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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:28:23 No.49169338 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49169360 >>49169462 >>49169873 >>49169923 >>49170706 >>49170732 >>49171981 >>49172087 >>49172419

Where can I buy some Pokemon pajamas like picrel? My daughter is 2 likes to watch while I play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:32:46 No.49169360 Report

Quoted By: >>49169370 >>49169457 >>49169558

>>49169338
Is this cunnybait or did you actually find a daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:32:52 No.49169361 Report

Quoted By: >>49169381

At your local police station

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:34:36 No.49169370 Report

Quoted By: >>49169384

>>49169360
Find?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:36:30 No.49169381 Report

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>>49169361
Why would the police sell Pokémon pajamas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:37:00 No.49169384 Report

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>>49169370
Like on the beach or whatever don't be retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 15:59:50 No.49169457 Report

Quoted By: >>49169582 >>49169987 >>49170728 >>49172053 >>49172072 >>49172264

>>49169360
Wut? No dude, I had sex with a woman and we made a child. That's how it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:01:20 No.49169462 Report

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>>49169338
Any Pokemon is fine btw, doesn't have to be Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:04:35 No.49169488 Report

Quoted By: >>49169523

What would you do in 8 years if your daughter started flirting with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:06:05 No.49169497 Report

Quoted By: >>49169523

Just Google "Eevee onsie", you dingus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:11:39 No.49169523 Report

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>>49169488
Be pretty weirded out, kinda like I am now. Thanks for the question, bub.
>>49169497
I did, but I couldn't find anything that didn't look like a cheap Chinese scam made out of dyed toilet paper. I want quality for my girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:17:42 No.49169558 Report

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>>49169360
>find
anon... what did you mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 16:21:45 No.49169582 Report

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>>49169384
see >>49169457 and take your own advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:13:32 No.49169873 Report

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>>49169338
bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:23:21 No.49169923 Report

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>>49169338
Thank you, now I remember some of you are parents or elementary school teachers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 17:33:54 No.49169987 Report

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>>49169457
That's making children, children and daughters are different things retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:32:21 No.49170698 Report

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>>49169923
The degeneracy here is strong, even on the /vp/ board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:33:41 No.49170706 Report

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>>49169338

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:36:50 No.49170728 Report

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>>49169457
Why would you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:37:09 No.49170732 Report

Quoted By: >>49172123

>>49169338
Eevee kigurumi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 19:37:18 No.49170733 Report

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>>49169923
Who dis

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:48:19 No.49171929 Report

Quoted By: >>49171973

>>49170728
We'd been trying for a good 4 or 5 years. My dad was a real pos, so I wanted to balance that scale. Best decision ever, baby Izzy is amazing lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:53:00 No.49171970 Report

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>>49170706

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:53:14 No.49171973 Report

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>>49171929
Wholesome /vp/ content
It’s a cold day in hell

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:53:39 No.49171981 Report

Quoted By: >>49174476

>>49169338
I wanna do lewd things to you daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 21:55:14 No.49171996 Report

Quoted By: >>49172094

I just posted this thread to the FBI website op.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:02:31 No.49172053 Report

Quoted By: >>49172388

>>49169457
What the what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:04:34 No.49172072 Report

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>>49169457
>I had sex with a woman
Get the fuck out of here normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:05:46 No.49172087 Report

Quoted By: >>49172123

>>49169338
https://www.etsy.com/ca/market/pokemon_eevee_onesie this is your best bet OP, don't let these actual pedophiles get in the way of you hanging out with your kid.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:06:07 No.49172094 Report

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>>49171996
Prob a good idea considering these replies -_-
>>49171973
:)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:08:29 No.49172123 Report

Quoted By: >>49172143

>>49170732
>>49172087
Thank you both, didn't know kigurumi's we're a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:11:11 No.49172143 Report

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>>49172123
No problem, best of luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:17:42 No.49172216 Report

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>>49172094
I'm happy for you suckah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:22:16 No.49172264 Report

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>>49169457
You have never had sex with a woman. You stole that child. Reporting you to police.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:36:46 No.49172388 Report

Quoted By: >>49175154

>>49172264
>>49172072
>>49172053
It's not hard guys. Just do what I did: pester her until she's annoyed enough to give you a chance, and then don't be a weird, abusive NEET. Straight white girls literally have zero standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:38:45 No.49172406 Report

Quoted By: >>49172581

>Straight white girls literally have zero standards.
Yeah, we're being trolled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:40:54 No.49172419 Report

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>>49169338
*hits pipe*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 22:57:57 No.49172581 Report

Quoted By: >>49172849

>>49172406
Hand to god, not a troll. That's literally all there is to it. I look like if Oscar the Grouch and wigglytuff had a baby, so if I can procreate, so can you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 23:07:38 No.49172630 Report

Quoted By: >>49172685

The sad thing (Besides the fact that you cant mention having a 2 year old daughter without them thinking of weird things) is that at least one of these fuckers is actually serious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 23:17:53 No.49172685 Report

Quoted By: >>49172741

>>49172630
No kidding. Comes with the territory tho, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 23:26:59 No.49172741 Report

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>>49172685
>Based battle facility enjoyer can actually procreate
Let this be a lesson to you pedophilic virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jan 2022 23:44:41 No.49172849 Report

Quoted By: >>49172951

>>49172581
>I look like if Oscar the Grouch and wigglytuff had a baby
But are you tall and/or have a big peen? Size cooms go a long way when attracting horny women (arguably moreso than having a nice face) and most guys don't have that in their arsenal.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 00:00:57 No.49172951 Report

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>>49172849
No, average height
Nope, 5.5 inches on a good day
Kinda I guess? I have an average face, and I do admittedly have a good voice.
I'm also a fat fuck recently, so there's that.
I'm prob a 5/10 at best, guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 03:51:07 No.49174476 Report

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>>49171981
I genuinely hope you go to jail anon

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 06:02:34 No.49175124 Report

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>>49170733
Kikuna/Chrysa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 06:09:45 No.49175154 Report

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>>49172388
based and truthpilled, as a white man who has dated white women, dumped them when they tried to sleep with me and then kept talking to them and seeing the kinds of guys they date this is true. it's not even that funny I seriously wonder if women lack pattern recognition most days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jan 2022 09:40:20 No.49175953 Report

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>>49170698
>even on the /vp/ board
Degeneracy defines this board, how new are you?

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