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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:06:30 No.49421463 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49421515 >>49421566 >>49421590 >>49421608 >>49421612 >>49421618 >>49421659 >>49422262 >>49422266 >>49422275 >>49422485

I thought we all agree that the shrinking thing was a joke but some of you are actually starting to take it seriously and it worries me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:09:20 No.49421512 Report

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/vp/ always runs jokes into the ground quickly. just give it a day or two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:09:35 No.49421515 Report

Quoted By: >>49421575

>>49421463
Why don't you just shrink yourself down to the point you can't read what /vp/ is posting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:10:38 No.49421526 Report

Quoted By: >>49422494

Pokémon shrink by using energy the same way they use energy for their moves. There’s magic in Pokémon games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:13:17 No.49421566 Report

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>>49421463
It's not a joke, there are people having legitimate debates over this (some just for the sake of being contrarian and have endless flame wars, mind you)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:14:00 No.49421575 Report

Quoted By: >>49421970

>>49421515
I don't know, I guess I lack the "instinct".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:15:22 No.49421590 Report

Quoted By: >>49421606

>>49421463
>>49421463
>I thought we all agree that dynamax was a joke
That is what (you) sound like. Transformation is next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:16:12 No.49421601 Report

Quoted By: >>49422255

>some
I's one seriously arseraped ESL animetard, who can't handle beamos not being canon to pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:16:37 No.49421606 Report

Quoted By: >>49421739

>>49421590
they did do a manga about trainers turning into Pokémon it's only a matter of time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:16:49 No.49421608 Report

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>>49421463

it's not a joke if it's canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:17:36 No.49421612 Report

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>>49421463
Congratulations, you're seeing that aside from shitposters, waifufags, furries and Discord raiders, /vp/ also has a decent population of legitimate schizos who think their word supersedes that of the franchise itself and are livid that the brand they worship is going against their headcanon gospel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:18:01 No.49421618 Report

Quoted By: >>49421633 >>49421749 >>49421851 >>49421856

>>49421463
Why do you always use this pic? you are also a shitposter and i wish to rape your mouth with my stinky cock so you shut the fuck up, faggot
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/image/Djav8FW4B2U-Gzp5anH2Ow/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:19:29 No.49421633 Report

Quoted By: >>49421705

>>49421618
meds now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:21:49 No.49421659 Report

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>>49421463
remember when chris chan saw sonic's redesign with blue arms? probably a few autists here going through something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs&ab_channel=AbbyNormal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:24:55 No.49421705 Report

Quoted By: >>49421724 >>49421784 >>49421856

>>49421633
>All the posts talk using the same style oif shitpost
>meds like the discord trannies
I am seeing a pattern here, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:27:06 No.49421724 Report

Quoted By: >>49421751

>>49421705
Only schizos are obsessed with finding patterns where there are none

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:27:58 No.49421739 Report

Quoted By: >>49421923

>>49421606
That manga tanked horribly, they'll delete pikachu before trying that as a game mechanic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:29:04 No.49421749 Report

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>>49421618

are you ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:29:16 No.49421751 Report

Quoted By: >>49421784

>>49421724
>NO I A NOT THE SAME RETARD THAT LIKES THIS SPECIFIC REACTION, EVEN IF THE ARCHIVE CLEARLY SHOWS IT
Only discord trannies insist this hard in defending themselves when they are guilty. Kys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:32:01 No.49421784 Report

Quoted By: >>49421884

>>49421705
>>49421751
>L-LE BOOGIEMAN
meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:38:56 No.49421851 Report

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>>49421618
They all have different filenames
You have AIDS bugs are crawling through your skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:39:32 No.49421856 Report

Quoted By: >>49421867

>>49421618
>>49421705
are you falseflagging because you're actually one of the guys who post the same image and same text on repeat? he's merely a filthy avatarfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:40:36 No.49421867 Report

Quoted By: >>49421889 >>49421896

>>49421856
Just because he denies it doesn't make it ok. Fuck him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:41:37 No.49421884 Report

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>>49421784
Cyanide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:42:01 No.49421889 Report

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>>49421867
You need your meds
I'm outside your house, I am going to rape you, be alert, it won't stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:42:40 No.49421896 Report

Quoted By: >>49421921

>>49421867
i never said he wasn't the same guy, he clearly is, but there's a difference between mere avatarfags and people like the israelposter, dragonitefag, rhyperiorfag, etc etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:44:36 No.49421921 Report

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>>49421896
Yes but the fact he is samefagging to defend himself makese want to rape him until he passes out. Also he always shitposts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:44:43 No.49421923 Report

Quoted By: >>49422010

>>49421739
Should I tell him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:48:08 No.49421970 Report

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>>49421575
>posts baby lugia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:51:18 No.49422010 Report

Quoted By: >>49422105 >>49422110 >>49422283

>>49421923
And it's not canon, yes. Glad we established Game Freak treat their creatures as living things, not skins to put on their humies like you furniggers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:58:20 No.49422105 Report

Quoted By: >>49422251

>>49422010
But it is cannon that Valerie wants to become a pokemon, and that Bill actually became a pokemon. Lusamine fused with a pokemon. There's probably more examples that I forgot about, and it's inevitably going to show up again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 03:58:55 No.49422110 Report

