Good morning everyone welcome to my TED talk, today we'll be discussing why Nidoqueen is a waifu and if you're straight cis gendered male and are not into her you need to get your testosterone checked.

My first point is Nidoqueen captures the motherly aesthetic perfectly, all of you boys with mommy issues she's right up your alley, all you boys with a thing for MILFs look no further.

My second point is she's thicc, human males have a biological prerogative to seek out a partner capable of reproduction, now you may ask, "what does this have to do with her being thicc?" and I'll tell you she's got child bearing hips bro.

My third and final point is, while other pokephiles flock to Braixen, Lopunny, and other low hanging fruit you can rest easy knowing you have ascended to gigachad status with your immaculate taste in Pokemon.

Thank you for reading, you cannot change my for what I've stated is fact