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Salazzle is beautiful

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 19:43:17 No.49253029 View View Reply Original Report

Who is the most well designed Pokémon and why is it salazzle? Gamefreak has yet to do better than this magnificent creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 19:45:35 No.49253057 Report

Quoted By: >>49253197

>>49253029
Not even the nest looking coomer bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 20:04:02 No.49253197 Report

Quoted By: >>49253213

>>49253057
Yet she is the only truly canonical coomer bait. Her whole lore is coomer bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 20:06:25 No.49253213 Report

Quoted By: >>49253353 >>49253529 >>49253549

>>49253197
>What is Gardevoir
Literally waifu incarnate. Salazzle is just an ugly lizard that stinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 20:22:21 No.49253353 Report

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>>49253213
Literally just an onion person

Salazzle stank so good you can’t help but go to town on her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 20:37:19 No.49253529 Report

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>>49253213
Gardevoir are grotesquely skinny freaks with oversized heads and zero lore involving any ability to seduce people. Salazzle are shapely goddesses who canonically seduce humans. How tf is Gardevoir more of a waifumon than Salazzle?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 20:39:50 No.49253549 Report

Quoted By: >>49254083

>>49253213
gardevoir was just a coincidence. after that they really started leaning into coomer bait with lopunny, meloetta, and the like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 21:12:47 No.49253824 Report

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How are weak pathetic human men supposed to protect themselves from these sultry slimy goddesses who crave nothing except human cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 21:33:09 No.49254039 Report

Quoted By: >>49255493 >>49256360

Salamander is NOT for SEXUAL!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 21:38:59 No.49254083 Report

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>>49253549
>Anon always says "Please step on me" but never says "Please tell me if you're ok"

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 22:19:50 No.49254480 Report

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Beauty and grace, pheromones in your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 22:26:03 No.49254529 Report

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>>49253029
That is not Ultra Necrozma

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jan 2022 23:24:54 No.49255095 Report

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She is a silly slizzer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 00:11:38 No.49255493 Report

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>>49254039
You're right
Except for Hawaiian salamander, they crave for human cock, based Gamefreak
https://www.mauimagazine.net/the-sacred-spine/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 01:37:48 No.49256360 Report

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>>49254039
Salamander is extremely for sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 02:06:46 No.49256615 Report

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Totem Salazzle sitting on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 03:25:13 No.49257305 Report

Quoted By: >>49257739

Can someone please post some more salazzle images? Plz

:^)

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:^) Fri 14 Jan 2022 04:17:55 No.49257739 Report

Quoted By: >>49258083 >>49258323 >>49258341 >>49259111

>>49257305
Only because you asked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 05:14:13 No.49258083 Report

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>>49257739
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 05:48:16 No.49258323 Report

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>>49257739
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 05:49:46 No.49258341 Report

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>>49257739
To be honest at that size with all that sweat she's probably just fucking GUSHING pheromones and all the men on the island are losing their shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 08:18:33 No.49259111 Report

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>>49257739
haha...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 13:07:52 No.49260301 Report

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She is a mischievous lizard!

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