Quoted By:
All that's available is imported food and wilted vegetables. Everything's 2,000 years old. The men are as gay as Tingle from Zelda. Women would have to wear small tents as if it were clothing.
On the plus side, there's sure to be an archeology dig or five going on somewhere, so it's an easy story hook. It would just get repeated 5 times. Perhaps you could get hired to clean the black oil muks out of a pumping station?
Maybe a cameo of Misty swimming in the Dead Sea?
