Damn is it the perfect living fleshlight. Constantly horny ready to take as much dick as you'll give it. Self-cleaning and with three holes. It's almost a curse, really. Once you start using it you'll always be too drained for a trainer. But if you aren't concerned with that it's euphoric. You can bring it virtually anywhere without issue or suspicion as well. Easily take it on business trips or vacations. Use it wherever, whenever. Any time you even start to get a chub you can have it at the ready. It never gets lost either. As soon as you're hard it'll find its way to you on its own. Go to sleep with it. Have it drain you in your sleep. Wake up with it. Have it take care of your morning wood without even needing to get up. And it doesn't just clean itself. It can clean you too. Get a tongue bath from it to make your dick cleaner than ever. It'll spit-shine your balls so spotless they'll look like marbles. Use it in the shower and it'll clean itself while you have your fun. It's like the thing was made for it. Like this isn't just the purpose of its life, but its entire existence.