>be me
>go to furfag con
>hear about how easy it is to get laid
>go to "dating room"
>literally full of furfags grinding and fake-sniffing each other in costume
>get assaulted by 2 of them and feel disgusted
>too drunk to care, dry hump one of them for kicks
>end up going into a bathroom stall with one
>expecting a gross dude, get ready to beat the shit out of him
>it's actually a real woman
>she's not a fat whale, actually thin
>keeps furfag head on, unzips costume slot on lower half for my dick
>start fucking her in bathroom stall
>she's making weird animal noises the whole time
>don't care, still nut in her like a fountain
>she makes cooing noises and "nuzzles" my dick
>both leave bathroom and she heads right back to the "dating room"
>leave con feeling different
i still don't know what to think about the whole experience, it was so surreal. she smelled like she hadn't bathed in a week, i was just lucky i had already thrown up from drinking right before we banged. i don't think i'd do it again though. i think she gave me chlamydia.
