been dumb but I remember Wolfe made a decent video on it trying to be as objective as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:20:35 No.49169299 Report

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>>49168336
are the lions allowed to reproduce and do the children count as part of the fight
cause if not legendary pokemon literally just outlive them in terms of age

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:20:43 No.49169300 Report

Quoted By: >>49169305

>>49169297
Wolfe's video was shit because it was purely game mechanic-related. A debate like this uses lore, not gameplay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:21:51 No.49169305 Report

Quoted By: >>49169472

>>49169300
If you go by lore than you can come up with infinite examples as to why fictional magical creatures can annihilate any amount of animals

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:21:55 No.49169307 Report

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>>49168336
what is that pikachu libre render from?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:22:14 No.49169309 Report

Quoted By: >>49169313 >>49169634 >>49169919

>>49169296
Okay they do but they are basically harmless. Lance has a Dragonite use hyperbeam against a human and it does basically nothing

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:24:02 No.49169313 Report

Quoted By: >>49169429

>>49169309
Hyper Beam has destroyed entire cities. It's obvious that that wasn't a fully-charged Hyper Beam, otherwise that guy would be vaporized.

Humans are just as harmed by Pokemon attacks as Pokemon are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:31:27 No.49169353 Report

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how can any pokemon beat lions on top of a lion ladder? its literally unfair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:50:12 No.49169429 Report

Quoted By: >>49169651

>>49169313
Hyper Beam doesn't need to charge. It needs to recharge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:02:56 No.49169472 Report

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>>49169305
Don't really need to when fire instantly turns big, brave animals into fearful, scared beasts running on instinct as a self-preservation method.
That people still think lions could or would stand against the merest fire-spewing creature belching flames anywhere near them is laughable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:05:46 No.49169496 Report

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>Yveltal exists
If Yveltal dies, then everything else dies.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:34:46 No.49169634 Report

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>>49169309
agree, a human can canonically take Dragon Tail and then Hyper Beam to the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:36:44 No.49169643 Report

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Pokemon exist in a game cartridge. Lions eat the cartridge. gg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:38:21 No.49169651 Report

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>>49169429
I'm talking how Pokemon can control the strength of their attacks.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:39:43 No.49169660 Report

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>>49169634
She was in a wheelchair afterwards. Rayquaza didn't intend to kill her, but she still got fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:44:48 No.49169693 Report

Quoted By: >>49169724

>>49168336
Arceus alone can defeat every lion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:49:58 No.49169724 Report

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>>49169693
>gets bodied by a meteor
The mass of a billion lions easily exceeds that of a meteor, Arceus gets mogged

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:51:50 No.49169735 Report

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>>49168336
Would lions have normal type attacks or typeless attacks as they aren't pokemon. This is important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:00:01 No.49169782 Report

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>>49168336
How do Lions survive Earthquake, Surf, Fissure, Heat Wave, Acid Rock Slide, Air Cutter?
>>49169289
Water Gun can pierce through large rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:01:01 No.49169790 Report

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>>49169735
If lions only had normal type attacks then one ghost pokemon could take them all

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:05:45 No.49169821 Report

Quoted By: >>49169835 >>49169846

>2022
>still debating about this useless shit
there are no animals in pokemon world and no pokemon in our world

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:07:52 No.49169835 Report

Quoted By: >>49169914

>>49169821
>there are no animals in pokemon world
wrong
>no pokemon in our world
wrong

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:09:36 No.49169846 Report

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>>49169821
>moving the goalposts
lmao fag

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:20:53 No.49169914 Report

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>>49169835
Animals were retconned out of the Pokemon world over 20 years ago.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:22:24 No.49169919 Report

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>>49169309
Lance obviously didn't want to kill the fucking dude and Dnite knew that

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:30:28 No.49169966 Report

Quoted By: >>49170204

Ok, but almost infinite lions can defeat a black hole?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 18:05:18 No.49170204 Report

Quoted By: >>49170790

>>49169966
Black holes are horseshit.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 18:24:01 No.49170330 Report

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>pokemon win against 1 billion lions because... THEY JUST DO OKAY???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:19:28 No.49170629 Report

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>>49168336
>2022
>somehow never heard of any moves that hit multiple targets at once

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:44:53 No.49170790 Report

Quoted By: >>49170938

>>49170204
They're real in Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 20:00:35 No.49170938 Report

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>>49170790
I like the way you think. This is how we can kill all those lions once and for all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 20:12:32 No.49171017 Report

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>>49168336
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkVKDK-2j6M
This question has been answered already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 20:21:49 No.49171083 Report

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>>49168336
>Use Earthquake
>All Lions die

lmao ez

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