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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:14:39 No.49401585 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49401689 >>49402200 >>49402266 >>49402286 >>49402338 >>49402411 >>49403676 >>49404585 >>49405923 >>49406285 >>49406388

are there any pokemon you could realistically beat in a fight?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:19:39 No.49401649 Report

Quoted By: >>49401669 >>49405987

id fuck him up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:21:00 No.49401668 Report

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Sunkern.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:21:07 No.49401669 Report

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>>49401649
*Chatters in your ass*

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:21:48 No.49401670 Report

Quoted By: >>49401796 >>49401980

Machamp mostly has glamor muscle. It's not at all efficient, unlike a Pokemon like Hariyama or Conkeldurr. I could probably beat her ass in a fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:21:58 No.49401672 Report

Quoted By: >>49401741

Shedinja. I own a lighter

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:23:08 No.49401689 Report

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>>49401585
No but I would let myself get beat up by a Machoke and let him instant loss 2 koma me for losing.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:28:53 No.49401738 Report

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to the machamp person it could just hold you with 2 arms and beat the crap out of you with the other 2

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:29:00 No.49401741 Report

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>>49401672
>
not so fast

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:33:01 No.49401771 Report

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Dreepy for sure. Like, it's dex entry literally says that even a small child could take it out with little effort.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:35:32 No.49401796 Report

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>>49401670
>her
I hate you all

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 19:53:19 No.49401980 Report

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>>49401670
>her

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:15:03 No.49402200 Report

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>>49401585
I always wanted to beat Togepi ass

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:19:55 No.49402253 Report

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>>49401980
Did she get her Machamp circumcised?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:20:56 No.49402266 Report

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>>49401585
I could definitely beat a Cubone or Marowak since Team Rocket Grunts can kill them. And any baby Pokémon.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:22:45 No.49402279 Report

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>>49402266
this
if team retards did it, should be easy

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:23:15 No.49402286 Report

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>>49401585
A Pidgey...
...maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:27:23 No.49402338 Report

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>>49401585
Besides Riolu, likely all the baby Pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:33:44 No.49402406 Report

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>>49401741

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 20:34:23 No.49402411 Report

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>>49401585
arceus

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 22:18:00 No.49403676 Report

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>>49401585
Audino. Most of the time it will heal me between being hit.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 22:35:25 No.49403855 Report

Quoted By: >>49403936

>as I am now
Probably none of them
>if I were a pokemon-universe human
Probably all of them
Humans in pokemon are insanely strong and durable compared to real ones, able to take hyper beams from dragons, lift several hundred pound pokemon as children, laugh off several thousand degree infernos, etc
Despite the pokemon world being full of sapient tool-using social creatures with superpowers, humanity is dominant without even needing to carry weapons.
Man is the strongest monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 22:40:59 No.49403936 Report

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>>49403855
Their HP is over the fucking roof, but most of them have no fucking special tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 23:20:45 No.49404426 Report

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Thinking honestly, you'd have to say that immediately all fire, ghost, rock and steel types are out. Fires could burn you to death, you'd be unable to damage a geodude or ferrothorn, and ghost types would turn incorporeal
Maybe electric types as well? Other than that it's just a size and weight thing

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 23:32:32 No.49404585 Report

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>>49401585
i got a metal bat somewhere around here, can wrap up with ducktape and knives and this fucker's gettin clubbed.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:04:47 No.49405923 Report

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>>49401585
Delibird

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:08:48 No.49405987 Report

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>>49401649
*screams the n word*

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:28:12 No.49406285 Report

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>>49401585
Yes. Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:35:22 No.49406388 Report

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>>49401585
Probably all of the starters (base evolution, some cases 2nd), and the shitmons like Pidgey, the bug pokemon, rattata, etc.

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