>ring ring
>"Oh bloody hell not again... I'll just ignore him this time, it's probably just another twitter hashtag..."
>ring ring beep "Hello this is Pokemon Master Joe Merrick, be sure to leave a message after the tone!" BEEP
>"MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MERRIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MOSHI MOSHI RIGHTO NOWWWWWW"
>*click* "M-Moshi moshi Masuda-sama... What can I do for yo-"
>"DEY ARE ARR SHITTINGU ON THE NEW TRAILER ANDO COMPARINGU IT TO DRAGON QUESTO AND XENOBLADO, WHY CAN'T YOU CONTRORRU THE GAIJIN RIKE I CAN CONTRORR MY OWN SUPERIOR RACE?"
>"W-Well Masuda-sama, it's just trolls like usual. Don't worry, I'll do more damage control on twitter, or circlejerk the promotional art!"
>"Ah yes... I'mu sureu you wirr be able to handleru the gaijin... Butto, justu one smarr question..."
>"Yes master?"
>"I was rooking on your twitteru, and saw a certain posto... "Why doesu this geimu rook rike it runs on my Casio see eef ecks kyuu hachi go juu gee?"
>"W-Well, I-I was just being i-ironic, i-it was just a strawman I-I was trying to- Wait, what's that sound?"
>"Since it seemsu thato you stirr do notto respectu me, I have decided to makku sureru thatto you wirr not speaku outto rine again."
>"W-What's all of this buzzing?"
>"Haveu you ever reado the soundo noveru, "Higurashi no naku koro ni?" I heardo the Americans had a runu in withu the cries of the higurashi recently, so I haddo some higurashi cicadas importedo to engulando and buried aroundo your housesu. Butto, these higurashi have certain... Tastes."
>"What do you mean?"
>"They rike our new Pokemon geimus."
>"W-Which means?"
>"They rike to eato ass."
>"Itadakimasu, Mista Merriku."
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
