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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:30:30 No.49406317 View View Reply Original Report

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What Pokemon would you wanna be, and why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:31:30 No.49406333 Report

Quoted By: >>49412925

Not counting legendaries, Alakazam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:31:40 No.49406338 Report

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>>49406317
Primeape so I can get really angry and die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:33:07 No.49406355 Report

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Fuck that. I want a cool monster friend, I don't want to be the monster, this shit is why I dropped Digimon Frontier, and why i never wanted to even try Pokemon Dungeon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:34:55 No.49406382 Report

Quoted By: >>49412762 >>49412947

>>49406317
Arcanine. It's my favorite plus it's a giant fluffy dog that breathes fire so what's not to love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:40:17 No.49406454 Report

Quoted By: >>49407648 >>49417863

>>49406317
I am already a swampert

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:41:15 No.49406466 Report

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Mew, so i can use transform

If not counting legendaries, ditto, si i can use transform

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:42:30 No.49406487 Report

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>>49406317
Mew. Cute and can transform and psychic but mostly to fuck other mew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 01:44:39 No.49406515 Report

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>>49406317
sableye's a good pick but probably shiinotic. i like mushrooms and forests.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 02:45:58 No.49407223 Report

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Serperior, all the fun of being a snake while still being able to hold things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:03:29 No.49407385 Report

Quoted By: >>49412919

>>49406317
electrode so i could fucking kill myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:04:53 No.49407398 Report

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I would like to be mimikyu. Since it is a ghost pokemon that means that after i die i could be it and remember my life as human and how the human world works, re-learn to speak and help s young pokemon trainer to become a pokemon master with my guidence and experience.
also in case i and my partner are abbout to get assaulted by the rocket team i could get naked in front of them and steal their stuff from their corpses.
also as a ghost type i have advantage against Mewtwo, my objective would be to kick his/her androgenous ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:26:54 No.49407648 Report

Quoted By: >>49408661 >>49408847

>>49406454
Prove it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:29:16 No.49407670 Report

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Sawk, because I get to be a fit, superpowered blue humanoid with sturdy. The only downside is the three fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:33:48 No.49407712 Report

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Ditto~
Imagine all the Dinosaurs I could turn into!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 03:45:17 No.49407840 Report

Quoted By: >>49416430

She's literally me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 04:47:19 No.49408606 Report

Quoted By: >>49408670

Me on the right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 04:50:38 No.49408661 Report

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>>49407648
My wife is blastoise and we have a Squirtle child

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 04:51:40 No.49408670 Report

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>>49408606
Based umbreon anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:06:48 No.49408838 Report

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Being a Sylveon doesn't sound that bad, you could probably still use a computer or a phone with your flesh ribbons.
And with the cute charm ability I would finally be able to find a girlfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:07:56 No.49408847 Report

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>>49407648

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:11:48 No.49408884 Report

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>>49406317
Definitely pic related. While not as strong, it's pragmatically an evil Alakazam. Whatever job I couldn't do, I could get some other person or Pokémon to do it for me. Plus, it's also the master of hypnosis, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:36:42 No.49409136 Report

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>>49406317
To be free

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:37:52 No.49409145 Report

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>>49406317
i would let the mystery dungeon personality test decide my fate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:39:17 No.49409162 Report

Quoted By: >>49420140

Arceus, the I would recreate the entire pokemon world and anime not to be dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 05:52:38 No.49409287 Report

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probably a smart psychic like alakazam malamar gardevoir etc ... kind of a no brainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 07:13:21 No.49409952 Report

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Alakazam because high IQ
Or Metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 08:01:29 No.49410299 Report

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Going to elect to ignore legendaries and Ditto, because becoming god is frankly the obvious choice here, and Ditto because 1:1 mimicry is nearly equally as powerful. So I'll roll with Indeedee.
>Psychic powers
>Still have hands
>Useful healing abilities like Aromatherapy, Heal Pulse, and Healing Wish
>Can still use plenty of elemental attacks like Mystical Fire and Energy Ball
>Become adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 08:06:49 No.49410343 Report

