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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:56:40 No.49230792 View View Reply Original Report

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Cute plush!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:58:04 No.49230800 Report

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DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:00:09 No.49230810 Report

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>>49230792
Anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:01:25 No.49230822 Report

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You stop that NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:15:31 No.49230912 Report

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>>49230792
>Canonically was a human in the past
>Bedroom eyes

People say that Lopunny or Lucario are the coomerbait of Sinnoh, but for me it has always been Froslass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:17:23 No.49230929 Report

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>>49230912
>>Canonically was a human in the past
No it wasn't retard. It was canonically a Snorunt in the fucking past. Stop taking dex entries as canon. You really think Magcargo is as hot as the fucking sun and Alakazam has a 5000 IQ yet still serves humans? Fucking come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:18:49 No.49230934 Report

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>>49230792
they know exactly what they're doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:21:27 No.49230953 Report

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>>49230792
Don't touch her there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:21:36 No.49230954 Report

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>tfw too big to fit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:22:35 No.49230960 Report

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>>49230929
>noooo my headcanon is more valid than actual lore
Anti-Pokedexfags will never stop being hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:24:56 No.49230981 Report

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>>49230929
>>49230929
So can we assume that most ten year olds just haven't been aware of their pokemon flirting with them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:24:57 No.49230982 Report

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>>49230960
I literally hatched a Snorunt from an egg and then evolved it into a Froslass. It was never a human. Your waifu will never be real. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:29:43 No.49231017 Report

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>>49230792
Disgusting. Please tell us where you got this so we can eradicate its evil at its source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:39:51 No.49231063 Report

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>>49230929
>Stop taking dex entries as canon
How about I don't and you keep crying about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:41:33 No.49231071 Report

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>>49230982
That just means the Snorunt was a human too dumbass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:44:16 No.49231091 Report

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>>49230792
Surely they know, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:46:40 No.49231115 Report

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>>49230954
spend 500$ on the bigger one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:47:30 No.49231121 Report

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>>49230960
The game never shows what the pokedex says pokemon can do

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:50:26 No.49231137 Report

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>>49231017
https://www.pokemoncenter-online.com/sp/?p_cd=4905330035073
Pokemon center Japan. Hack their website and burn their stores to end this evil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:52:14 No.49231149 Report

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>>49230954
>too big to fit
Your dick or the plush's hole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:57:07 No.49231176 Report

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>>49230960
He's being a faggot but I think a lot of dex entries are meant to be speculation and hearsay like folklore, which I really like, stretches out how people view them, and plays into the idea that we're still learning about these things and you're helping out a respected professor that Gen 1 had.
Not whatever the fuck "a 10 year wrote these" is suppose to mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 15:58:36 No.49231190 Report

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>>49230954
Imagine your cock is too big for sweet pokeplushie cunny, doomed to only attracting filthy real life women

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:00:55 No.49231203 Report

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>>49230954
I've bought a fleshlight that was too small for me before. Weird feeling, but still kinda sure the fleshlight hole was just small.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:05:37 No.49231237 Report

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>>49231137
I will brother, amen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:07:49 No.49231256 Report

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>>49231137
I would rather steal that Milotic and sell it to some drug baron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:08:24 No.49231261 Report

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>>49231091
Oh dear...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:09:39 No.49231275 Report

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>>49231256
Imagine peeking into your local drug dealer's room and finding pokemon plushies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:14:10 No.49231319 Report

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>>49231275
People tend to be very eccentric when they get money that easily.
Pablo Escobar for example, imported hippos to Colombia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:16:31 No.49231344 Report

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>>49231319
>>49231275

Osama bin Laden, had the entire series of Naruto and the Mame emulator on his hard drive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:17:27 No.49231351 Report

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>>49231319
Hippos that are actually a bit of an issue in Colombia nowadays, because they have no real predators and they're cantankerous pieces of shit that are horribly hard to stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 16:54:33 No.49231635 Report

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>>49231344
He also had Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:00:54 No.49231688 Report

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>>49231275
Not quite strange, if you consider many narcoterrorist groups recruit teenagers from high school, university juniors, orphanages and squatters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:10:14 No.49231771 Report

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>>49231635
>911 was an inside job
>He was actually this universe's Cloud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:13:57 No.49231817 Report

