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Would you skin and/or eat a POKéMON ?

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:27:01 No.49304795 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49304809 >>49305113 >>49305128 >>49306679 >>49306701 >>49306758

Would you skin and/or eat a POKéMON ? What if it was a GRASS-type POKéMON ? Is it considered vegan to eat a GRASS-type POKéMON like CHERRIM ?
Asking because I kind of want to imagine how some of them taste ...
Would you wear clothes or armor made out of POKéMON ? Would weapons made out of POKéMON components be powerful enough to fight LARGE WYVERN from " MONSTER HUNTER " with do you think !?
I'm excited to hear everyone's opinions !!!

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:28:45 No.49304809 Report

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>>49304795
I would eat the shit out of a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:13:43 No.49305104 Report

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>>49304809
OP here. Same . I'd also kill more POKéMON with a boomerang made of dead PIDGY : bones , feathers , leather : and skin/carve those as well . Thusly work my way up the food chain .

Another thread question : does LAGIACRUS evolve from FERALIGATR somewhere above level 100 ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:14:40 No.49305113 Report

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>>49304795
1: Yes, I'd eat a pokemon. Probably just the fish looking ones though, because I really like fish and I have to assume fish pokemon would taste somewhat similar to real fish.

2. Probably wouldn't eat many grass type pokemon, especially not the poison dual type ones. I think tropious has a pokedex entry about it's fruit being edible, so I'd have to imagine most grass types taste like grass/trees, rather than fruit unless they're otherwise shown to BE fruits.

3. If it's alive or ever was alive and displayed sentient life, then it's not vegan, even if it is made out of plants.

4. Pokemon clothes in the pokemon world would probably be a downgrade, considering most humans can already tank pokemon attacks relatively easy without wearing armor that might give them a type disadvantage.
Would look cool though, so I'd partake in the pokemon armor.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:16:38 No.49305128 Report

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>>49304795
I eat animals more intelligent than Magikarp in my daily life (pork) so you can bet I would wanna eat some of that.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:22:46 No.49305164 Report

Quoted By: >>49305371 >>49305436

I would play the shit out of a pokemon x monhun game. I want to beat the shit out of pokemon and make weapons and armor out of them so I can go out and kill more of them but faster. I want to chill in the village and listen to village elders talk about myths and legends surrounding some of the more rare pokemon. Capture quests can literally just be like they are in pokemon games, where you toss a pokeball in the end instead of using tranquilizers. talking meowths could be your palico replacement. Why can't it be real? FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:50:58 No.49305363 Report

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>>49305113
> 4. Pokemon clothes in the pokemon world would probably be a downgrade, considering most humans can already tank pokemon attacks relatively easy without wearing armor that might give them a type disadvantage.
> Would look cool though, so I'd partake in the pokemon armor.
Wouldn't standard clothing be made of WOOLOO , FLAAFY , WHIMSICOTT , or COTONEE and other such POKéMON fibres ?
Actually : Is a GREAT BALL made of TENTACOOL already !?

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:51:59 No.49305371 Report

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>>49305164
Yes plz . <3

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:59:59 No.49305436 Report

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>>49305164
POKéBALL should be for tiny , small and medium monsters . PITFALL TRAP and SHOCK TRAP for LARGE MONSTERS .
Is a " TRAP TOOL " actually a " POKéBALL " ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 17:06:46 No.49305484 Report

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>>49305436
>reading comprehension

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:07:03 No.49306585 Report

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>>49305484
...
" No U " .

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:08:07 No.49306602 Report

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>>49305484
I was literally agreeing with you while elaborating further ...

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:09:20 No.49306619 Report

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>>49305484
Or are you confusing my POKéMON text formatting as yelling ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:10:32 No.49306630 Report

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4CHAN is a MYSTERIOUS and WONDERFUL place to be !

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:16:05 No.49306679 Report

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>>49304795
Blaziken would be naturally spicy chicken, and I would eat them, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:18:39 No.49306701 Report

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>>49304795
To survive? Yes, of course I would. And no, Grass types aren't actual plants, they're living creatures that share the properties of plants, but are otherwise clearly higher functioning.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 19:23:18 No.49306758 Report

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>>49304795
I'd eat out a Tsareena's pussy, but that's it.

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