Quoted By: >>49422263

>>49422010
Bill became a pokemon. You lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:14:20 No.49422251 Report

Quoted By: >>49422379

>>49422105
Bill didn't want to become one, Lusamine's was non-consensual also and Valerie is the equivalent of the people who bodymod fangs and whiskers onto themselves to get more in touch with their fursona. So no, it's unlikely they will do a fusion gimmick, especially when they test-ran a manga centred on the premise and saw it die. they stopped amking Pokémon Pinball, when Pinball RS only sold 1.37m and haven't revived the series since, what makes you think they'll bring up an dead manga's gimmick? They want it to be popular enough to impact VGC, not avoided like the plague as it's too digimon for Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:14:37 No.49422255 Report

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>>49421601
why are you posting this in every thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:15:20 No.49422262 Report

Quoted By:

>>49421463
Autism makes it hard to detect jokes
Please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:15:21 No.49422263 Report

Quoted By: >>49422320

>>49422110
And he begged you to turn him back human. Sounds like you lost, furnigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:15:31 No.49422266 Report

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>>49421463
>I-It's just a joke, it's non-canon!
HOLY COPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:17:04 No.49422275 Report

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>>49421463
How do Quick Balls activate the shrinking ability if they're used before the pokemon is even damaged or in danger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:17:48 No.49422283 Report

Quoted By: >>49422332 >>49422350

>>49422010
>And it's not canon, yes.
Should I tell him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:21:05 No.49422320 Report

Quoted By: >>49422345 >>49422350 >>49422384

>>49422263
Nice moving the goalpost. It already happened so they can make it permanent at some point. This goes along nidoqueen grabbing her boobs in stadium jap, the bitch with a machamp boyfriend, all the new gardevoir retcons and sinnoh myths. You normies keep losing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:22:15 No.49422332 Report

Quoted By: >>49422409

>>49422283
It's just a costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:23:15 No.49422345 Report

Quoted By: >>49422357

>>49422320
>nidoqueen
Mental illness
People think obesity is hilarious or disgusting, so an obese monster trying to be "sexy" is not meant to make you grow a boner
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:24:07 No.49422350 Report

Quoted By: >>49422357 >>49422409

>>49422283
>>49422320
Samefagging won't change the fact the rest of the entire world doesn't want to be pokémon anon. Go play PMD and whack off to grovoyle again, why don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:25:02 No.49422357 Report

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>>49422345
>>49422350
Cry about it.
There is also that fruit dominatrix, btw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:26:45 No.49422379 Report

Quoted By: >>49422415

>>49422251
>Lusamine's was non-consensual
Where'd you get that idea?

While I have no doubt that fusion as seen in burst is never coming back, they're going to keep on bluring the line between people and pokemon. There's just too much they can do with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:27:17 No.49422384 Report

Quoted By: >>49422413

>>49422320
And for the record sweetheart, I'm a pokéfucker. But pokéfucking <> wanting to be a pokémon. that's part of the glorious taboo of human/pokémon relationships.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:28:49 No.49422409 Report

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>>49422332
>>49422350
Not same-fagging. Take the L and give up. You're embarrassing yourself. It's cannon. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:28:59 No.49422413 Report

Quoted By: >>49422427

>>49422384
Cope. I will be a pokemon and have kids with my waifu, you will be forever fucking alone because you only see them as fucking fuckdolls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:29:03 No.49422415 Report

Quoted By: >>49422435 >>49422471

>>49422379
Except they really don't, else they'd be doing more with it, like they've been peppering the games with poképhilia references since Gen I. They like the furfag dollar, but will never go full furnigger. they're still a kid's game and the kids rejected that shit already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:30:05 No.49422427 Report

Quoted By: >>49422435

>>49422413
I'll catch your wife, before you can marry her fuckwit. then I'll trade her off into the great Surprise Trade merry-go-round.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:31:18 No.49422435 Report

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>>49422415
Sure. I haven't bought a single game anyway, but I love how they probably draw porn under your damn nose and release it under pseudonyms all over. They likely have proper artists that charge top dollar, that's why they C&D only a few that are very good and leave others.
>>49422427
Good luck even knowing my species. And according to BW1 canon, pokemon can decide if they stay or go, or if they are even caught at all. If they don't like you or don't wanna be caught, they simply stay away from you. Cope and seethe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:34:19 No.49422471 Report

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>>49422415
I don't expect them to go full fan service with it, as much as I'd like that, the trope is better when they actually get some narrative pay out with it anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:35:20 No.49422485 Report

Quoted By: >>49422511

>>49421463
I don't get why people care so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:36:30 No.49422494 Report

Quoted By:

>>49421526
but only a few pokemon can learn minimize

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:37:49 No.49422511 Report

Quoted By: >>49422557

>>49422485
Anyone autistic enough to go to the dedicated pokemon board is autistic enough to care about lore details that make no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 04:41:44 No.49422557 Report

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>>49422511
but I'm here
I stopped caring about minor lore like this ages ago because they never make sense and they change it all the time

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