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>>49231091
>>49231261
>ohhhhh sandyghast... your sand is tickling my bal--OHHH--my...--ohhh-OHHH!! SANDYGHAST I'M... I'M... I'M GONNA C--HUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNFFFFFFFF SANDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:35:44 No.49232037 Report

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>>49231817
So do people coom to that mon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:46:10 No.49232161 Report

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>>49232037
I guarantee that for every Pokemon in existence, some crazy mother fucker somewhere has coomed to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:51:47 No.49232203 Report

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>>49230792
as long as you coom on the tag you will never get her pregnant, get babies, evolve them with a stone and coom in her daughters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:55:03 No.49232236 Report

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>>49231817
Damn that's hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 17:57:48 No.49232263 Report

Quoted By: >>49232375

>>49232203
But what about the male Snorunt?
It's a 50/50 split.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 18:12:05 No.49232375 Report

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>>49232263
Unlike humans you can change the gender thanks to modern science so the Snorunts will always be women!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 18:47:06 No.49232620 Report

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>>49231817
Kek based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:38:20 No.49233398 Report

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>>49230954
My dick is too big for your small anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:38:58 No.49233907 Report

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>>49230792
OP you can't do that, you aren't a Raichu ;(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:40:38 No.49233921 Report

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>>49230954
post dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:06:26 No.49234767 Report

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Deranged pokephile

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:12:25 No.49234827 Report

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>>49233907
Did you ever commission that pic?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:21:51 No.49234894 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:25:48 No.49234925 Report

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>>49231176
This is what I always assumed, especially since they retconned the dex to be about cataloguing everything in the region instead of actually discovering Pokemon. It probably just brings up a little blurb from poke-wikipedia or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:36:37 No.49235015 Report

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>>49230792
It's like they knew

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 23:48:23 No.49235108 Report

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>>49230792

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 00:42:39 No.49235541 Report

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>youjomodoki

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 00:56:15 No.49235650 Report

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>>49230792
>bedroom eyes
>hole in the bottom
What the hell were they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 01:02:45 No.49235709 Report

Quoted By: >>49236814

>>49234925
Makes sense since you're no longer framed as helping out scientists research organisms they barely know.
Also I guess the "pokedex entries written by 10yo's" shit that gets posted a lot is meant to say that you're the person who is writing this info down from your own interactions and speculation as you go through Kanto, which kinda makes sense but I think pokedexes also fill shit out themselves or whatever, don't know if that's a retcon or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 01:56:12 No.49236162 Report

Quoted By: >>49236362 >>49238130 >>49239579

>>49232161
I have actually challenged myself to coom to every pokemon in the dex from top to bottom. Right now I'm stuck on glalie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 02:19:02 No.49236362 Report

Quoted By: >>49236399 >>49236713

>>49236162
It's easy if they are anthro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 02:23:35 No.49236399 Report

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>>49236362
I came to Alcremie's Gmax cake form on its reveal. Anon's just weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 03:04:37 No.49236713 Report

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>>49236362
I kinda feel like that's cheating, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 03:19:52 No.49236814 Report

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>>49235709
The games have always, and I literally mean ALWAYS operated on the logic that the dex fills out its own entries. This is outright stated in multiple games including the gen 1 games. The "10 yo" meme is made by intentional shitposters and retards and zoomers who never read the game dialogue, there isn't even a single PC who's 10 in the games which makes the meme even more fucking stupid since it's wrong on multiple levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 04:35:19 No.49237314 Report

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>>49236399
Gmax alcreamie is the pinnacle of female pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 04:39:38 No.49237339 Report

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>>49230929
KEK that pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 04:41:22 No.49237348 Report

Quoted By: >>49237571

>>49236399
At least there's a female on top of it
Glalie looks like I'm gonna coom to someone's uncle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 05:28:59 No.49237571 Report

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>>49237348
Are you the same one who fapped to all of the ultra beasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 05:47:38 No.49237661 Report

Quoted By: >>49239626

>>49230929
Yeah, and Celebi can't send you to the past. What? There's no "send you to the past" move, therefore it's fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 07:08:33 No.49238002 Report

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Do it.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 07:44:02 No.49238130 Report

