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Quoted By: >>49267953
>year of our lord 2022
>people unironically excited about a 'dump'
First, the only dump you're getting will cost 60 dollars plus tax. It comes out January 28th, once Ikikomori-sama finishes the tax evasion bill and we get the Nintendo team to debug that mess just enough for it to pass as a game and not a tech test where we failed and gave up. Don't worry, you get to cope about the buggy mess later, telling hoots about the Day One patch that will never come.
Second, the game will be shit and you will buy it anyway. I don't hate to say it (I adore it), but you are mindbroken if you think the game will be anything but mediocre. There is zero (0) market incentive to do anything of quality.
Making games is very hard and you are not worth the hassle.
Don't bother with hype. You know we don't care.
>people unironically excited about a 'dump'
First, the only dump you're getting will cost 60 dollars plus tax. It comes out January 28th, once Ikikomori-sama finishes the tax evasion bill and we get the Nintendo team to debug that mess just enough for it to pass as a game and not a tech test where we failed and gave up. Don't worry, you get to cope about the buggy mess later, telling hoots about the Day One patch that will never come.
Second, the game will be shit and you will buy it anyway. I don't hate to say it (I adore it), but you are mindbroken if you think the game will be anything but mediocre. There is zero (0) market incentive to do anything of quality.
Making games is very hard and you are not worth the hassle.
Don't bother with hype. You know we don't care.
