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When I was young I had a bunch of little plastic Charizard toys and always wanted to shove them up my ass but I was worried they'd get stuck and the doctor would see them and my dad would hate me so one day I melted them all down and molded them into an 8 inch charicock with a nice flared base made out of his wings so it wouldn't get stuck in my asshole because that's just wise thinminga and so I used it and when charizards melted head nibbled on my prostate I popped like a firecracker

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 09:40:36 No.49302732 Report

Quoted By: >>49302750 >>49302778

>>49302723
based, you've basically allowed charizard genes to infiltrate and mold your dna
your offspring will grow huge orange wings and be admired by all

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 09:44:20 No.49302750 Report

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>>49302732
and if you think about it, one of those children might be male and as such possess a cock, meaning that you have found the most efficient pathway towards having a real Charizard cock some day inside of you

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 09:45:47 No.49302761 Report

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>>49302686
based zard fan

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 09:47:45 No.49302771 Report

Quoted By: >>49302778

>>49302686
i wish charizard was real so he could fuck me

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 09:48:48 No.49302778 Report

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>>49302732
>>49302771
>getting fucked by the don himself
no person on earth is worthy of such an honor

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