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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:25:16 No.49232894 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49232898 >>49233007 >>49233099 >>49233103 >>49233142 >>49233187 >>49233209 >>49233218 >>49233310 >>49233478 >>49233822 >>49233887

Well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:25:54 No.49232898 Report

Quoted By: >>49232952

>>49232894
Magcargo would win single-handedly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:34:19 No.49232952 Report

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>>49232898
not if all the lions spat at the magcargo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:36:00 No.49232961 Report

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Groundon will win by himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:36:44 No.49232964 Report

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QHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP HAVING THIS THREAD, OS THERE REALLY NOTHING BEYTER TO TALK ABOJT CAN YOU SOTP POSTING THIS STUPID IMAGE, NOBODY CARES NOBODY FUCKING CARES ANYMROE. THE LIONS FUXKING LOSE CHRIST, THERE ARE LITERALLY POKEMON WHO CSN CRESTE A BLSCK HOLE, MAXARGO IS AS HOT AS THE SUN, BITE IS A DARK TYPE ATTACK SHEDNINJA LOSES. WE GET ITTTTTTTT

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:40:02 No.49232983 Report

Quoted By: >>49232989 >>49233899 >>49234099

>NOOOOOOO LIONS STOP IT. THIS ISN'T FAIR. ONCE I GET OUT OF THE CEMENT MIXER I SWEAR I'LL...I'LL.... AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:40:35 No.49232989 Report

Quoted By: >>49233902

>>49232983
>trashime
not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:40:44 No.49232991 Report

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It'd be more interesting if it was one of every non legendary/mythical Pokemon vs every animal on Earth

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:42:33 No.49233007 Report

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>>49232894
>absorbs all lions
>nothing personal kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:47:47 No.49233049 Report

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Considering theres a number of pokemon that could just snipe the lions from the sky, I'd say the pokemon win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:49:58 No.49233061 Report

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How do the lions even reach the deep sea mons

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:54:09 No.49233086 Report

Quoted By: >>49233534

>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE TINY NET. LIONS.... I YIELD I YIELD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:55:31 No.49233099 Report

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>>49232894
Why do Pokefags even keep trying?
It's obvious that Lions would win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 19:56:12 No.49233103 Report

Quoted By: >>49233152 >>49233161 >>49233245

>>49232894
With the lore, obviously the Pokémon win
With the game mechanic, all the Pokémon will be out of PP before all the lions dies, so the lions win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:03:00 No.49233142 Report

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>>49232894
It depends on what rules you're using. If it's game rules then the lions win, there are way more of them and they outlast the Pokemon, which run out of PP well before they've put a dent in the lions. If it's "if they were real" rules then most of the Pokemon could survive, and the most powerful of them would absolutely decimate the lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:04:04 No.49233152 Report

Quoted By: >>49233237

>>49233103
But it depends on how much exp lions drop, like, a chamander could get enough xp to evolve and learn New moves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:05:04 No.49233161 Report

Quoted By: >>49233167

>>49233103
What if a mon uses perish song?
Only one mon with soundproof would need to survive for them to win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:05:54 No.49233167 Report

Quoted By: >>49233189 >>49233208

>>49233161
It would only affect 1-3 lions depending if it's a single/double/triple battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:08:58 No.49233187 Report

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>>49232894
if it's game rules the pokemon win through abusing game mechanics.
if it's not game rules there's a shitload of pokemon that just solo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:09:14 No.49233189 Report

Quoted By: >>49233497

>>49233167
Jigglypuff's sing hits multiple targets in the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:11:10 No.49233208 Report

Quoted By: >>49233497

>>49233167
I thought it was ever mon against the lions at the same time.
You know, I may be misremembering, but perish song just affects everything that's out in the field unless it has soundproof doesn't it?
If that's correct, all the lions would die after 3 turns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:11:13 No.49233209 Report

Quoted By: >>49233600

>>49232894
I think the Pokemon would win because of one thing...lions can only bite after they catch someone in a lunge...lunge is bug type they can't bite shedinja

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:12:48 No.49233218 Report

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>>49232894
>lunatone flies up into the sky
>waits for all the lions to die of old age because the lions can't reproduce
gg ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:15:47 No.49233237 Report

Quoted By: >>49233831

>>49233152
The chamander won't evolve because a Pokémon evolve after the battle end but it will learn new moves during the battle
all depends of the stats of the Pokémon and lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:16:42 No.49233245 Report

Quoted By: >>49233546

>>49233103
The games aren't cannon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:26:16 No.49233310 Report

Quoted By: >>49233478

>>49232894
>1 billion lions
Pokémon stomp
>1 trillion lions
Lions stomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:27:37 No.49233321 Report

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Lions can't attack ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:46:21 No.49233478 Report

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>>49232894
>not one trillion lions
Shit thread
>>49233310
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:48:59 No.49233497 Report

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>>49233189
>trashanime
>>49233208
>that's out in the field
So maximum of 5 lions?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:52:36 No.49233534 Report

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>>49233086
>mm yes, a tiny net is a death sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:53:39 No.49233546 Report

