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I can't wait for my plate of spaghetti

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>goes to Italian restaurant for a plate of spaghetti- that restaurant's specialty
>restaurant annually rakes in ludicrous piles of cash; has faithful following who swear by it.
>chef arrives at table
>places down a plate of cold half cooked macaroni noodles covered in a blended tomato and ice cubes
>you begin to sweat, as you begin to look around at the other guests
>they all have plates of the same dish
>they all look like they're enjoying it
>you begin to voice your objection to the 'spaghetti'
>the guests around you turn their heads and glare at you angrily
>one of them walks over, gets on the ground, and begins to apologize to the chef profusely as they lick the underside of the chef's boots