Quoted By:

>>49406317
>What Pokemon would you wanna be
Any
>and why?
For their ability to shrink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 11:45:02 No.49411682 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 14:08:23 No.49412762 Report

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>>49406382
>RK9
I would kill myself on your horse sized cock at last. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 14:22:21 No.49412919 Report

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>>49407385
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 14:23:08 No.49412925 Report

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>>49406333
its your brain in the pokemon, otherwise its not you being them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 14:24:40 No.49412937 Report

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>>49406317
Jynx, so I could seduce human men, put them to sleep with Lovely Kiss, then rob them of their money

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 14:25:24 No.49412947 Report

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>>49406382

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 17:28:13 No.49414875 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 17:33:55 No.49414928 Report

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>>49406317
I’d wanna be an Ursaring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 17:39:27 No.49414992 Report

Quoted By: >>49415149

>Find Pokegirls, mainly Jessie, Sabrina, and Hilda
>GOOSH, GOOSH, GOOSH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 17:50:05 No.49415149 Report

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>>49414992
>that one H-manga where it eats Poplio and rapes Lana
Good taste anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 19:22:07 No.49416430 Report

Quoted By: >>49418047

>>49407840
Tranny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 19:24:45 No.49416466 Report

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>>49406317
ninetales! my favourite mon <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 19:27:27 No.49416496 Report

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Pikachu cause it has hands/is cute and I could evolve into Raichu if I wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 19:28:30 No.49416507 Report

Quoted By: >>49417746

>>49406317
Not counting legendaries, probably Pangoro. Machamp has more hands, but I don't wanna be a barafag who shits out his intestines if he doesn't wear his magic belt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:15:55 No.49417746 Report

Quoted By: >>49418154

>>49416507
They never mentioned the belt keeping its stomach under control?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:25:55 No.49417863 Report

Quoted By: >>49418490

>>49406454
Swampertbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:41:40 No.49418023 Report

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>>49406317
Hawlucha, not ugly, has fingers, can fly. All good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:44:38 No.49418047 Report

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>>49416430
what makes you so sure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:46:04 No.49418062 Report

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Tempted to be ghost. Why be alive and wait to die, when I can be dead and alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:54:02 No.49418150 Report

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>>49406317
Machoke, so I can go right back to what I was doing before some retard decided to transform me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 21:54:23 No.49418154 Report

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>>49417746
Google 'weightlifter prolapse' at your own peril.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 22:28:12 No.49418485 Report

Quoted By: >>49420713 >>49421088

Hypno.
You know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jan 2022 22:28:42 No.49418490 Report

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>>49417863
It's a me swampert

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 00:10:47 No.49419576 Report

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>>49406317
Lucario. Because I really like Egyptian mythology, so being Anubis : the Pokemon seems pretty fitting to me. And he has a rather humanoid build, so there shouldn't be much that I would suddenly be unable to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 00:15:46 No.49419623 Report

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Giovanni's Persian, specifically. Spoiled all day and don't have to do jack shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 01:08:07 No.49420140 Report

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>>49409162
This but only if it's beta Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 01:39:46 No.49420458 Report

Quoted By: >>49420467

Something small, cute and childish like a Riolu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 01:40:51 No.49420467 Report

Quoted By: >>49420511

>>49420458
Sicko.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 01:45:14 No.49420511 Report

Quoted By: >>49420566

>>49420467
It's not pedophilia if I'm the one that's the cute shota.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 01:50:30 No.49420566 Report

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>>49420511
No one said you were.
Why did you jump right to that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 02:04:02 No.49420706 Report

Quoted By: >>49422195

funny monkey
i am not giving up my thumbs fuck youj

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 02:04:31 No.49420713 Report

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>>49418485
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 02:38:48 No.49421088 Report

Quoted By: >>49421251

>>49418485
You're a jew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 02:50:33 No.49421251 Report

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>>49421088
he didn't say probopass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:08:12 No.49422195 Report

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>>49420706
Yeah you would rather be a shit monkey, fuck you

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