> Spits out bloody teeth
I apologize for leaking the fact that Pokémon Legends: Arceus for the Nintendo Switch™ system will have a trailer for the exciting new generation of coming this holiday season in the form of two wonderful games the Nintendo Switch™ for the low low low low low price of $59.99 each plus tip on /vp/. I promise not to do it anymore.
> coughs up blood for two and a half minutes straight