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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 06:51:04 No.49423738 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49423756 >>49423798 >>49424028 >>49424439 >>49424510

How come eggs only mysteriously appear if you leave a male and female pokemon at the day care?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 06:52:21 No.49423753 Report

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They are cradles made from dirt and grass.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 06:52:26 No.49423755 Report

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Bc pkmn is sometimes based

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 06:52:28 No.49423756 Report

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>>49423738
unique egg designs when

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 06:55:59 No.49423798 Report

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>>49423738
Whimsical mating rituals that don't involve sex in the way we perceive it, followed by a fantastical means of the parents receiving a child and subsequently giving that child an "egg" that's more akin to an incubator, filled with protective energy, nutrients and any species-specific essentials until it's ready to face the world.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 07:14:12 No.49423983 Report

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all I could hear was the japanese guy screaming SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 07:15:59 No.49424000 Report

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>>49423756
never, too much effort

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 07:20:34 No.49424028 Report

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>>49423738
Traditionally pokemon prefer to eat breakfast in male-to-male/female-to-female pairs in order ease breakfast talks, male-to-female breakfasts are just too awkward so the egg ends up being left behind. No idea why a pokemon hatches from it though.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 08:02:02 No.49424439 Report

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>>49423738
I'd post the answer but I don't want to get banned for three days. Look up images of eevees or pikachu on pixiv with the safe search off, that'll answer your question real quick

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 08:08:39 No.49424510 Report

Quoted By: >>49424529

>>49423738
Oh they totally fuck, the old couple from the daycare just don't know how to explain to a 12-year-old how your Wailord boned your Skitty

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 08:10:30 No.49424529 Report

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>>49424510
>how your Wailord boned your Skitty
shriiiiiiiiiiiiinkaaaaaage

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