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>>49236162
that's hot as fuck. as the games go on it'll be much easier i'm sure. when you announce youve done it i hope im there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 09:05:31 No.49238377 Report

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>>49230792
Nice cock warmer for the cold winter days

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 12:28:20 No.49239078 Report

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>>49234827
¿What can't a jelly autist make fun of another one for having the balls and the shekles to make his non-deranged fantasies come true?
Its not actually a mean spirited remark on my behalf BTW, I am just really had at sarcasm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 14:08:50 No.49239579 Report

Quoted By: >>49239603

>>49236162
I am disappointed in you, anon. You are better than this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 14:13:54 No.49239603 Report

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>>49239579
No I'm not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 14:17:19 No.49239626 Report

Quoted By: >>49241855

>>49237661
Cry more, dex entries aren't canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 14:22:20 No.49239657 Report

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>>49231351
I've heard about that, is it true that the government is trying to give them birth control medicine to make them sterile instead of shooting them?

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 15:28:44 No.49240088 Report

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>>49230929
>Stop taking dex entries as canon. You really think Magcargo is as hot as the fucking sun and Alakazam has a 5000 IQ yet still serves humans? Fucking come on.
holy mother of cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 17:56:28 No.49241419 Report

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>>49230929
No

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 18:07:19 No.49241511 Report

Quoted By: >>49242813

froslass is based on a yuki onna yokai
yuki onna are known to lure young men lost in snowstorms into their homes to do... things, to them

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 18:44:50 No.49241787 Report

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https://jigex.com/yTzew
can a friend get some help

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 18:52:10 No.49241855 Report

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>>49239626
Cry more, they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 19:44:59 No.49242338 Report

Quoted By: >>49243932 >>49244230 >>49244264

>>49231091
Wife made me buy one at Gamestop clearance specifically to try me fucking it at some point....

I want to deliver on that, but I'd need to go retrieve it and not sure if can today or tomorrow. I'm likely to fail you anons....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 20:37:36 No.49242813 Report

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>>49241511
There's different variations. A lot of them just straight up murder you. Sometimes they become your wife and pretend to be human but will kill you after she gets pregnant. Sometimes they aren't evil at all and just become your wife and there is a tale of one going into the bath with her husband, but she melted and died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 22:36:37 No.49243892 Report

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>>49230792
ANON ANON NO ANON ANON NOOO

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 22:39:53 No.49243932 Report

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>>49242338
>wife makes you fuck children's toys
what the frig

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 22:55:23 No.49244066 Report

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>>49231137
For a second I thought they were selling a full size Milotic plushie
>There's actual Gliscor merch
It's not all bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 23:16:06 No.49244230 Report

Quoted By: >>49245729

>>49242338
>my wife
>plushfucker
Are you living your life with cheats enabled dear Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jan 2022 23:20:10 No.49244264 Report

Quoted By: >>49245541 >>49245729

>>49242338
make her jerk you off with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 01:48:42 No.49245538 Report

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>>49230792
Do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 01:49:13 No.49245541 Report

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>>49244264
yes do it right now you faggot(heterosex)

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 02:08:33 No.49245664 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 02:15:20 No.49245729 Report

Quoted By: >>49245785 >>49245931

>>49243932
>>49244230
We met as fellow Pokefucker friends online originally. It's too lucky, I'm waiting for a brick to kill me.

>>49244264
Might be the plan. Going to get it tomorrow, hope it works out. How the fuck do I even post that? I feel like even if I link a moe link, the post is going to be nuked

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 02:21:32 No.49245785 Report

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>>49245729
You'll find a way, we believe in you, you lucky fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 02:30:16 No.49245853 Report

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>>49245664
that's a big nanab berry,,,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 02:42:52 No.49245931 Report

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>>49245729
>...
Impossible, I ain't a true Westoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 07:44:19 No.49247840 Report

Quoted By: >>49249146

>>49245664
OP is a coward. Learn from the umbreon plush rapist

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 08:31:34 No.49248036 Report

Quoted By: >>49249229

>>49230792
What do you see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 13:16:24 No.49249146 Report

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>>49247840
The what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 13:30:43 No.49249229 Report

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>>49248036
an uncut penis

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