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>>49233245
No obviously they're not cannon but they are canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:56:13 No.49233567 Report

Quoted By: >>49233578

>>49233497
Why wouldn't all the lions be on the field?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 20:57:28 No.49233578 Report

Quoted By: >>49233612

>>49233567
Because that's not how battles in Pokemon work
Maxinum is 5 enemies because of horde battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:00:09 No.49233600 Report

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>>49233209
Bite and lunge are two separate actions so bite will kill shedinja, also since lions are not pokemon their actions should be considered typeless and typeless moves still affect shedinja, unless its gen 3 I believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:01:41 No.49233612 Report

Quoted By: >>49233622

>>49233578
Ok, so then the battles would be like, every mon against five lions each according to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:02:16 No.49233622 Report

Quoted By: >>49233802

>>49233612
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:25:48 No.49233802 Report

Quoted By: >>49233818

>>49233622
>battles are 1v1
>battles can be 2v2
>battles can be 3v3
>batltes can be 5v1
>NO MORE THOUGH BECUASE I SAID SO, ONLY THE CURRENT ARBITRARY FORMAT IS ALLOWED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:27:32 No.49233818 Report

Quoted By: >>49233845

>>49233802
Well those are battle styles in the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:28:18 No.49233822 Report

Quoted By: >>49233834

>>49232894
Anyone who's seen all the crazy bullshit Pokemon do knows lions don't stand a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:29:32 No.49233831 Report

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>>49233237
False, Pokemon can evolve during battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:30:11 No.49233834 Report

Quoted By: >>49233852

>>49233822
>Anyone who's seen all the crazy bullshit Pokemon do
Yet they still all get caught by 10 year old children
So much for pokemon being "strong"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:31:48 No.49233845 Report

Quoted By: >>49233847

>>49233818
the games are an abstraction of the Pokeworld represented by limited tech

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:32:18 No.49233847 Report

Quoted By: >>49233867

>>49233845
>headcanon
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:33:29 No.49233852 Report

Quoted By: >>49233859

>>49233834
yeah but lions aren't 10 year old children
checkmate :^)

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:33:38 No.49233853 Report

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>here's your legendary """"powerhouse"""" in the battle against the lions
pffffHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:34:20 No.49233859 Report

Quoted By: >>49233864

>>49233852
Have a 10 year old child fight a lion
Lion would kill it meaning lions are stronger than 10 year old children MEANING lions are stronger than Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:35:03 No.49233863 Report

Quoted By: >>49233884 >>49233892

drizzle and snow warning cause every lion to die from hypothermia
wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:35:18 No.49233864 Report

Quoted By: >>49233884

>>49233859
what if the child had a gun though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:35:22 No.49233867 Report

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>>49233847
>so you think pokemon just stand around (potentially for hours) just waiting for their trainer to select the right button?
now this is tism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:36:34 No.49233884 Report

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>>49233864
The child still has a very high chance of dying
>>49233863
The lions would just faint

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:36:40 No.49233887 Report

Quoted By: >>49233899

>>49232894
>one of EVERY Pokemon
>this includes a literal god
Gee, I wonder...

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:37:23 No.49233892 Report

Quoted By: >>49233915

>>49233863
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:37:59 No.49233899 Report

Quoted By: >>49233902

>>49233887
See >>49232983

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:38:25 No.49233902 Report

Quoted By: >>49233911

>>49233899
See>>49232989

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:39:08 No.49233911 Report

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>>49233902
So nothing is canon then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:39:48 No.49233915 Report

Quoted By: >>49233925 >>49233933

>>49233892
>ignoring the part where they are soaked with water first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:40:54 No.49233925 Report

Quoted By: >>49233953 >>49234543

>>49233915
>suddenly Pokemon/Lions can get wet
Nice headcanon you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:41:32 No.49233933 Report

Quoted By: >>49233953

>>49233915
The drought from other Pokemon dries them off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:43:56 No.49233953 Report

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>>49233925
I don't care what you think is canon faggot, get a life
>>49233933
you can just suppress drought, air lock, cloud nine and whatever g-weezing's ability is using gastro acid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 21:58:04 No.49234099 Report

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>>49232983
You're missing the context here. The Jewel of Life was made from Arceus's Water, Grass, Ground, Electric, and Dragon plates. 4/5 of those plates resist/are immune to Electric. Without them, Arceus had no defense against Electric attacks, which were used to weaken and subdue it.

In this scenario, Arceus has all of its plates.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 22:00:55 No.49234122 Report

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AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE LIONS. THE TRUBBISH WERE ALREADY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 22:40:47 No.49234502 Report

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Lions? *tch* This will be a cinch with my max attack and Ground STAB I'll send them all out with an Earthquake-... AAAAAAAAAAAH NO NOT THE ELECTRIC STICK STOP IT IT HURTS AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE IMMUNITY DOES NOTHING. OH MAN THIS DAY JUST CAN GET ANY WORSE-... OH MY ARSCIENCE IS THAT A FUCKING LION???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 22:45:14 No.49234543 Report

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>>49233925
Nice denial you fucking newfag

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