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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:22:38 No.49230616 View View Reply Original Report

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What pokemon do you think is responsible for the most human deaths a year?
Which pokemon do you think actively preys upon humans the most?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:25:59 No.49230626 Report

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>>49230616
Isn't Bewear considered the most dangerous Pokemon in Alola because of all the people they accidentally kill with their hugs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:46:21 No.49230737 Report

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>>49230616
Probably Haunter.
If a carnivorous plant eats you you can radio in help and get treated for acid burns.
What the fuck is the medical treatment for an eaten soul?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:52:24 No.49230773 Report

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>>49230737
>If a carnivorous plant eats you you can radio in help and get treated for acid burns.

Anon...

>It pools in its mouth a fluid with a honeylike scent, which is really an acid that dissolves anything.
>Once ingested into this Pokémon's body, even the hardest object will melt into nothing.

The acid won't burn you, it dissolves you until there's nothing left.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:00:45 No.49230816 Report

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If real world examples are of any use, mosquitoes are responsible for the most deaths.

Snakes are in third place behind humans themselves.

Dogs are in 4th.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:01:02 No.49230819 Report

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>>49230616
Gardevoir.

I can see human shaped pokemon naturally becoming violent after being forced to put up with humans bullshit.

>Everytime a human adult male approaches a wild ralts, the gardevoir will protect it with it's life even going so far as creating black holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:04:29 No.49230840 Report

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>>49230773
I highly doubt it's instant unless it's some sort of cartoon acid.
You'd have a chance of survival.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:08:00 No.49230855 Report

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Pokémon don't kill humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:12:42 No.49230893 Report

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>>49230855
t. future nutrients for Victreebell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:23:00 No.49230963 Report

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Imagine the suction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:29:14 No.49231012 Report

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>>49230840
That acid has to be insanely corrosive to "dissolve even the hardest object to nothing". Humans are fucking soft meat. You'd be dead in less than 10 minutes I'm sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:29:45 No.49231018 Report

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>>49230855
Literally false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:31:32 No.49231028 Report

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>>49230819
People in the Pokemon world aren't sexual deviants like in the real world. The Pokemon world has a near zero crime rate, that's why police aren't exactly common and spend most of their time Pokemon battling. Conveniently it's also why the evil teams almost always go unpunished and unchallenged except by literal children.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:44:54 No.49231097 Report

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>>49231028
The old man peeking into erica's gym makes me think otherwise. If anything maybe sexual acts aren't criminal. We know gambling and selling pokemon are both legal maybe fucking one is too. Also remember if B/W story is anything to go by, the champion can just make laws and out ranks the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 18:01:39 No.49232295 Report

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>>49230816
Source? Didnt think snakes and dogs would be that high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:12:53 No.49232802 Report

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>>49232295
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deadliest_animals_to_humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:34:55 No.49232956 Report

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>>49230616
gengar actively hunts down and kills people, and is the only pokemon stated to do so.
it's gengar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:45:29 No.49233028 Report

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>>49231012
Considering the insanely energetic reactions strong acids have when melting organic things, an acid that is able to melt a human in seconds would probably heat up victribel to the point of combustion, if not outright explosion

>throws water into sulfuric acid
>it starts to boil as the splitting of molecules releases a tremendous amount of heat
>humans are 70% water

Better to have a softer acid and more enzymes to digest

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:46:02 No.49233032 Report

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>>49230616
The Foongus family evolved to hunt humans. Why else would they appear to pokeballs, a human invention that wild pokemon avoid?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:48:20 No.49233052 Report

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>>49230855
Humans eat pokemon - canon
Pokemon eat pokemon - canon
Pokemon eat humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:50:55 No.49233066 Report

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>>49233032
*as

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:52:17 No.49233076 Report

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>>49230855
of course they do. they are ridiculously dangerous
some are even malicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:55:37 No.49233101 Report

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>>49230616
i'm thinking enraged monster mons, like nidoking, tyranitar, etc, will truly fuck your shit up

also sharpedo around waters, and guys like crocodile pokemon, or hippo pokemon in shallow waters, if they are as aggressive as human world counterparts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:37:55 No.49233393 Report

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>>49232295
dunno about snakes, but compared to most animals there's a shitload of dogs in close proximity to humans. makes sense they'd kill a lot of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:55:20 No.49233557 Report

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>>49232802
Snails? The fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:58:31 No.49233587 Report

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>>49233032
So that wild pokemon avoid them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:03:02 No.49233627 Report

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>>49230616
Arceus for making the world
>fedora.vtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:05:25 No.49233643 Report

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>>49233032
They do be sussy no cap fr fr

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